"How To Become A Male Feminist"

If you've completed Step 1 correctly, you should now be (1) the ripe old age of 16; (2) plagued by insecurities due to the lack of a strong male father figure; (3) projecting your self-value onto surrounding females due to your mother's inability to get her needs met during your childhood resulting in your trying to manage her anxiety, meet her needs, and subconsciously become a surrogate partner; (4) finally, having raging hard-ons roughly every fourteen seconds.

Now to cement past behavior and establish future behavior, it is very important that your first romantic relationships (no, your uncle doesn't count) are consistent with your internalized childhood state. You're gonna want to pick a broken and extremely insecure girl with possible Narcissistic Personality Disorder. This way you're guaranteed to enter into a dysfunctional win-lose relationship where you continually feel compelled to meet the irrational needs of your partner at the expense of your own, further compounding those early childhood experiences. Remember not to pick a strong, secure, and empathetic girl - this leads to patriarchy.