EDIT: Due to a bad critical reception from reddits active shitpost critique community additional shit has been added to this post.

Upvotes to the left show how pretty TGP Atlas IamTheWalkingMenu is on a scale of 1 to 100 !

Well 6 days really, not a week. Now we've got final crazy 24 hours.

Haven’t we all had fun. I thought it might be nice to take a thoughtful look back over the things I have learned this week, and what this has taught me about human nature.

/u/alreadyredschool is definitely a cockwomble. We will get that one out of the way.

/u/ImARepulsiveIndividualBecauseIAmShort is definitely a narcissistic prick.

Due to extensive exposure to incel fuckwittery during this purge week I have to say it is clear to me now. ALL INCEL OPs HAVE TO BE CLEANSED WITH HOLY FIRE. Because if there is something more annoying than “A whiny guy moaning about his lack of experience” it’s a “A whiny guy moaning about his lack of experience whilst simultaneously saying he knows how this works better than everyone he’s ever spoken to who has experience” and then insisting on NEVER EVER changing his mind no matter how tenuous his grip on reality is.

/u/atlas_b_shruggin with the restraints and face-grill removed is only very slightly more aggressive and spiky than shackled and safe behind modly rules Atlas. Which came as a surprise to some of us.

Mods turned out to have a sense of humour. Who saw THAT one coming.

/u/littlewindowpane has taken great pains to prove to us he does NOT have a sense of humour. But consistently keeping up all the GODly JAWsus boyo shit. And we're all counting the seconds until the end of Purge week, the formal "Waving of the Banhammer", and putting an end to THAT shit again.

Most of us are by this point begging for the bright green jackboots of the mod SS to return, so long as the jackboots stamp on exactly the right faces. Everyone, of course, disagrees whose faces need to be stomped harder. But everyone agrees the mods are stomping the wrong ones. And should also both simultaneously stomp harder, and stomp softer, at the same time. But not be inconsistent with the stomping, so everyone gets the same. Unless it’s me. In which case Waaaaaaah!!!

/u/cxj chokes when pressed to shitpost. He is unable to produce a cracker on demand. Although he did score highly on a couple of occasions.

We’re all better looking than we thought we were ! Fucking Hell. Did NOT see that one coming. Thought most of you would look like a 15lb of shit in a 10lb bag. Turns out, we’re normies! Yay for us. Even the yanks seemed less airship sized than normal. This is an extremely controversial opinion BUT….. we may even be more normal than the rest of reddit! ….Us!…. The crazy pill chatting people.

Also, Was the mystery thread PPD’s first ever 1000+ comment thread ? TGP can’t be assed to find out. But it’s a monster.

/u/TheGreasyPole is not only a pussy for not participating in the anonymous pic swap. He also seems to think he’s some kind of special snowflake because he’s got a snowflake flair with 2 deltas. He wants to assure you this is due to the aforementioned cockwomble mod… and normal conformity to being properly labelled and put in a box like a normal person will be resumed once he stops cocking with my flair.

Also… EVERYONE thinks the Incels need to take drugs. Preferably immediately. /u/madscilove broke the ice, and finally told the incels how to BE NORMAL PEOPLE. They are currently battling her comment for comment insisting they want to stay Fucked up by the stick in my arse, but moan about it on PPD as well.

Everyone is unanimous that we will happily take the risk of overdose in the case of the incels and they should just get stuck in to the drugs. Kill or Cure. /u/groovyefs has been indispensable in both talking them into it, and making sure they don’t kill themselves when they do it. As a reward TGP plans to make him rich getting him in on the ground floor of his new Pleistocene Communications Start-Up. Mammoths on a string. It can’t go wrong.

Oh, and for a week /u/susandeath has been a tree. AND shown me her tree tits. Someone had to do it. For science. And Tree Tits.

Site traffic is up. 100 OPs in the last 24 hours. 80% of which were incredibly bad shitposts. 90% of which were entirely about incels. And 100% of which demonstrate the amount of utter shit the green jackboots wade through on the way to delighting in their sadistic nazi mod fantasies.

Less than 24 hours to go.

And I still haven’t called /u/IckyStickyPoo a fuckwit yet. But /u/biggerdthanyou and /u/soccerstar77 got it both barrels for their usual personal brands of fuckwittery.

EDIT: Please feel free to add links to your favourite moments of the week in the comment section below. I so love all of you that I want to hear everything you have to say HEART EMOTICON

EDIT: And of course, all Red Pill Guys are PUSSIES. Yeah, you heard me. PUSSIES. And BluePill Guys are PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE NICE GUYS. And BluePill Girls are pretty twee little baby dolls with not a thought in their head. And RedPill girls are mean, nasty, dominating harridans who top from the bottom. And BlackPill are just FUCKING WEIRDOS. And the PurplePills, they're just fence sitters. Don't let that spiky fence puncture that fat fence sitting arse purple pillers. And the Mods are awful. And everyone who has a flair of any other colour is a special snowflake that needs to be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Then we ALL need to be gassed in auschwitz until only incels survive. At which point everyone will die of starvation because not a single incel hand has ever touch a plough. Or a motorbike. Or god forbid, a joint.