Our firm occupies multiple floors in a high rise building, and I use the elevator multiple times a day because my department spans several floors. There are these two “bros” in another department I’ve run into many times. Usually the interaction is limited to a nod. They’re kind of a hybrid New England “Chad” meets Jersey “Bro” with a dash of homophobia. They’re the type who are probably book smart at SOME subjects but really got through life because of their parents. They’re so unaware of their surroundings that one time I was in the elevator with them, they were behind me, and one of them pointed out my pants to the other guy to make fun of the patterns, but I was able to see their reflections on the elevator’s metallic doors.
So yesterday I had the misfortune of sharing the elevator with these two again. Except this time, they were talking about their weekend plans and how one was planning to impress a “chick” because she seemed like the she could “bang like a Bangkok stripper”. I assume she’s asian because they started doing the Full Metal Jacket sucky sucky five dollah and me love you long time schtick. I turned around and told them to keep inappropriate conversations out of the work place. And they just ignored me.
Anyway, they might have thought because I’m male it was ok to talk like that at the workplace. I reported them to HR today. I’m thinking about shooting their boss an email as well to let him know I’ve reported the two bros, what my concerns are, and that they may need disciplinary action and sexual harassment training.
My co-worker thought it may be a little drastic because that’s how those two are. But I disagreed.
TL:DR: Two guys were having locker room talk in an elevator and I reported them to HR, and maybe their boss.
Edit 1: Thanks for the constructive feedback. I’m definitely not informing their boss. HR notified me that they will follow up with me and advised me to keep this confidential.
Edit 2: Some have asked/suggested I’m a woman or a heterosexual man. I’m an out and proud gay asian man. Lets put the silly speculations to rest.
Edit 3: Some here have very strong opinions. Please refrain from sending me any more private messages with tired homophobic insults like “f*ggot”. Lets keep this cordial. Thanks.
[–][deleted] 93 points94 points95 points (8 children) | Copy Link
I think it is more like a revenge . He doesn't like these two for obvious reasons and can retaliate by reporting their 'sexist' remarks.
[–]sir_wankalot_here49 points50 points51 points (3 children) | Copy Link
Always watch out for fags, they are more cunning and devious then women.
[–]cursed_deity20 points21 points22 points (2 children) | Copy Link
i would have hated you for saying this a few years ago but i have to admit you got a point, thinking back, almost every gay guy i met or was friends with was sneaky as fuck
[–]StrawhatMucci1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Understatement knew this guy who would constantly complain on fb to get sympathy about his gay crowd harassing him of "slutting around".
Then he bangs someone in our shared house of about 8 people, someone who he openly hates and always talk shit about. Yeahhhh not at all I see lol.
[–]xXx420VTECxXx1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
They subconsciously want to fuck you and dislike you for not fucking them.
[–]nana31og36 points37 points38 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Most confident men would just go on about their fuckin day, and at worst “hey chill” then go on about their fuckin day
[–]Double_Cake7 points8 points9 points (2 children) | Copy Link
Clearly the reasons being they were mocking his race and they dissed his pants.
I hate snitches but those guys sound annoying af.
[–]toxicus_masculus19 points20 points21 points (1 child) | Copy Link
They sound like caricatures. I seriously doubt things happened the way he says they did.
[–]zac4781276 points77 points78 points (1 child) | Copy Link
This makes me sick, especially with all the simps in the comments validating that he is NTA.
[–]Shiva-The_Destroyer8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
The first YTA I saw had a score of -3
Denunciation over some shit talk. What kind of kindergraten did society become? Those moral busybodies are pure cancer.
[–]the-cuck-is-back57 points58 points59 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Number of maidens I've saved: 200
Number of maidens that have rewarded me with sex: -500
[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points (2 children) | Copy Link
The OP is actually a gay sjw, I found it in one of his replies.....he's probably jealous that they were not into him
[–]sir_wankalot_here18 points19 points20 points (1 child) | Copy Link
I reread his post - they where homophobic which means rejected his advances.
[–]DiDeDonDireChe36 points37 points38 points (0 children) | Copy Link
I know damn well if it was two hags talking about chads dick size and how they would grind the fuck out of him this pussy simp would laugh his ass off.
[–]debanked31 points32 points33 points (4 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck is wrong with these people, we've reached the Stasi level of #metoo
[–]MSP_Generalist16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
With gays, it's all about the drama. And them. And the drama.
I've worked with them, and they're more annoying than a couple of bros talking shit.
[–]NohoTwoPointOh5 points6 points7 points (1 child) | Copy Link
Are your papers in order?
[–]stillstandingsitdown3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
the policemen are in our heads
[–]AnnoMachina0120 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't wait for women and other beta-orbiters to turn on him... Hoist on his own petard
[–]dine_o_mite22 points23 points24 points (6 children) | Copy Link
jeez, wtf is this guys problem? imagine if these guys get fired because of this, douche just changed their lives because of something they said in the freaking elevator. world is becoming scary. watch out gentlemen.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points (4 children) | Copy Link
He's a jealous faggot
[–]MgtowAutumn22 points23 points24 points (3 children) | Copy Link
The way he describes them makes it obvious. They’re normal Chads and the OP is your typical Reddit loser. He has a nice ramble about how they mocked his pants before and how they’re “bros” with rich parents. Were they unprofessional? Sure. Is that something to report them for unless you’re a wet rag? No. I wouldn’t do anything close to what they did in the work place but if I was in that elevator I’d laugh and forget about it in two minutes like any well-adjusted adult that doesn’t throw a hissy fit over bro talk. I’ve filed one incident report in my entire life and that was over a huge hospital oversight that may have killed someone.
I love all the slippery slope fallacies in the thread. “It starts as boy talk then becomes rape apologism” rofl. Right, very logical conclusion there from the very logical feminists of Reddit
[–]dine_o_mite9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
right, kept using the word "bro" to try and simplify them. equally in a stereotypical, demeaning way ironically enough.
take note, move on.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope they find him and teach him a lesson.
[–]reinaldo86613 points14 points15 points (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, just a jealous faggot, nothing to see here... now it all makes sense
[–]MSP_Generalist4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
I saw that and thought... Jesus, it's fucking George Takei.
OH MY!
[–]user_miki8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
This is Orwellian.Report for jokes.
[–]xGenocideOnU8 points9 points10 points (2 children) | Copy Link
i hate faggots so much lol
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't normally say bad things about gay people, but that white knight is a complete faggot.
[–]xGenocideOnU0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
me neither
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points (2 children) | Copy Link
I have nothing against gay people but this fag deserves a ghost pepper enema.
[–]truth-forager0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm sure he enjoys having stuff shoved up his ass so this would be a reward not a punishment
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Oof
[–]jfiscal5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Angry faggot mad he can't get Chad
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
He got the praise he was looking for.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Add that to the list of cancerous subs I'll eventually be banned from.
[–]LeisureRnR4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
I see, ‘minding your own business’ is an outdated concept now.
[–]truth-forager2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
People are encouraged to rat people out who are not conforming to groupthink. We are getting closer and closer to being all-out Orwellian.
[–]Soldierbosh3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Asshole squared. Firstly for reporting them. Secondly for not knowing he's an asshole.
Maybe add another Asshole for being a commie faggot.
[–]Cuntplainer3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
What an asshole
[–]Gfeeny2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Ain’t war hell? Now it’s no women or little dick Asian boys in the workplace
[–]BlastRadius1152 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
eh, I don't care for that kind of crap in a professional setting, but I wouldn't complain to HR about it.
[–]eingebrannt2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Guys AITA, I need to confirm with my fellow le reddit before I approach the harassed mlady telling her of the news that I am indeed NTA.
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[–]truth-forager1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Right. It's like you expect women to be backstabbing bitches but when a guy does it it's a whole other level of betrayal.
[–]Seagram71 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
"Did everyone on the bus stand up and clap?" Finally! I get to use that reference. In other words, this fucker is LYING! This is pure SJW fan jerk off porn fiction. Virtue signalling for internet karma and to feel good about yourself. Lets break it down:
Wow! You must be a regular Sherlock Holmes to deduce all that from a few elevator rides. You know their parents income and their level of education from you observation. But even more telling on why this guy is full of shit is he right away uses the trope of the evil white guy that SJW's feminists, LGBTQWERTY, all stereotype to hate: the "Chad Bro."
And this is when I knew this is one big crock of shit. In this day and age with #poundmetoo, sensitivity classes, allegations to HR, everyone knowing a story of someone getting burned on an accusation, that these "Chad Bros" are going say racially charged words like "chink" and pull the "me so horny" schtick in front of a gay Asian? And yes, they knew you were gay by the pants you wore. But they didn't because this never happened.
[–]StrawhatMucci0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
u/I--CODE hahahahaha read the comments on this
[–]peterdukey0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't realize this was a report and was about to rip OP for being a bitch when he said he'd report the guys.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
RemindMe! 8 Hours
[–]Antifeg0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Why there always have to be snitches, you act like little kid running to mum, OMG.