Retards! Gather 'round! Here comes dynamite.

/u/Blarg_Risen recently made a comment to say the following:

I see a lot of OYSs 10 and under. I see a few less OYSs 10-20. And even less above that. And one thing that I'm really noticing for the newer crowd is them getting lost in the amount of information and stratification of guys here. As J10 mentioned long ago, there really is different levels to this whole game. And getting lost in the nuances of the upper levels, in my opinion, is holding guys back from doing what they need to do: faking it, fucking up, and especially introspecting on where they are and where they want to go.

There's no doubt the testosterone level has dropped in here with respect to new guys. I haven't seen a guy come in and blaze a trail to success since Horns. And that's not necessarily a dig at newer guys. It's the result of us guys at the top reigning in that unstructured chaos, and you guys at the bottom falling in lockstep rather than blazing your own trail.

I think Blarg is right, and since I'm one of those vets trying to help guys reign in that unstructured chaos, I think it's time we give some dynamite in polarity. The first step was putting a rule 9 moratorium in place. Next step? Let's take it back to rule zero. Fuck leadership, fuck self-improvement, fuck not jacking off, fuck validation, fuck all of it. Let's get back to being a man who does shit, fail or succeeds, but learns how to become a man who fucks and trades notes about it.

The point of all this is to STOP thinking and START doing shit and testing yourself.

I have an incredible sexual imagination that I give to my woman as a gift. From the years I've been here I am convinced that most retards here have dull and boring sexual imaginations. So I'm here to share my notes with you dudes.

All of the following Cheat CodesTM have been personally tested by me over the last 4 years, and everyone of them has been a successful and great sexual encounter. So line up, pick a #, and go do some shit. You'll maybe fail, maybe not, but who the fuck cares? The worst that's going to happen is your dick is dry and you fail a shit test. Just like before. Oh, and shit tests? They will happen. Deal with it however you want.

Horn's List of Successful Sexual Cheat Codes:

I've chosen to model all of these under the structure of DEVI, which in the sidebar is covered by Sex God Method. Even better, I've put all of this into a spreadsheet for those of you with a spot of 'tism even rated by difficulty. I've made it easy for you.

I want to be clear about one thing though - you MUST give each attempt your full undivided 100% effort. Otherwise, it will not work. Go read a field report here from a dude who actually tried something that I wrote about.... and it worked.

I would like to finally add that you'll read below a lot of words being exchanged between you and your woman. They aren't necessary, but rather I have included them here so that you can imagine the frame of mind required to make them successful. In other words, you can do all of this without communicating a single word at all.

DOMINANCE

DEVI Concept Frame Required Number Item
Dominance Beginner 1 "Keep that up and maybe I'll let you XYZ me tonight, you've been a good girl lately." (give me a backrub, suck on my cock, cuddle me) - it's all about giving the prize out.
Dominance Beginner 2 Pick her up, carry her upstairs, throw her on the bed, rip her clothes off, and fuck her. Without saying anything.
Dominance Beginner 3 "I want to see those nice little/big/milky/perky (something with praise) tits of yours. Now."
Dominance Grinding 4 "This pussy belongs to me now." Said in the throws of you in a dominant fucking position.
Dominance Grinding 5 Tear her shirt off down the middle exposing her breasts and caveman her.
Dominance Grinding 6 Try #5 during a "fight" where you generally DNGAF and she's emotional. Fuck the bitch out of her. Get dramatically angry over the top.
Dominance Grinding 7 Hang her head over the bed (face up) and face fuck her
Dominance Hard 8 Give her safewords, blindfold her, then tie her up. Leave the room. Come back as a different person who's kidnapped her and is going to molest her. Or tie her up in the shed at knifepoint like /u/red-sfpplus does and watch her piss herself.

EMOTION

You will notice that emotion begins around the intermediate level of experience and frame. This is intentional, as there is rarely any emotion involved without you first understanding Dominance and implementing it.

DEVI Concept Frame Required Number Item
Emotion Grinding 9 As she's getting tired, be the big spoon and rub her asshole as she falls asleep gently, telling her that you know this relaxes her and she NEEDS it to fall asleep.
Emotion Grinding 10 During a BJ: "Oh come on, we know that you can suck cock better than that." Say this with authority, almost humiliating. Watch.
Emotion Hard 11 Lay two toys and a paddle out on the bed. Maybe a wood board. Just leave them there. Wait until she says something. When she does? Command her to go pick one. Don't put the other ones away. STFU. Broken record.
Emotion Hard 12 Text this meme to your woman. And STFU. Wait for a response. Later call her by her choice, or "Princess Slut" works fine. Other results here and here from MRP vets having fun trading notes.
Emotion Hard 13 WARNING: Cuckhold Trigger…....Right before penetration, stop. Get off her. Slap a suction dildo loudly to the floor and say, "I want to see you fuck this little dick before you fuck mine." Make sure it's a small dildo. It will feel like humiliation to her, which requires alot of Dominance here, but praise her like a good girl as she fucks it, encouraging her to do better so she can "have the real thing"

Variety

The spice of life. Are you boring? It's time to add some variety.

DEVI Concept Frame Required Number Item
Variety Beginner 14 Take her hand in bed and put it on your dick. Bonus if you tell her "Babe, you'd sleep better with your hand on my cock at night." Do not escalate.
Variety Beginner 15 "I'll be home in X hours. When I come home, I want you wearing XYZ, with red lipstick, a tiny bit of mascara, and ABC" - be extremely specific. If she asks why, your answer is "because that's what I want." Don't ask.
Variety Beginner 16 Add things to the shopping list, like "blowjob". When she notices it's on the list, "We will talk about this later." Act like she put it on there. Gaslight her. Tell her she's dirty. Make her believe she added it. Then later, ask her for the list, scratch it off, and pull your dick out. STFU.
Variety Grinding 17 Stick your finger or thumb in her asshole during sex and talk dirty about how tight her virgin asshole is and how you just might take it for yourself. Usually works better the first time during caveman sex from behind.
Variety Grinding 18 "If your panties get wet at all today you must text me a picture of them. Do not try and hide it from me. I will know." This works because it sets up for her to follow your directions, or you'll be "checking them" later that night, no questions asked.
Variety Hard 19 Fuck her like a whore. imagine you are paying a woman for sex and tell her to do everything you want. When done, jokingly leave and say "You were worth every penny, sweetheart."

Immersion

Immersion is a difficult thing to conceptualize - but this is basically it: you have your woman in another world, where she gets to play the part that you design. All elements of DEV are required to accomplish immersion (usually).

DEVI Concept Frame Required Number Item
Immersion Beginner 20 Randomly come up behind her. The kitchen works great because she's distracted. Run your hands along her hips and then turn her around quickly. WHILE SMILING, press your hand into her throat and push her somewhat forcefully into the door/cabinet whatever where her head is resting against something with your hand on her throat. Whisper, "You're all mine. Later."
Immersion Beginner 21 During foreplay, only put the tip of your dick in there. Waller it around for a long time and tease her. Act like you're going to deeply penetrate her but never do. Make it sopping fucking wet and then tell there's no way it's going to fit. STFU. Watch.
Immersion Beginner 22 Have her lay down sitting up with her back against your chest between your legs. Take her tits out and just play with them for a long time. Enjoy it. Praise them. Put them back. Don't escalate yourself. Do this several days/nights in a row. You can choose to fuck her or not - but this method is not meant to be foreplay.
Immersion Beginner 23 Go and buy nice panties. Things you like on her. For a solid month, pay her for fucking or sucking on you with panties. Do not negotiate with her. Just give them everytime. Lots of room to treat her as a good girl, a whore, or a slut here. Some of you will go broke. Victoria Secret often has good deals and no woman ever turns down VS panties.
Immersion Grinding 24 "Why are your panties so wet, babe? Have you been thinking bad things again?" Ask randomly as you grab 'er by the pussy.
Immersion Grinding 25 Right before you cum, grab her phone. Blow a load on her face or tits or whatever and record it from your POV. Hand her the phone back and say, "You can watch this anytime you need to. But you must tell me immediately if you do." Bonus points if you ran the Holy Grail of Cum retarded science experiment for yourself.
Immersion Hard 26 WARNING: Cuckhold Trigger...... Have her sell something online. Message the listing from your own name. Jokingly pretend to inquire about the listing. Ask if you can come pick it up sometime soon, preferably when her husband is out of town. Game her. Pretend you don't have any money but can pay her in "other ways". Then show up at the scheduled time and say "When's your husband get back?" Play. The. Game. Fuck her and leave. Come back home as the husband later and if you're really ballsy - fuck her again and ask why she's so wet already.

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This is all men trading notes. In time I will add to this list of cheat codes if necessary, but posting your feedback in your OYS or on this post will help calibrate what works and doesn't work. All this shit works for me. Take whatever you want, leave the rest.

Strength, motherfuckers.