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[–]ramirezfang 122 points123 points124 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Tell her it's the devil's temptation and watch the gymnastics performed.
[–]ARealLifeGuy 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like this
[–]AtomicMGTOW 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice one!
[–]alienmuseum 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
That's some 4D chess level right there. AHAHA! I bet it'll be hilarious. But I highly doubt a devoted Christian will do something like that. He's too into his religion to make a joke out of it. The evidence is him asking people for advice. It's clearly as day to us that his gf cheated.
[–]Ody_ssey 59 points60 points61 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simps can be so so dumb when it comes to relationships. It was so obvious.
[–]altair43 47 points48 points49 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Is this dude for real!? What other signs you need see the truth!?
It's like your lord is telling you "Save yourself my child. This one is a hoe!"
[–]NohoTwoPointOh 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And verily, the Lord said unto odinfreya, "There is a path from Galilee to the wicked city of Sodom. This woman belongs to this path. To this path she shall return"
--Hoeverbs 30:4
[–]isshindoutai117 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously what the fuck? "God wants me to do this". God wants you to betray your partner's trust and commit adultery despite very VERY specifically stating in the Bible, on multiple occasions, that that's NOT what he wants you to do?
Yeahhhh... Also "received signs" is bullshit in almost every Christian sect. It is believed God works by guiding you without your knowledge he isn't chucking signs at you shouting "go cheat on your partner". Evangelicals are the fucking worst I swear.
[–]alienmuseum 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He wants God to send down some fire signal. Like spell it out on some burning bushes.
"She's a ho, my son!" kind of sign.
[–]debanked 29 points30 points31 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Jesus Christ
[–]MGTOWayoflife 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is cheating on Captain Cuck with him as well?
[–]hauntedforest00 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As it was ridden, so shall you ho, without consequences, until to the day when you do......
honk honk
[–]Odd-Reference-32 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What are we getting rid of here?
[–]ABCthrowawayacc 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whatever the case may be, this Lord guy is probably doing him a favor.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
That can't be real. Nobody is that dumb..
[–]Odd-Reference-32 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
You should spend some time around a church. I know, easier said than done these days. My dad was a pastor. I'd overhear people perform these kinds of mental gymnastics when they came to speak with him in his home office. His office was right next to my bedroom.
[–]jeepdrvr18 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My dad was also a pastor. People would ask him if god was trying to tell them something when certain situations came up in their life. But this is a whole different level of crazy thinking. I think even my dad would have thrown the bs flag on this one.
It's because the modern church is fucking toothless and modern Christians feed fro their hand. The Bible is filled with red pills, Christianity was instrumental in early science in the West due to the belief that if God made the world he must have made rules to make it self sustainable, ideas like God talking to you were taken with extreme skepticism - a Devil's advocate is literally someone who argues why someone shouldn't be made a saint as they want to be absolutely sure you're worthy of the title.
Yet the modern church ignores all the redpills and spouts feminist nonsense, and many Christians (mostly evangelicals in my experience) seem to go along with the anti-science rhetoric as well as the "God is telling me X" nonsense that any Christian 500 years ago would have laughed at them for.
Only way to be a decent Christian these days is to just read the Bible by yourself and stay away from the modern church.
[–]NohoTwoPointOh 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That isn't dumb. I mean, it IS, but really isn't.
What you're seeing is the hamster. That little fucker can eat logic and shit cotton candy. She has literally talked herself into this. If she took a polygraph, there's a decent chance that she will pass. Not because she is a duplicitous snake. She can do it because she is so fee-fee driven that she can let that hamster run and literally convince herself that 2+3=chicken.
[–]Feral_Coyote 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO nice.
[–]psypD 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
We are talking here about people that base their belief system on a book that starts with a guy getting cucked by a ghost.
[–]isshindoutai117 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
This is such a pathetic dumbed down strawman take that it basically makes everything you say on the topic of religion null and void.
I can do that shit too hey just watch
"Lmao fucking atheists people who literally believe there was nothing then some day everything appeared through the power of magic, and then that magic disappeared just as quick as it appeared".
Wow it's almost as if purposely being disingenuous, oversimplifying and purposefully representing your opponent's position, and other such strawman nonsense is enough to make any position look stupid!
I always notice that atheists like you love to claim how intelligent they are but seem unable to attack religion without purposely strawmanning it to insane degrees. Surely if you were so comfortable in your convictions it would be easy to have decent arguments?
Oh also just gonna chuck this out there, atheists are massively overrepresented on the left wing, in feminism, and with progressive types in general. So I wonder how does your logic work here? Is it "well that must mean progressivism and feminism are the right choice because atheists are smart and atheists like those". Or is it "atheists are fucking dumb because they support progressivism and feminism". Two choices based on your own stated logic, yet either way you lose. Go and tell me how you're the side of logic and reasoning though 😂😂
[–]psypD -1 points0 points1 point 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So Happy that I triggered you . Be mad!!!
[–]bfte2 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahah the church girl fairy tale... Most of them go there because they massive sluts. Personal experience.
[–]silly_birb 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"The Devil Lord made me do it"
[–]ARealLifeGuy 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a Christian, that’s not how that works.
[–]amb1978 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well that's a new one for me. God is telling her to upgrade. A true Christian can't even complain. Who is he to question God's plan???
[–]Handegg69 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The worst are "Christian" girls that justify any scummy behaviour because "Jesus will forgive her" or "God told me to do so". They are usually the biggest sluts, absolutely disgusting.
[–]Fenrir1801 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
User name is "odinfreya" so it is likely an April Fools' joke.
[–]TigPlaze 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Religion was supposed to keep hypergamy in check. So much for that.
[–]Marfi09[S] 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Christianity has been cucked for some time.
[–]Cultural_Area 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pray to The Lord, bruddas, for freeing this man from this bitch! Amen!
[–]Vk760 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They have no accountability
[–]trump4president2024 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Her prophets whitewash these deeds for them by false visions and lying divinations. They say, ‘This is what the Sovereign LORD says’—when the LORD has not spoken. ~Ezekiel 22:28
Translation: They are all lying thots.
[–]Psylocked849 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Scarlet Letter starts with an A!!!
[–]Canute87 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Basically just put lord and devil between a normal relayionship dynamic and you get the christian version
[–]boborg 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she's obviously crazy if she goes to church, even without the signs
[–]ffyouredditffyou 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus doing this guy a favor!
[–]Psychological_Award5 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That has to be a meme
[–]Dejesus_H_Christian 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The entire Christian religion is basically an elaborate cuckold story that got way out of hand.
[–]rubix_fucked 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only "sign" she saw was the other dudes cock.
[–]Frequentbadideas 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the ultra religious are more prone to illogical thinking. They have to rely on faith and that can lead them astray in other areas.
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This subreddit is quite terrifying.
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