Going to a prostitute is more of an achievement as earning money takes more effort than spreading your legs

And whenever a woman gets laid, a guy's getting laid too. The ratio is one to one every time

Guys may not get to choose who they fuck, but we can choose to put ourselves in the running by going out to a club

I've been chosen by women before and all I had to do was be there, get drunk and have fun. Yeah, for a guy it's a crap shoot but if you go out enough eventually it'll be your time