So much for "Equality"

originalSpacePirate · 2016-12-20T17:15:07+00:00

Man, our standards have sunk really low if Schumer's body is considered a "knockout."

Also, Leo is 42 and gets more pussy than any of us will in our entire lives combined. I don't think he gives a shit that he put on a few pounds after Revenant.

cadetbryguy · 2016-12-20T16:19:30+00:00

Honestly leo has been somewhat fit during filming who gives a shit that he put on a couple of pounds. These gossip media stories will always find the worst angle to make a celebrity look bad.

Mauzeraut · 2016-12-20T21:56:35+00:00

Honestly in both cases I just think "how about you let them both vacation and leave them the fuck alone?"

Like, I wonder if it ever dawns on whoever writes these that they look back on themselves and wonder, "Y'know, when I set out into the world of journalism and literature, this is what I wanted to contribute. Critical voyeur pics of celebs pandering to the stupid and shallow, the writing equivalent of blowing people for money. When Elanor Roosevelt said 'Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people', I was probably what she was referring to with regards to the small minded. What am I doing with my life."

But they don't. They keep right on posting this kind of mindless literary discharge, oblivious and ready to whore out to whoever becomes a gossip target next week, sucking it all down for the almighty dollar and never questioning the cost of their soul for so little.

SaiHottari · 2016-12-20T16:09:22+00:00

There's nothing about Shumers body that is "knockout" attractive. She looks like a stale potato. I'm heterosexual and I still find Leo's body more attractive.

satisfyinghump · 2016-12-20T18:23:02+00:00

I know it's not super relevant to the issue at hand, but this is Nina agdal, the girl Leo was with:http://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/styles/si_gallery_slide/public/swimsuit/web/nina-agdal/2016/nina-agdal-2016-photo-sports-illustrated-x159762_tk1_01181-rawwmfinal1920.jpg?itok=zA2X9v7N

InvaderDem · 2016-12-20T16:41:53+00:00

DiCaprio shows off middle-age spread

He's 42. That's middle-aged. He is looks exactly how he should look.

Edit: Removed a paragraph; wasn't really relevant because it was comparing the two images when the publication wasn't comparing the two. Still, it should be noted that both look their age and appear in good shape. But DiCaprio isn't overweight or over-eating and Schumer's body isn't a trainwreck; but it's also not a knockout body.

Edit 2: People, give me actual reasons why both of these people look unhealthy. They don't look morbidly obese nor do they look dangerously skinny. Don't just say "looks like [witty grouping of words]."

wiseprogressivethink · 2016-12-20T17:39:58+00:00

The headline on the right is literally Fake News.

TheGoalOfGoldFish · 2016-12-20T19:00:33+00:00

You're biting the shit bait.

Nowin · 2016-12-20T18:27:14+00:00

It's the same author. Wow.

doublethump · 2016-12-20T18:45:01+00:00

More Daily Mail posts. May as well get on the fringest Tumblr pages to moan about inequality. You're looking at the shittiest shit and complaining that it's gross. Quarantine that garbage and ignore it.

Jobe111 · 2016-12-20T21:33:55+00:00

This has a lot less to do with mens rights and a lot more to do with dailymail posting garbage content as news.

MrGestore · 2016-12-20T23:14:00+00:00

But... but they also cheered for big guys before. I don't know what to think, it's almost like it's a garbage site looking only for visits and money.

Charmingaxelotl · 2016-12-20T20:00:02+00:00

Knockout body? What are they looking at?

Dalinair · 2016-12-20T23:52:50+00:00

As a brit who has been around it his whole life, please ignore the daily mail it's a shit rag pretending to be a newspaper. No-one here takes it seriously.

Zohso · 2016-12-20T18:16:28+00:00

Schumer has NEVER been "knockout." She's quite hideous, actually. I used to like her standup back when she was "edgy." Now that she's jumped on the "equality" train, she's just hideous AND annoying. And, Leo's a phenomenal actor. Schumer... um... well... not really sure.

hockeyschtick · 2016-12-21T00:51:01+00:00

Who. The fuck. Cares?

ibanez_slinger · 2016-12-21T04:41:42+00:00

I'm really disappointed in most of the replies on this subreddit.

The point isn't that Amy Schumer isn't actually attractive, the point is Leo is being shamed for his size while Schumer isn't. It's double standards, not a contest of who's uglier. They both look pretty alright, like average people.

kjvlv · 2016-12-20T21:15:11+00:00

isn't her 15 minutes up yet?

Im_Justin_Cider · 2016-12-20T17:29:23+00:00

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todayismyluckyday · 2016-12-20T18:25:03+00:00

Wow, even by the same author no less.

B_P_G · 2016-12-21T03:07:02+00:00

She actually looks better in a bikini than I thought she would but "knockout figure" is absurd. I mean has Mike Larkin ever seen a woman in a swimsuit before?

TruthlessShinovar · 2016-12-20T18:22:53+00:00

These people are insane. Schumer is absolutely disgusting.

2016-12-20T23:05:57+00:00

her knockout figure Lmao what is this april fools day?

olioster · 2016-12-21T03:19:38+00:00

Going to borrow a line from George Carlin and say I wouldn't fuck Amy Schumer with a stolen dick.

pythonicusMinimus · 2016-12-21T03:40:55+00:00

I love the caption 'body beautiful Amy Schumer".

Fake News alert.

As a straight dude I'd rather have a go at Leo than her.

2016-12-21T04:47:52+00:00

Is this really a matter of equality

2016-12-21T05:27:23+00:00

He doesn't look fat at all. You can see the outline of his abs, and his pecs still have form to them. meanwhile the other one doesn't have visible muscle tone at all. Just fat.

39847593294587394857 · 2016-12-21T06:08:16+00:00

The Schumer title was intentionally written so as to cause a petty controversy so that the article would be spread so that it would get more exposure. This is just a marketing technique to make more ad revenue.

you_ni_dan · 2016-12-21T06:40:17+00:00

Are we honestly about to pretend it hasn't always been the other way around. This is not productive to our cause.

evilkenevil · 2016-12-21T14:58:21+00:00

So odd, She's being referred to as a "knockout" like this but if she lost 20(?) lbs. and we called her a "knockout" we would be accused of objectifying her. Well that just makes perfect sense.

2016-12-22T05:09:47+00:00

Same author, and the author judges both people on their bodies rather than their personality. Seems perfectly fair to me. So what if the actual judgment was "He's gotten fat" and "She's not as fat as she looks!"? Especially when the public image of Leo is a strapping young man with a man's body - and the public image of Amy Schumer is a ginger pig.

StLDA · 2016-12-20T23:04:53+00:00

Yall whiners need a safe space. Shes chubby, shes chubby. You talk about not giving a shit, then why are you all in here boohooing about some dumbass article?

tyhatts · 2016-12-20T18:28:33+00:00

Wife made me watch "trainwreck" couple nights ago.

Title is 100% accurate on all levels of the film.

hd2828 · 2016-12-21T02:09:44+00:00

I'm straight and i'd rather fuck Leo than that thing on the right

2016-12-21T01:07:47+00:00

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Chas_the_Amoeba · 2016-12-21T02:54:53+00:00

Heres some advice... stop reading celebrity gossip. Its useless and for petty people and for sure should not he used in any educated arguments because its retarded.

whoatethekidsthen · 2016-12-20T20:45:22+00:00

When did the meaning of knockout change to overweight and unattractive?

fedorabledoge · 2016-12-20T18:19:34+00:00

They're both fat and should get in better shape, they have no excuse considering both could hire personal trainers and nutritionists

foxtaer · 2016-12-20T21:59:22+00:00

"But leonardo DiCaprio displayed the body of a fellow who likes to live the high life as he went for a paddle in the Mexico on Tuesday"

One day I hope to go for a paddle in the Mexico...

Siganid · 2016-12-20T22:11:56+00:00

ITT: wharrgarbl.

Carlos_rossi · 2016-12-20T23:20:10+00:00

"a paddle in the mexico"? Wtf

910to610 · 2016-12-21T00:55:50+00:00

Headlines and attention are all the people who write articles like this care about, because who honestly gives two flying fucks whether either of them are thin or not?

2016-12-21T01:21:58+00:00

Send that picture of amy to the boys over at No_Fap so they can have something to help them stay on path

IIllNllII · 2016-12-21T01:56:05+00:00

Well at least we all can agree that Leonardo DiCaprio can act.

2016-12-21T03:55:48+00:00

Lawl thought that was Jonah Hill at the right at first glance.

...And second glance.

2016-12-21T05:05:49+00:00

They have an agenda to push, is all. They're trying to redefine beauty by telling us that we have to find Amy Schumer attractive because she's 1) not super skinny and 2) a feminist, and darnit that is hot hot hot, isn't it? I hate it. I'm a straight woman and yet even I feel like they're trying to tell me that I'm supposed to like the sight of her body and that I'm a bad person or somehow sexist or ignorant or something if I don't.

2016-12-21T05:54:53+00:00

Dude tabloids don't have an agenda, they will publish anything that gets viewers.

Don't get butthurt them being hypocritical, they don't care, they are generating clicks

Rorplup · 2016-12-21T06:22:27+00:00

The Daily Mail and equality? There are not enough 'Hahas' in the world.

I was thinking about the kinds of articles the other day. They're a joke and there's no need for them at all

JonasBrosSuck · 2016-12-21T06:33:48+00:00

saw a comment that sums this up perfectly.

"she has a dad bod"

a_shootin_star · 2016-12-21T06:41:29+00:00

By the same male "journalist" author as well.

Just a whore for clicks, nothing else.

2016-12-21T07:39:21+00:00

I still think that isn't Amy Schumer but Shia LaBeouf

rhgla · 2016-12-21T08:20:37+00:00

I thought she was a guy in a bikini.

SicilianEggplant · 2016-12-21T08:33:05+00:00

Everyone here is so negative. I'd have sex with both of them.

Calingula · 2016-12-21T09:25:19+00:00

Well, Feminist hypocrisy as usual.

I'm sorry If I'm getting a little off-topic, but I have to say that as a gay dude who really cares about fitness and works out everyday, I find men with a little belly extremely sexy. Sorry if it's tmi.

IparryU · 2016-12-21T10:25:18+00:00

Fat person with a bunch of good movies vs a fat person with no good movies... But giving complements to a fot body to the least successful person, fuck off.

Fat girl was turning all heads away from her. Fat boy had all the girls on the beach excited.

2016-12-21T11:06:17+00:00

She's only a feminazi because her body looks like that and her face looks just as bad

Southbeachuc · 2016-12-21T12:24:22+00:00

Let's be real here, Leo can pull more girls (usually models and such) than she can pull guys... I think that qualifies him as more "attractive".

Dilata · 2016-12-21T12:37:54+00:00

Can someone explain why everyone defends Amy Schumer,did i miss a crucial piece of internet info?

2016-12-21T13:51:58+00:00

It's the daily mail. But yeah it's an acceptable kind of shaming in pop culture.

FubukiAmagi · 2016-12-21T14:08:43+00:00

The real question is, how the fuck is Amy Schumer being compared to Leonardo DiCaprio?

2016-12-21T14:09:11+00:00

"She's no Trainwreck!" wtf man I mean the double standard is terrible but that's a stupid way to start a statement.

2016-12-21T21:13:31+00:00

Haha "knockout" figure now appearantly means a rectangle

Taylor1391 · 2016-12-20T18:55:04+00:00

They're both shitty people. Their bodies are average. This reporting is shit.

WordsNotToLiveBy · 2016-12-20T20:43:18+00:00

Difference is Leo doesn't need to look like the way that magazine wishes he looked. He's got everything he needs already to bag in supermodels. He could turn into a fat rich stereotype and still never run out of supermodels to vacation with.

MrTumbleweed · 2016-12-20T20:59:53+00:00

As a straight man, I'd bang leo leagues before even looking at that clothed sack of potatoes named Amy.

I_HATE_HAMBEASTS · 2016-12-20T19:39:38+00:00

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2016-12-20T20:07:28+00:00

I honestly think that men are starting to take care of their bodies much much better than women.

Prometheus444 · 2016-12-20T19:24:42+00:00

Just goes to show how much of a vagina Mike Larkin is. It's amazing that people actually make a living off being obsessed with other people's lives. Not to mention Amy Schumer looks absolutely disgusting in this picture, someone get her off the beach please.

TRUMPLOVESIDAHO · 2016-12-20T22:12:33+00:00

She's fat and disgusting she should be exiled to anywhere but America

Abdul_Marx · 2016-12-20T23:22:59+00:00

alot of special snowflakes in here

Winniedapoonbear · 2016-12-21T00:02:20+00:00

Can someone give me a non sarcastic response on how she got popular? Her acting is terrible, her jokes are bad, and she is ugly.

2016-12-20T22:46:26+00:00

I'm only here to say her body is almost as repulsive as her sense of humor and acting ability.

Conal-H · 2016-12-21T00:07:03+00:00

Schumers body is disgusting, those are fat women calling that body a knock out.

obviously.

that_nagger_guy · 2016-12-20T22:39:21+00:00

It's official. Mile Larkin is the king of the cucks.

SirkovTheWanderer · 2016-12-21T01:58:03+00:00

Holy shit she looks disgusting with that hair cut.

Offendsthemods · 2016-12-20T21:37:31+00:00

I'd bet her BMI is higher than his.

gsettle · 2016-12-20T22:13:00+00:00

Amy Schumer knockout body!?! Not even close!

Quakespeare · 2016-12-20T22:52:23+00:00

Amy Schume rshowcases her knockout figure in strapless bikini.

(Picture unrelated)

griffmic88 · 2016-12-21T05:36:13+00:00

Hold it...DiCaprio was not in " What's eating Gilbert Grape?" Wasn't that Johnny Depp? Schumer...who cares

truthserum23 · 2016-12-20T21:17:28+00:00

This should be posted on so many different subs.

2016-12-20T23:20:43+00:00

It makes me happy that her page only has 249 views. I can't stand her.

TheFishSeattle · 2016-12-21T00:02:24+00:00

She almost looks like a man. Well whatever, not every shick can be hot.

Title	So much for "Equality"
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Date	December 20, 2016 3:23 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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