Mike Buchanan and James Millar (feminist journalist) discuss the Gillette ads on TRT World (Turkish TV station)

fengpi · 2019-01-25T00:12:25+00:00

No no, you don't get it guys: the ad was telling men to stop barbecuing women's dead bodies. And it even encourages good non-woman-barbecuing men to step up and police the bad ones! What's so objectionable about that? That's a positive message! Are you pro-human-BBQ or something?

If you're offended by being told not to be a woman-roasting cannibal, perhaps you should look within yourself really hard and ask yourself why that is? Hm? Perhaps there's a part of you deep within your toxically masculine heart which hungers to grab a fork and knife to sup upon a woman's shin, marinated in brine, crisscrossed with scorch marks, resting on a bed of saffron rice alongside garlic-butter polenta and a glass of Tempranillo? Men have a long history of doing that, after all. You surely can't deny that cannibalism exists. But you are better than a cannibal! That is what the ad was really saying. You, you backwards cap-wearing sports-watching moron, are better than a cannibal, despite all of your filthy male instincts to act like a cannibal. And we expect better from you, even though your cannibalistic urges are socially-endorsed with age-old phrases like "boy cannibals will be boy cannibals." But you don't like the enlightened corrective message: encouraging men to not be woman-devouring cannibals. For some odd reason.

Perhaps you should look back in your life and try to count up how many women you've impaled on a rotisserie over a pile of flaming charcoal for a slow afternoon cookout? Perhaps you should reconsider that urge you surely have to thinly slice women's flesh off of their bones and saute their supple tenderized womanflesh in a shallow pan with olive oil, black pepper, chives and shallots in a dinner party for your fistbumping "bro" friends? Paired with steamed green beans with slivered almonds, baked vidalia onions and locally brewed craft beers, of course?

Sheesh, you stupid manbabies, what's your problem?? The ad was simply reminding men to not treat women's bodies as a type of haute cuisine and it portrayed men stopping other men from doing that! How can you possibly find that objectionable?

Title	Mike Buchanan and James Millar (feminist journalist) discuss the Gillette ads on TRT World (Turkish TV station)
Author	JohnKimble111
Upvotes	6
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Date	January 24, 2019 11:09 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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