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Having flown many times on "companion" tickets, airlines do indeed have a dress code for free/discounted travelers... it's an image thing.

I for one, celebrate that our women have decided that the official uniform for flying is short-shorts or leggings with sandals... they are basically naked.

Into my spank-bank you go girls... You'll be starring in my masturbation fantasies later tonight or tomorrow... BTW, are you girls bisexual?

No?

Well you are now.