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[–]GrizzlyLeather238 points239 points240 points 4 years ago (27 children) | Copy Link
Be me on campus
Walking to class 8am
Too early to care about girls
Hear someone walking close behind me as I walk into the building
Hold door open behind me as I would for anyone
Look at them to see if they've got the door and that I can let go
See it's a girl and give half smile/nod in acknowledgment of another human
She gives massive eye roll and exhales like I'm a disgusting pig who only thinks with my dick- for treating her like I would any other human being.
Next week same thing, same time, same place.
Hear someone walking behind me
Look and see it's the same EvUrY 1 WaNtS tO fUcK mE iM sO sPeCiAl twat
Dont hold the door open and just walk into the building
Hear her mutter "thanks dick" for not holding the door for her.
Realize it doesnt matter what you look like, or what you do. Some women are literally insane and will do anything to feel power over men or be empowered by being a victim.
[–]lllDUNN86 points87 points88 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
You did better than me I would have started screaming at her about the last time I did it and she rolled her eyes. And told her to fuck off and die.
[–]SSGTTANK52 points53 points54 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Buddy I would’ve lost my shit on that bitch too
[–]GrizzlyLeather15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I figured attention and validation was what she was craving. I won by not even acknowledging her. If I called her out on her shittyness then I
Gave her the attention she was seeking and possibly the attention of anyone in the vicinity.
Gave her a reason to be a victim and fuel for her to go back to her protected circle of equally fucked up bimbos looking for pats on the back with her version of "omg so some incel creep today totally lost it when I called him out for being a dick for not holding the door open for me. I mean look at me who doesnt hold a door open for me" or someshit, because you know that would happen. And they would all be like "OMG fuck that guuuy, I feel so bad you had to go through that what a dick"
[–]Alexius_von_Meinong9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's exactly what the act is about. Staying cool and not getting angry about idiotic stuff like this is the emotional equivalent of no-fap.
By the way, the ancients called this nil admirari (be astonished at nothing).
[–]narmohare1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes always remember. Women = children. They cannot act appropriately. You responded in the correct fashion.
[–]pravum_vitiosus4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's pointless to give them attention just by getting pissed to the point you had to yell they already won
[–]lllDUNN2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's all good, I would have enjoyed it far more than she would have enjoyed knowing she got arise out of me. Trust me. Plus I'm very very scary when I get that angry. I have a lot of anger and unleash it like a fucking super saiyan lmao
[–]Sormalio[🍰] 66 points67 points68 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That is because you fucked up. The correct move was to sprint in front of her and hold the door closed from the other side, so when she finally opens it she knows she defeated the patriarchy fair and square.
[–]youareafakenews1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol.
[–]gtowerthrowaway0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wrong. The correct move was to be born Chad, and then she wouldn't care if you held the door or slammed it repeatedly on her head - she'd still want your number.
[–]paul_G16 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha next slam the door shut behind you
[–]emjaytheomachy7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Well, you didn't thank when I wasn't a dick. Looks like this way works better."
[–]StBlops2cel_is_Lord3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some women are literally insane
ALL wahmen.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Who cares what they think, if you can even call it thinking. They are lesser animals. My dog's opinion ranks higher than some dumb woman's.
[Edit: typo]
[–]PM_Happy_Puppy_Pics3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This exact scenario happened to me (at work; and not the 2nd part)
I opened the door for a woman behind me and she reacted so harshly like :
<<<OMG I can open the door myself "roll eyes">>>
She didn't say a word but her rejection of my kind gesture was enough to cement this in my mind. Women care more about who you are if you are attractive than if you are not. That is why TRP says to lift. Just lift, make yourself more attractive, learn diets, and get bigger. Women don't give a shit unless you are the three G's:
Good looking, Generous, Gracious. They want guys who are good to look at, give them everything they want and more they didn't know they wanted, and also kind and giving to other people so other people respect him and give him social credit.
[–]GrizzlyLeather1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dont you know every woman is a princess who needs their 1 in a million extremly brawny white knight to save them? God forbid you're just an above average guy doing normal shit.
[–]SomeGhostingGuy1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is why I only hold doors open for other men. And very rarely you do not get a short thank you for it.
Women, no matter if hot or with 3 toddlers in tow, I slam it closed.
[–]WanderlustYouth2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I learned to only do that with men, usually older men who are used being seen as utilities than actual people. I either ignore of look at women with disdain/disgust
[–]enderprime[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
the truth here is staggering
[–]GrizzlyLeather2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Every time this experience of mine that directly relates to men holding doors open for women in regular subs I post this experience. Majority of responses make up complete bullshit to fit me into some neckbeard incel narrative were I'm some fat hideous guy leering at the woman licking my chops because they cant handle the truth of a handsome man just being normal treated like shit by some entitled bitch who thinks her shit could never in a million years stink.
[–]pangolin0011 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's the number one most offensive thing to a woman? To be sexually objectified.
What's the second most offensive thing to a woman? Not being sexually objectified.
I know that "He wants to fuck me." look. It's so pervasive.
It's a delusion but they must believe it for their own ego to survive. There have been a few occasions where, after a number of interactions, I can see that it's less intense, but it's still there. However, the next most intense reaction is disbelief. It's more like "Oh sure, he doesn't want to fuck me.*eye roll*"
It's always about sex to them. It makes sense too because it's their only source of power and currency. It's not like they're thinking "He wants my money." Only after a woman actually had money would she start to think that, but still, her first thought is "He wants to fuck me".
And if they discover that it's not about fucking her, or her money, they think 'what's he want me to do for him because I ain't doing SHIT! He'd have a better chance at sex or my money cause I sure as hell ain't gonna serve no man"
And after all that, if they could actually feel/realize that maybe he didn't want any of those things she would feel empty and useless and rejected instead of what we were really going for which may have very well been "Hey a person, maybe we can be friends". But women have no use for friends if they aren't providing something above. And if they try, then they are going to want to fuck you because most women can't be friends with anyone.
[–]FlyingBaratoplata0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's when you time it just right as you let the door go so it smacks into her. I probably would have done that the first time.
[–]beenthere7890 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some women?
[–]rocko2000279 points80 points81 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Good point actually. And in all fairness, i don't even think knights respected women most of the time.
[–]Uesugi198986 points87 points88 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They did respect women. Women of nobility and royal blood that is, the rest were violently raped
[–]LiveTheTruth32113 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Given that I can imagine how many bloodlines may not have royal blood running all the way through.
[–]teelolws1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd be very surprised if the current batch of royalty are actually related to their ancestors with all the adultery and how "legitimate child" just requires a marriage certificate, not for him to actually be the father.
[–]SinatraBacalao16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Knights were cunts
[–]Patricijaobjectdude25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now they are pussies.
[–]TacticalTurtle67-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, Australian Knights were cunts..
[–]LiveTheTruth32115 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Chads of their day.
[–]Mikeytikey12375 points76 points77 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Prithee, wench, saddle up thy noble steed
[–]lllDUNN15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Prithee, be careful
[–]Sensloker2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t want to see m’ work squandered!
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[–]Uesugi19894 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Your excellency would suffice as well
[–]xdhoomy12x0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OK MASTAH LETS KILL DA HO
[–]StBlops2cel_is_Lord-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I identify as God, Creator of the Universe. Preferred pronoun: Lord.
[–]naughty_fapper48 points49 points50 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I noticed only old ladies ever say thank you, so they are the only ladies I hold doors open for.
[–]enderprime[S] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
same actually. older ladies grew up in a time where it was both expected and appreciated. for younger women, hey, you wanted equality, open your own damn doors
[–]pangolin00112 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I think that's Steve hosteader (sp). He's fucking great. Check him on YouTube. He's great with hecklers. He's lightening on his feet and he knows how to bust the ladies up. He could be the next bill burr
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Steve hosteader
no thanks, from his twitter it looks like he has tds. by the next bill burr do you mean an edgy anti-feminist mgtow comedian who married a feminist?
[–]pangolin0018 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol. Speechless over here. You ain't wrong. Lmao
[–]Wall_Investigator-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's Brett Druck, not Hofstetter.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chivalry is alive. I just have the Dragon Banner up for women all the time.
[–]thefudmaster5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now that is hilarious
[–]LiveTheTruth3211 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who’s this guy? Is that part of his stand up or an Internet meme?
[–]RealMrBehavior0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I went to high school with that guy
[–]sea666kitty0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equal rights.
Exactly. Women are experts at coopting everything for their own personal benefit.
[–]jacketguy-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol
[–]Bacon_ki113r-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Perry this you filthy casual
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
damn
[–]Soldierbosh-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Knights and nobles were just the warrior caste. A few generations down they had fine educations, and acquired deportment, but their ancestors took the crown by force, once.
Also, knights were meant to protect lady nobles. I bet the ladies used them for sport, too. There's always a better Knight.
[–]Zilo88-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hold the door open for anyone within fifteen feet of me at the time I open it. Not going to let a woman ruin civility too.
[–]Rodbow15-2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
source?
[–]StBlops2cel_is_Lord-4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great, now we get banned for 'encouraging violence towards wahmen'
[+]cokebread-9 points-8 points-7 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I looked it up too.
https://wikidiff.com/courtesy/chivalry
Courteous behavior, especially that of men towards women.
[–]-Fender-26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The word's general meaning was altered by a bunch of bored nobles during the Victorian era who found amusement in displays of romanticism and devotion. It was a game to them, one in which men competed against each other to appear as the most dedicated, and in which women competed against each other by bragging about what men had done for them, to try to appear as the most desirable. It became widespread, then it became norm. All because of a bunch of privileged knobs with too much free time and too little actual obligations.
The traditional meaning of chivalry had nothing whatsoever to do with women.
[–]StuckOnThePlantation1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Waaaay before that. Read Sir Lancelot of the Cart sometime.
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