Listen up Faggots. Uncle Chad already hung up his Christmas lights you lazy fat fucks.
The minute I started untangling the strands of lights on my front lawn yesterday, my next door neighbor – a hot young milf- pulls up in her driveway. She smiles at me, Uncle Chad gives her a wink, and then she goes inside. 5 minutes later, her loser fat beta husband comes outside to hang up their lights as well. My hunch was correct, as soon as she went inside she must have nagged her beta husband about decorating the house for Christmas like I was doing. The entire time, she was supervising over his shoulder and nagging the fuck of out him. She was brutal.
He couldn’t do anything right. I know this one very well. The way he put the lights in the garden was wrong, the way he positioned the snowman stakes was wrong, the way he wired the lights was wrong because she didn’t like how the extension cord went across the walkway, the clips he used for the lights were wrong. I listened as his wife bitched him out for over a hour. The best part was how he overloaded the amps because he had too much shit plugged into one outlet and all the lights went out. She got so pissed at him she slammed the door shut and went inside. He was pathetic. What a fat fuck.
This holiday season, don’t be a pussy. Take the lead. Take Charge. Don’t sit idling by.
Your wife, if it didn’t start already, is about to get pimped by the mainstream Christmas narrative. She’ll FEELZ the pressure to buy all kinds of shit you don’t need to try to impress her family and friends at all the holidays parties. Don’t get pimped. Your wife just celebrated Thanksgiving and gave thanks for everything she currently has in her life, but now she will get pimped and demand all sorts of expensive trinkets and gifts as presents. And if you don’t oblige, she’ll guilt shame you the entire time.
Here’s my advice to you:
Be mindful of your wife deliberately trying to make you more beta. Be mindful of her actively ball-busting & emasculating you during this holiday season. Here, wear this ugly Christmas sweater. Here, hold my purse while I go in this store for a second, Here, when we go to my parents house for Christmas, don’t say a fucking word, sit there like a good little boy and obey me. Here, let’s pack up the kidos and whisk them away to their 4th party this evening. You better not fucking complain either. If they kick and scream, it’s your fault. If they act like little brats while opening their presents, it's also your fault.
You may ask, “Why would my sweet little bride, my soul mate, purposly try to emasculate me?” Because it secures her male's long-term commitment - by reducing his options. By ball busting you into submission, she destroys all of your self-esteem.
At your lowest:
It's harder to stay on top of your health. Less likely to work out. It's harder to kick ass at your job. You're less likely to fuck other women. You're less likely to cheat. You're more likely to stay.
She knows, on some subconscious level, that male attractiveness is about your mojo, or your overall attitude. If she can destroy your self-esteem, you'll never have enough mojo to even think about getting another woman. Then you're hers to drain of resources ($). Eventually, the relationship may end, but it will be on her terms -- the way she likes it.
An aging women without a beta is fucked. Back in the day, she would have to live with her extended family and be a burden into old age. At worst, she would end up a beggar on the streets. Many female beggars in the 19th and early 20th centuries were simply widows. And these destitute women served as a visceral reminder to ALL women: you're lucky to have a provider, sweetheart. So, in their subconscious core, women are fucking terrified of not having a mate to provide for them. This fear has been bred into them as a Darwinian fitness mechanism.
The fucked up irony is that, in acting to secure her mate's long-term commitment by lowering his value, she becomes no longer interested in him as a mate. This didn't used to be a problem, because she'd only have to look at the destitute women to see what happens if she's tempted to leave. Now, however, thanks to alimony and no-fault divorce, when she's thoroughly betafied her man, she just leaves him and takes his money.
Build a lifestyle that keeps you attractive and in-charge. Never compromise. Keep a strong frame in any relationship. If she ever tries to betafy or ball-bust you, recognize it for what it is: She's insecure in the relationship. Handle it like any other shit-test. Don’t be proud of the fact that she considered you "marriage material". It just meant that you can be relied on to be there. You had limited options. You give no tingles. You might be a good provider one day.
Happy Holidays faggots. Don't get pimped.