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[–]nuttyrunner112 points113 points114 points 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
she's going to depreciate faster than the car
[–]cowboyfromhell32428 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
"They age like bread, not like wine"
[–]R00TT00R14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
More like milk and eggs.
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[–]R00TT00R9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't forget seafood!
[–]nosoupforyou2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sushi.
[–]Yasai1016 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bitch don't insult bread like that, at least I can cut around the spoiled bits and still use that shit to cook some awesome french toast..
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like a steak laying on a rat infested back alley sidewalk behind a restaurant on a hot summer day in new york city.
not if you freeze them
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pfft, she already gives it away free, just not to him.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It IS a Toyota after all....
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not in this case. That is a shitty Lexus convertible. I think that was a 430 replacement.
[–][deleted] 66 points67 points68 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I sure could use some nice, new cotton socks!
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta be honest... I do enjoy the sensation of putting on a brand spanking new pair of socks.
[–][deleted] 45 points46 points47 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
wow. if this is how it looks, that dude needs to check out of that family and never look back. buy a van and live in it if you have to. just get the fuck away from these people.
[–]1v1crown5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think he bought her the car... if so HE is the problem.
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She’ll probably crash the car before the end of the relationship. And the socks will probably outlast both. Checkmate.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit! Savage.
[–]stoopididoit28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Sorry, I'm not getting the metaphor.
[–]Darth_Toenail39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Username checks out.
[–]stoopididoit12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh wait, NOW i get it!
Too late bro!!!
[–]the_unseen_one17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What fucking retard buys anyone a car that isn't a used car for your kid? What retard buys a thot a car who values you as much as socks?
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of my simping days when I bought a girl diamond earrings and I told her it doesnt matter what she got me its the thought that counts...... So the bitch gives me a snickers wrapper and never looked back lol
[–]tinysackbigshaft8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is this a joke? An empty snickers wrapper?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wish it was a joke it was as empty as her head lol
[–]tinysackbigshaft0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro I have no reply for you
[–]LJHova17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In my BP days, I bought a woman a car. Her only response came years later when she told me that I "didn't buy her grand gifts anymore." Let that one simmer for a while.
[–]Be__Live4410 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I took a bitch on an all inclusive trip to the Caribbean.
Later on in the relationship it was "We don't go away anymore!!", I said "Pay for me and we can go wherever you want." Miraculously,we never went anywhere again.
Quid Pro Quo bitch. Amazing how quickly they back down when it is requested.
[–]Hamannator12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm lost... I don't understand this. Edit: the gif wasn't playing, and was frozen on just a package of socks... Makes a hell of a lot more sense now that the gif started playing!
[–]Telauge1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you sure that you edited that comment?
[–]Hamannator0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, though I probably didn't do it right... I'm on my phone so that usually causes issues. I realised my mistake shortly after posting.
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If you look closely, you can almost see the suicidal regret setting in.
[–]nosoupforyou5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
omg you're right! It's weird since you never see his face either!
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's all about the body language.
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[–]BuffaloForeskin2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hours
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The theme was "performance".
[–]Tiredofnormies8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ahh I remember something quite similar one christmas my sister got an Ipad and laptop I got a 15$watch. I later asked my dad if he can buy me a pizza he gave me a coupon for free salad at subway.
[–]nosoupforyou6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well, only reasonable. He only had enough left for a cheap watch after the laptop and ipad. What did you want? For your sister to NOT get those things? That's just crazytalk!
[–]Tiredofnormies1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I mean I used that watch for 2 years and she got a new ipad in like 8 months so I guess it turned out okay
[–]nosoupforyou0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should buy her a new car to make it up to her. ;)
[–]I-am-the-lul5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just Do It
Go Your Own Way, Man
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This guy is a cuck. I doubt it's the first time he buys her expensive gifts while she gives him cheap shit.
[–]SimplyKaz6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's his sister
[–]denizenoflaniakea3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be fair it IS performance cotton.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is female's version of equality.
[–]RedPillMGTOW1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
R.I.P.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Meh it's a Toyota. She ain't too thrilled.
Reminds me of the Lexus commercials at Christmas time....except...well....its not a Lexus.
Why would any guy buy any cunt anything ???
[–]stupidonparade0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
An ugly silver Toyota with a soft top?
Gimme the socks.
[–]Nezborn020 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the socks will last longer than the car
[–]hockeyguy0130 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sucker
[–]Griever114-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A stupid beta bitch cuck and his money are soon parted.
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