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[–]softbeats12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It was Ken’s dream house before Barbie got it.
[–]smellsmira10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Bending at the waist > Bending at the knees
Just saying...
[–]Mitosao1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hell yeah. You can kick their ass better when they bend over.
[–]poopfartcumshart0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Damn. Domestic abuse. I guess you are an incel. Go to 4chan already
[–]Mitosao0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, why don't I? "Every breath I take without your permission increases my self-esteem!"
[–]Hammer_30452 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She even got the Twig and berries... not sure where she kept them...
[–]magicmikefx1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In her purse
[–]ToANewMe2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why does divorced barbie cost 299.99 when regular barbie only costs 19.99? Divorced barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's wardrobe, and Ken's friend Chad.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made from Ken's balls.
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