WHEREAS the date of June 19th shall be marked as a holiday to mark the end of slavery in the United States, and;

WHEREAS that state of servitude is oft inflicted upon a man unjustly by the state at the behest of a woman sueing for divorce, and;

WHEREAS once a man has completed the time period of servitude and his resources are his to dedicaye to himself and his growth and well-being, NOW THEREFORE,

BE IT RESOLVED that the 19th of June shall be proclaimed now and hereafter as a holiday for the man to celebrate his newly minted freedom, to reflect on it's value, and to shine the light of liberty ever-forward into a bright future.

Happy Abolition day. Enjoy your freedom men.