This Belongs Here for Several Reasons [x-post from r/gifs]

NoThirst · 2017-05-04T17:55:53+00:00

So that's the best shes gonna look and skinniest she'll be on her wedding day and yet he still went through with it. She probably claimed to be working out and dieting to lull him in. He Married a ham planet, shes only gonna get bigger from that day on.

embaira · 2017-05-04T15:56:07+00:00

she was thinking of them having sex?

SelectiveExposure · 2017-05-04T15:46:15+00:00

Hilarious for several reasons.

IbushiKOTA · 2017-05-04T19:02:18+00:00

The bridesmaids wore black in honor of the death of the remainder of this man's life

KenMastersThe4th · 2017-05-04T16:08:38+00:00

I would put that bridesmaid in my crosshairs during the $20,000 dollar open bar reception.

"She yakked because some people just can't stomach love. Can you stomach such beautiful love?"

verynormalsimple · 2017-05-04T18:34:36+00:00

The only way for me to rationalize this is she's loaded from an inherited fortune and he saw some of her medical exams showing absurd amounts of cholesterol in her blood, liver damage and advanced diabetes.

Ovendice · 2017-05-04T16:28:26+00:00

Well, being that it's a female throwing up, women are going to interpret this as she's throwing up because the bride is marrying him and he must be some horrible human being, you know, like women say about ALL men.

WanderlustYouth · 2017-05-04T18:59:07+00:00

Welp at least now the bride can finally get fat . . .

davisyoung · 2017-05-04T22:23:53+00:00

How dare you fat shamers. Maybe they had to get married because she is pregnant. In her 31st trimester.

fickle_fuck · 2017-05-04T20:47:54+00:00

So much better with sound.

mighty_mogomra · 2017-05-04T21:18:11+00:00

"Weddings are basically funerals with cake. If I wanted to watch someone throw their life away, I'd hang out with Jerry all day."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJriIW3BsQ

Both the bride and priest(?) are hideous. If he was smart, he'd have a FWB arrangement with the skinny chick behind that walking moon he was marrying instead.

Marque01 · 2017-05-04T15:06:19+00:00

sucker :)

TETHTONE · 2017-05-04T20:46:03+00:00

I bet the groom listened to her complain about her weight for hours on end leading up to the wedding.

"I'm so fat Jeffrey." Frown

"This dress makes me look fat, honey".

"It's my thyroid, Jeff, YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU ARE NOT HELPING"

drqxx · 2017-05-04T23:12:41+00:00

Thats the best she's going to look. Ugg poor dude.

Slaide · 2017-05-05T02:28:37+00:00

3 women on screen, 2 are fat.

Yeah, seems about right.

2017-05-05T07:05:44+00:00

Rare video of a whale mating ceremony!

2017-05-04T16:04:24+00:00

2017-05-04T19:54:00+00:00

Schadenfreude

hardtostarboard2016 · 2017-05-04T20:48:56+00:00

just doing what we're all thinking

TheocFetoh · 2017-05-04T22:46:27+00:00

too awesome.

gotta watch it twice in full so you can watch her thinking about not puking... then

CaptainStardust · 2017-05-05T02:10:57+00:00

Sad that this is the best the guy could get considering he looks decent.

sidel3 · 2017-05-05T02:26:00+00:00

This made my already good day even better.

NoThirst · 2017-05-05T02:44:40+00:00

...someone needs to pin that over there---->

...I cant see the guy's face...unless he has a single eye in the center of his forehead, why is he marrying this hog?

BooDoug · 2017-05-05T06:15:44+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/8FxEa.gif

JNC96 · 2017-05-05T12:05:04+00:00

Yeah see I would be doing the same at any wedding.

Gonna have to bring me a bucket.

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Title	This Belongs Here for Several Reasons [x-post from r/gifs]
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Upvotes	174
Comments	59
Date	May 4, 2017 2:52 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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