Retards! Gather 'round! Here comes dynamite, part 2. Part 1 is here.
I have an incredible sexual imagination that I give to my woman as a gift. From the years I've been here I am convinced that most retards here have dull and boring sexual imaginations. So I'm here to share my notes with you dudes.
All of the following Cheat CodesTM (part 2) have been personally tested by me over the last 4 years, and everyone of them has been a successful and great sexual encounter. So line up, pick a #, and go do some shit. You'll maybe fail, maybe not, but who the fuck cares? The worst that's going to happen is your dick is dry and you fail a shit test. Just like before. Oh, and shit tests? They will happen. Deal with it however you want.
Horn's List of Successful Sexual Cheat Codes:
I've chosen to model all of these under the structure of DEVI, which in the sidebar is covered by Sex God Method. Even better, I've put all of this into a spreadsheet for those of you with a spot of 'tism even rated by difficulty. I've made it easy for you.
I want to be clear about one thing though - you MUST give each attempt your full undivided 100% effort. Otherwise, it will not work. Go read a field report here from a dude who actually tried something that I wrote about.... and it worked.
I would like to finally add that you'll read below a lot of words being exchanged between you and your woman. They aren't necessary, but rather I have included them here so that you can imagine the frame of mind required to make them successful. In other words, you can do all of this without communicating a single word at all.
DOMINANCE
Devi Concept | Frame Required | # | Item |
Dominance | Beginner | 28 | Grab her by the hipbones facing you. Squeeze more tightly than normal. Look at her. Walkaway. Think: I could pick you up easily and throw you anywhere I wanted. |
Dominance | Grinding | 29 | During sex, stop. Grab a vibrator. With one hand, hold her wrists together above her head tightly. With the other use the vibrator on her and as she gets closer just say "No". Continue to say "No". As she becomes more aroused, make her ask permission to cum. |
Dominance | Grinding | 30 | Before penetration, "Spread your fucking legs." As she spreads them, tell her it's not good enough. "More." Until she's completely spread eagle on the bed, keep commanding her "Wider" or "More". When you're satisfied she's done all she can, praise her saying "that's how little sluts come to bed", then fuck her. |
Dominance | Hard | 31 | Use a combinaation of 29 & 30, but implement a spreader bar. Easy to make one with a 1 inch dowel and some eye hooks and velcro straps with a ring for $10. Paint it black if you want it extra scary. Use a blindfold at the beginning so you don't look like an idiot fumbling around. |
Dominance | Hard | 32 | Command her to go upstairs, use a toy, and masturbate for X minutes without cumming. Randomly throughout the day. When it's time for bed, see if you can manage to put her to bed wet. |
Dominance | Hard | 33 | You need her help washing your cock everytime you take a shower. If she wants a man's nice cock she needs to take care of it, daily. She's not allowed in the shower, but instead will clean your cock by opening the curtain or shower door. |
Dominance | Hard | 34 | Make her ask permission to enter the your bed at night, every night. |
Dominance | Hard | 35 | Teach her the nadu position. After entering bed, she must hold his position to your liking. Critique her posture, make her proud of this through praise by looking good for you. You're welcome to inspect, touch, and grope your girl in this position unitl you feel she is acceptable, then invite her lay down with you. |
EMOTION
DEVI Concept | Frame Required | # | Item |
Emotion | Beginner | 36 | Look at your woman and only think about your favorite part of her body. Stare at it. Take it in. When she notices and asks what you're doing, say nothing. Just keep thinking about it and looking at it. Push yourself (metaphorically) into her. Keep concentrating on it. Then, take her upstairs. Think: I want to enjoy this part of her. |
Emotion | Grinding | 37 | Randomly cup your hand under her chin while she is standing. Thumb on one side, fingers on the other. Look at her eyes, squeezing slightly, and smile until she smiles. Then walkaway. Do this several times across many days, and then from across the room days later look at her in the eyes and extend your hand in the same cupped way (empty). Keep it there until she comes running across the room and places her chin into your hand, or motion her to come with the same hand. Think: She is so fragile and small. I could crush her face with a single hand. |
Emotion | Grinding | 38 | "Babe, you 100% cannot wear a bra today in that shirt." When protest arises, just stay firm. "Just give me the bra". Praise how her tits move in her shirt throughout the day. Point out everytime you can see her nipples and how you like it. You can't help yourself. Stare at them. Touch them, bounce them, flirt with her tits only. She is only a pair of tits, treat her accordingly. This is about generating authentic desire from YOU. |
VARIETY
DEVI Concept | Frame Required | # | Item |
Variety | Beginner | 39 | From across the room, get her attention. Point at her. Then point at your lap. Motion her to come. Smile. STFU. Wait. Don't say a fucking word. Touch your favorite part of her body. Then motion her off. Works well if you've been sitting reading, watching TV or relaxing. Think: I want to enjoy her for just a minute and then let her go do pretty things. |
Variety | Beginner | 40 | Buy lingerie. Place it on the bed sometime during the day. Say nothing about it. When she inevitably asks about it, or refuses, just say "It will make me happy". If this fails do NOT be butthurt the least bit. Prepare to be rejected 100% beforehand. It WILL make an appearance one day. |
Variety | Beginner | 41 | On a day she is wearing a dress, look at her with a sexy smirk and say "panties". Hold your hand out, palm up, ready to receive them. When she asks questions, just keep saying "Panties." When she argues, hold the line by saying "Panties." This is particularly effective if going somewhere public, or in the car while already out. Put them in your pocket. |
Variety | Beginner | 42 | In bed or on the couch, lay her head on your stomach, caress her hair and neck. When relaxed, take your cock out and lay it across her face, caressing her face with your cock - making it harder. Then using your palm, press the full length of your cock across her frace from chin to temple. Press hard. This generates the feelz that your cock is massive. |
Variety | Beginner | 43 | Randomly lock her outside of the house and demand to see her tits before she can re-enter. Praise. |
Variety | Beginner | 44 | Walk up behind her, grab her tits under her clothing crossing your arms in front of her. Pull her in close, firmly, with a big bear hug then walk away. Max time 5 seconds. |
Variety | Hard | 45 | Make her stand facing the wall, bent over at the hips with hands on the wall (or spreading her cheeks), naked, legs spread, as your cum completely drips out of her. Praise. |
IMMERSION
DEVI Concept | Frame Required | # | Item |
Immersion | Beginner | 46 | Blindfold her and put noise cancelling headphones on her. Touch every part of her with various things. Use your imagination, but only use hard/soft objects. Neglect the pussy entirely. Do not escalate. End this by putting her to bed wet. |
Immersion | Grinding | 47 | During missionary, command her, "Look at me in the eyes. Do not close them." Fuck her hard at first, then vary what you want. If she closes her eyes, grab her by the jaw and open her eyes with your thumb and forefinger. Also useful for having her watch your cock go in and out of her. Think: You're not allowed to look away while being fucked. |
Immersion | Grinding | 48 | Role-play as an older man sneaking into her virgin teenage bedroom at night where she's been furiously masturbating everynight for months without a cock to use. |
Immersion | Grinding | 49 | "Come with me. It's time." Everynight for a week at a consistent time, drag her ass upstairs by the hand and then undress her. Buy a very nice plush robe, she will wear it and be naked underneath. Make her wear this everynight. Use your imagination for game. You can attach certain personas to certain robes based on what YOU want. Slut, whore, goodgirl, the possibilities are endless. |
Immersion | Hard | 50 | While she is in the shower, open the curtain and hand her an anal plug. "I'm going to train my girl/slut/babygirl properly. You will use this everytime you are in the shower now." She will inevitably test you, so spot checks are necessary. If it's missing: "Your training is going to happen one way or another, up to you if it feels good." |
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