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[–]Lethn 24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The irony of it is she's lying herself by claiming this is what all men believe.
[–]Stonn 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And the vague assumption that the commenter was a male.
[–]brkn613 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That commenter was a shitlord and therefore was male.
[–]civilsaint 20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"All men are liars," says the woman who we all know NEVER tells a lie.
[–]fengpi 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
I don't know about you fellows, but I absolutely love ruining everything good and then lying about doing it. And I love lying, too.
In fact, I don't know which I love more: lying about stuff or ruining stuff. Or, maybe when I'm in the mood for a bit of variety, ruining stuff and lying about stuff.
This morning, I stole a car and bought a gun. Which was completely different from my usual habits, in which I steal guns and buy cars.
I'm purely driven by these loves that I have, see. Predominant among them is the love of evil.
Also, I'm driven by hate too. The hate of good.
Every decent human emotion that women have? I am driven by the diametric opposite impulse. But don't let that fool you into making the rookie mistake of thinking that there are fundamental differences between women and men, see. There are no fundamental differences. Except that men are the evil opposites of the goodness and lightness that women effortlessly, instinctively bring to humanity. Out of love of good and hate for evil, which is completely unlike men's love of evil and hate for good.
Nuance. It's what's for dinner!
Now, please, open your Satanic Bibles to page 26 and join me in slitting the goat's jugular with a consecrated dagger made of meteoric iron.
[–]civilsaint 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
A word of advice, you probably want to buy the gun BEFORE you steal the car. It makes it much easier, and if you get caught, the penalties are higher, which we men love. Support the patriarchy by going to jail.
On an unrelated note, my opinion is that the Satanic Bible was written as a satire on the Catholic religion. Anton McVey (I think his name is that wrote it) was raised strict Catholic I believe.
The book of similar to Catholic dogma, but just tells you to worship a goat headed dude and have orgies or something, which is pretty close to Catholicism.
[–]DRU-ZOD1980 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Anton LaVey. Sorry, I just love to mansplain.
[–]civilsaint 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You mean Anton LaVey? (me too)
I googled Anton McVey and even google mansplained me :)
Also, he wasn't Catholic. I deserve the mansplaining.
[–]DRU-ZOD1980 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I did. My spellchecker on the phone femsplained to me.
[–]glassuser 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like your phone was cuntfusing things.
[–]civilsaint 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]fengpi 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have to say I prefer the Satanic Bible to the Christian one.
[–]Bailie2 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Had a female boss and she was a pathological liar. She lied about things it wasn't even nessissary to lie about. She would blaim all her shit on others but if things went well on there own, she would take credit. I was doing my job, it got down to crunch time and her taking over was obviously the way to get things done faster. But she didn't check to make sure it was all done and some work was hiding in a corner. She claims it was new pt sup and gets him fired for not checking, even though it probably would have been to late. Tried to say she maybe had cancer while denying ADA for someone going though cancer. She would let my coworker just sleep on the job backing me up and make look bad. I often wonder if it's because I asked if she had a degree when she first started. It's was policy to have one for her job. I think she lied about that too.
Eventually got me fired mixing half truths with whole lies. I was about to buy my first house. Finally feel successful, start looking to finally start a family. Yeah I'm homeless now. I just feel like anywhere I go I'm going to run into some psychopath that will just destroy anything for their crazy bs.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To take a page from Chris Rock, sure... men lie all the time
"Uh, I was at my friends house."
But who tells the biggest lies? Women. ""It's your baby!"
[–]Thats_absrd 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nuh uh. I also love boost and destroying apex seals.
[–]Mitschu 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love Spoonerisms.
destroying apex seals
I swear I read that as "destroying sex appeals".
[–]TheRavenousRabbit 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny, the dildo she rams into herself each night is probably made, designed and invented by a man. :3
[–]danimalplanimal 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm sorry...where's the logic?
[–]tonytwotoes 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that's the joke..
[–]jfastman 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So wearing make up, a push up bra and spanx is not lying?
[–]TrulyStupidNewb 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
men only love two things in this world:"
The good news is that in the "other" world (aka the real one), men are actually surprisingly diverse.
Too bad she's stuck in her world.
[–]hork23 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A Kafka trap, how pathetic.
[–]phforNZ[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm curious as to what the aftermath of a man saying to her "All men are liars" would be.
[–]Swordfish101101[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol Just more proof women don't know anything about men at all or anything about the world we all live in, who invents it all, builds it all, maintains it all and repairs it all.
All the way down to growing, processing and delivering the very food that goes into her ignorant, ungrateful mouth she gets for free with her EBT card.. all work done by 99.99% men.
[–]Longjohn_Server -5 points-4 points-3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can we please stop having shitposts like this on this sub?
[–]AlwaysABride 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That was poor. He totally set himself up for that comeback.
[–]roharareddit 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you kidding? He showed her to be a complete loon.
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