So I'm reading "The Power of the Dog" by Don Winslow, and the author had one of his female conversations say this on page 84,

"It's not a penis," she'll tell her friend Elizabeth. "It's a leash." "No, it's the whole puppy," Elizabeth says. "You pet it, stroke it, kiss it, give it a warm place to sleep and it'll fetch things for."

Yup. Warning to all men, hombres, brothers and hermanos, "Train yourself or they will train you."