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[β]DigiThug106 points107 points108 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Captain "save-a-ho" ππ, that's gold
[β]Your_Coke_Dealer25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Itβs classic. Thereβs even a song by that name
[β]ViolentJenniferLopez6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Copyright E-40
Btw he is red pilled af.
[β]Bravofoxtrot6695 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Read the rational male, you'll love it.
[β]DoctorAxelrodi0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think I'll borrow it somewhen.
[β]MysteriousPlantain0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He destroyed him with that one
[β]realChebz41 points42 points43 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mentality of most men sadly, ready to toss their brothers under the bus for a whiff of some fish, much less men they don't know.
[β]electricbridge33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago* (10 children) | Copy Link
Once you've "had pussy" enough you realize a fleshlight is a better option or simply using both hands. Having sex isnt that good...come on, how easily amused are we? A slippery hole you rub your dick in while humping? It is all women are standing on...their trust is that men in general will remain mesmerized by something so basic. makes them who they are and thus far theyve worked to deceive us.
Its a stinky slippery slide...nothing more
[β][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
this guy...gets it. funny story. i was a typical blue pill dude in my 20's. i wasn't a doormat or pathetic in any way but yeah, i was blue pilled, constantly orbited, cheated on a few times. any disrespect and I would still walk away but looking back, i put up with shit that simply didn't register on my brain, cause it wanted pussy. then i got engaged.
THEN my best bro bought me a fleshlight. literally overnight women had no power over me. fleshlights are way better than real pussy and they cost like $70 and some lotion/lube costs. super cheap. but...i still was blue pilled. just my dick wasn't. so 99% i'm choking on blue pills but my dick had just been fast tracked to monk mode red pill city. sex had NO power over me. why would i fret about a girl playing games with me. i can stop replying to her texts and go have a way better orgasm with my fleshlight and 4k porno. but i was blue pilled.
so i kept looking. and now that sex wasn't important, i could really see women for what they are, so i wanted to meet a good one. what did they bring to the table? i really started to analyze the power dynamics of things, and what i saw, shocked me. outside of pussy, women have VERY little to offer. like VERY little, not even proper emotional support and caring nature the media and society says they are all about. nah, just parasites with a nice hole. well i found better holes. saved my life that little plastic. crazy how blind my hormones made me.
oh by the way, jacking off doesn't compare. the power of pussy trumped any masturbation i had to that point. but yeah, true pocket pussy and lube. damn...heaven.
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they're all amazing if you ask me. Tenga eggs which is a different company makes very portable fuck eggs that are like $10 each. great way to start. many brands sell knock offs, basically all the same type of plastics, although Fleshlight has a slightly better quality. they take a few times to break in fully. i use normal lotion and take it out of the outer plastic and just use the inner soft sleeve. very easy to clean. normal lotion beaks it down over time but i don't mind, softer and better pleasure compared to Lube which can be very expensive. you can go thru a lot of lotion :). But even breaking down i probably buy 3 a year and if you jack off less than a few times a week than one will last you a good year. $100 total for unit and lube is like one mid level date with a girl. but be careful. women will literally have zero ability to please you the same. I have been with women since, but yeah, just doesn't compare. now a whore with a fleshlight, now that's 100% safe, and wonderful.
[β]IThinkThisIsAUser1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Having sex actually hurts my dick, itβs very sensitive, walking dosent hurt my dick, sex is overrated
[β][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I'm 6.2" in girth, I always thought it was normal to use both hands. Just one always felt asymmetrical and weird.
I still have sex occasionally, I stay in shape and am really good looking, and it's fun. Got a vasectomy as well, so I'm good on that.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
yeah, sure 6" girth, sure buddy.
...nah i'm just fucking with you. i got a long schlong and anytime i talk about it, i get called out for lying. even here. like i'd go to an all male forum and lie about my genitals to a bunch of men who don't care about women or dating. sure. lol.
funny thing is i always bring it up for a point. my dick with size, shape, color, etc, is a solid 9.9/10 dick. i could easily do porno. not just size but overall look. i got the fucking brad pitt of dicks. funny thing is i have a pretty good body too, but i'm ugly as fuck. i'm not short but i'm 5'11 and yeah, purely face and hair and looks, i'm NOT chad, but i got a chad dick.
i always mention it to men here because i see so much unwarranted self hate by men with small dicks. no need man. did my big dick get me some girls out of my league. totally. but it never made them stay. even if you're small, never worry. girls don't really care about even dick size. some do alot, but 75% of women, don't really care, you got a micro dick but 6 figure salary. NOW they love you.
but it also shows the standards of women. i'm well educated, perfect dick, got a solid job and am a good middle of the road guy in most other areas, but most of the girls i dated that i really wanted something more long term, always eventually monkey branched to a better Chad, you know one with a nice face or a huge bank account, shit they can show off to their friends, cause even if your man is packing heat, you can't share that on facebook. women don't give a fuck about pleasure of the body, they only care about pleasure of the ego/status.
[β][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, I'm not long, like 6 3/4 but I've sent a couple to the emergency room with bleeding before I knew I needed excessive foreplay.
r/bigdickproblems is good. I was never interested in porn, as far as doing it, and dudes don't make jack shit.
I used to do male modeling, so I'm fairly attractive. Only did it a couple months, industry is excessively materialistic and shallow(of course).
I don't get big, though, I'm 5'11, 160, get super cut, but don't get big.
I'm hot, in great shape, with a huge dick, but I didn't get laid for an extremely long time, because I was raised incredibly abusive, and was extremely socially awkward, with severe crippling mental illness, so all of that shit didn't do me much good.
I got a friend, fat as hell, tiny dick, but he gets laid all the time, really hot girls too. Funny.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah, similar. was always a bit more reserved growing up. had success with women but mostly initiated by them so i've had periods where i didn't date or had sex for 1-2 years. which was actually a great experience. people that fuck non stop and can't go a month without a fuck are drug addicts. I used to follow r/bigdickproblems but there isn't that much knowledge or discussion i need on this subject anymore. i only bring it up to show smaller dick guys that dick size is like #5 or #6 on girls lists. they prefer height, money, status, muscles and many other things before dick size. like i've said before, i think only about 25% of women even REALLY Like sex. for the rest its kind of a tiresome act of fucking men they have no tingles for to get resources, so they've grown to hate it. every time i meet a girl that actually likes sex, its obvious, all they care about is my dick and telling their girlfriends about it, but that's rare. whereas probably 95%+ of men would instantly put huge DD tits up on their list as #1 or #2 if their girl had it.
[β]electricbridge1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh yeah? I always thought I jerked with two hands because of my length.
[β][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Could be. My length is like 6 3/4 so not amazing, but I'm like 99.85th percentile in girth. I was raised hardcore religious, so I knew nothing about sex, spent a couple painful years wondering why condoms hurt so bad, ended up going with a couple European brands, US condoms stop at 54mm nominal width(Magnum XL), those will do in a pinch, but they are uncomfortably tight.
Pasante Super King or Mysize 69mm fit great. Costly, like 17 bucks for 12, and take two weeks to ship.
[β]DangZagnut23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Pussy worshippers worship pussy.
[β]electricbridge1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They've got to be simple...am I missing what is so good about sex? I get it...but its not --that-- good.
[β]DiabolicAvenger8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bekon Ye, Sir White Knight. What land hath thee to show for thine efforts? What merits hath thou received from thine fair maiden?
[β]ViolentJenniferLopez8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Back when I used FB, on Women's Day I left a status that said "Honored the role of women today by waiting until I got all the way to the front of the line before deciding what I wanted to order." Some white knight popped in with the "don't be sexist speech." A homie left a reply saying "So...does that work? Ever?" His reply got liked by a grip of women. White knight destroyed and hopefully red pilled.
[β]User_70406 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage
[β]Chakra_Devourer7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Piece of shit white knight ain't getting no pussy. You know damn well only chads are the ones slaying.
[β][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't wait till he meets the one and get married. Within a few years he will be raging and crying he got cucked and left with nothing.
He will find out and come here.
[β]DeanLivanos4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
u/jamesbcotter drowning in pussy rn
[β]PuchNoob1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Not to be a dick or anything but they have a point. I took a quick look at your profile's first page and there wasn't anything not about women or feminism. I'm not hating on your ideology about women but to bitch about it all the time is just plain stupid. That energy you put could easily be spent on something more productive for your life instead. Though, I don't know how you live your life.
[β]Throwseph120809[S] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fair point. I'm actually doing pretty good though. Have a job I love and make good money too (I work in AAA video games). Lots of hobbies (workout 5 days a week, did a day road trip on my new ninja this weekend etc).
Most of the posts you see from me are low effort reposts, not time consuming rants or original content. And the reason I do it is cuz I just launched an anti-feminism sub a couple weeks ago, and I'm trying to keep it updated with fresh content until it starts to grow organically. If that makes sense.
[β]ViolentJenniferLopez7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have this account explicitly to hate on women and shitpost. Who the fuck does their "So, how about that bitcoin?" posts under the same account they pwn thots on?
[β]PuchNoob2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Glad to hear it! You do you
[+]jamesbcotter2-6 points-5 points-4 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Can you even imagine that whiny pussy's day-to-day life?
Crying about women 24/7 on the internet? Literally doing nothing else with his free time?
The post about his "muh life so good" is an obvious lie when you look at the timestamps of his posts in contrast to his "workout 5 days a week, road trip, and lots of hobbies."
It's an obvious incel pussy with no life worth living.
[β]Throwseph120809[S] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Didn't learn your lesson the first time huh bucko..
This is called a no true Scottsman fallacy. It's circular reasoning used by idiots who don't understand how logic works π
The post about his "muh life so good" is an obvious lie when you look at the timestamps of his posts
You keep telling yourself that cucky ;) Maybe you can use lube tonight instead of your own tears.
Incidentally, has it ever occurred to you that it takes maybe 10 seconds to crosspost, and a workout with 8 exercises, x 4 sets each, with 1.5-2 min rest periods, means around 45 min - 1 hour of rest time per workout? (I did legs today.. in fact I think I might even have shared our little chat here DURING my workout, hahaha).
And then there's the fact that I work in video games. Where I have my phone at my desk and can basically use it whenever the fuck I want. So there's that.
As for my motorcycle trip. That was Saturday. If you wanna creep that hard, you'll see I barely posted Saturday.. because it's hard to post and operate a motorcycle. Not that I need to prove anything to the likes of you. I just find it hilarious.
[β]jamesbcotter2-5 points-4 points-3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You're such an evolutionary failure that you're incompatible with the biological counterpart of your own species necessary to survive.
Your every limpdick thought is centered on how you can whine about women.
[β]Throwseph120809[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Too bad I already have 2 kids, and 3 girls I'm casually seeing right now. One is 14 years my junior (I'm 38). I just choose not to get involved seriously due to everything working against men and incentivizing bad behavior from women in society right now. How's that white knighting going for you tho? We all know it's panty dropper when men rush in univited to 'defend wamen's honor'
You see, the difference between you and I is that I can get women and don't want to, while you only wish you could get women, but still can't.
I know which I'd rather be.
[β]jamesbcotter2-3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol "I'm so successful and confident that I need to cry about women 24/7 on the internet and then LARP about it, then I need to advertise my LARPing in response to anonymous nobodies on the internet."
No one is buying this pathetic show. Well, just the other sad limpdick incels in here, but they're not real people. They're punchlines to jokes that they're too stupid to grasp.
[β]ThirstySasquatch1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get that man a skewer cause he was absolutely roasted
[β]ACoolLizardman1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely fucking destroyed
[β]GaryGewaltschiss1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"What polish do you use to keep that armour so white and shiny?"
They hate that sentence.
[β]TomahawkSuppository1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Heβs the guy women say things like βsome girl is going to be so lucky to have you as a boyfriendβ after which she climbs into the car with Chad
[β]Sad_to_be_here0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You sound as retarded as him.
As an older guy I will tell you this, learn to take it wisely and not like a bitch:
A function that women do serve is that, by piting you against other men who would have otherwise been your friends, it makes you aware of certain categories you fit in and where, women have a selective eye instead of honor.
In this you become more aggressive ,witty ,insecure ,stressed.
Don't let your lack of a woman stagnate you, most of you younger guys on here who eschew women talk and walk like these, you sound like fucking idiots.
Be better guys, please be better. I've tried saying this before here but it's often met with the sort of diatribe you gave that guy. I married a bipolar bitch, I've been divorced thrice, I know women, I know what they are, I'm no blue pill guy.
Don't let the lack of competition make you weak.
[β]Throwseph120809[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
As an older guy I will tell you this, learn to take it wisely and not like a bitch: I married a bipolar bitch, I've been divorced thrice
All we needed to know. Thanks for the unsolicited advice partner
[β]Sad_to_be_here-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I knew you would take it like a bitch, just like you did in your post. I would bet you haven't had even one woman in your life and you think that's the best.
Your type really ruined mgtow, one thing is to be so attractive you need to protect yourself from the realities of women, another is being so unattractive you need to protect yourself from your own feelings of rejection.
[β]immaluckez1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There is no type in MGTOW buddy, u happen to be the retarded one trying to make a division. Dont take your old age as a badge of honor, in fact it took you long to realize what female nature is through your miserable unnecessary hardways. 3 divorces ? How dumb can u be lol.
[β]Sad_to_be_here-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To have had 3 hot sex slaves for as long as I used them? Great! I think you assume I'm American and I pay alimony.
But I guess I'm just dumb for enjoying sex with women, go play your video games to distract you from masturbating my friend, you must be some type of monk.
[β]Grant14120 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just like the text book...
[β]tchower0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, we cry like little bitches everyday and cry our fuckin eyes out on this sub! And I bet you white knights are just swimming in fuckinβ pussy and bringing back all the bitches to your place and fucking them! Excuse me while I go cry like a little bitch! Haha!! Not!
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let it be, these dudes will get red pilled real quick !
[β]duong90060 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm curious. Did he ever get any pussy then? Did he answer you question?
[β]Throwseph120809[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He never acknowledged or responded. I think we know what the answer is.
[β]duong90060 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, we all know that an answer would never come.
[β]rowdserling0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You drilled him a new one
[β]shatterthecrystal630 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Got 'im.
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