Just had a realization...

It seems like married couple go through the years counting these things called "anniversaries" as if it's a matter of "how many years can we make it together?"

They're counting upwards in terms of numerics, but in reality, it seems more like an open-ended countdown to divorce, counted in anniversaries.

It must be a feel like "Gee, how long can we go on like this?" when one is married and having anniversaries. I've never felt that feel b/c I ain't dumb enough to get married. But goddamn, gotta wonder how that feel feels, knowing that you'll never be legally able to fuck another bish, year after painful year...