If a genie popped out of a lamp and offered you a choice of one of two things, which would you want?

  1. A high-end Superstrat guitar custom-made to your specifications, or some other very high quality guitar.

  2. You spend the night with Amber Heard

For me it's a no brainer! I would take the guitar. For those of you who aren't guitar players, a custom guitar can be made to your exact specifications with Warmoth parts and can be super high quality. It can run anywhere from about 1K to 4K depending on how fancy you go. It's what I've been wanting to do for ages, that or have the Fender custom shop make me something awesome. Another possibility would be to just buy a high-end guitar by Gibson or Ibanez. Then again, there's an amazing guitar making in Switzerland named Relish guitars. For a high-end guitar, you usually pay somewhere between $1200 and 6K. For something vintage, the sky is the limit. The point is, ANY of these choices would be better than banging some obnoxious woman like Amber Heard. If you knocked her up, you would be tied to her for 18 years with some kid, with her driving you mad with awful parenting, instilling her whacko ideas into the poor kid. She's super rich, so she probably wouldn't divorce rape you, but just dating her would be thousands and thousands (maybe millions) of dollars dumped down a black hole. Then there's how she physically abused Johnny Depp. He probably still has lasting ailments due to her abuse, and maybe also PTSD.

Any of those guitars would be a bargain compared to her. I'm not dating anyone, so it's no more money dumped down a black hole in pursuit of an absurd game rigged against men. Instead, I'm buying the guitars that I've always wanted. I would not be able to get Amber Heard to look in my direction, but I wouldn't want her even if I could get her. But rest assured, I've been with other attractive women who drove me NUTS! Spending money on them is like going to an ATM and withdrawing every cent you've got and dumping it into a live volcano. There's no amount you can spend that will satiate women's greed.

I know everyone here is not a guitar player, so if you're not, just substitute your favorite thing. If you like vintage cars, sub whichever model you've always wanted. If you're a surfer, sub whatever surf board everyone wants. If you're a traveler, sub some amazing trip. When you stop throwing good money after bad on women, suddenly you can afford all kinds of great stuff.

I have a collection of nice guitars now, and my playing ability has improved in leaps and bounds. This is an accomplishment for ME. Women killed off my generosity. When I really loved someone, I wanted the best for her and would buy her nice things. It was when I realized women simply expect that when my generosity was murdered. When someone simply expects you to spend a shit ton of money on them that they're being a crappy and obnoxious person. That's greed. They act like men owe them that. We don't!

I want my nice guitars. I want kick-ass playing skills. I don't want any more greedy women with their hands out.