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[β]Cybercunt2069xXxINCELFAGGOTxXx4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop coping, jaw surgery.
[β]TypesWithEmojis1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No they want you to deepthroat their fat cock
[β][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
But my forehead is all bone. Is it over for fully-matured skullcels?
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it never is! especially for you!<3
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Aw, thanks Becky.
[β]Barely-moralRed leaning purple-seal18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thumbs up
[β]cloudydays84No Pill Man1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly, your Seal Pics are the best part of Purges
[β]purplepilldthrowawaywholesomely red pilled7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wholesome post
[β]SmlyMan2155 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I never knew a pepe the frog meditation meme was the crossover I needed to see
[β]Willow-girlLike B-side Townes Van Zandt1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I folded my legs up like that, I'd have to call 9-1-1.
[β]Keeeno_3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love when people post something completely unrelated to a sub. It feels like stealing a candy bar from a major corporation and getting away with it.
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will this help me sleep or what?
[β][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
no just always remind urself and it will make your life better
kumbaya, young grasshopper
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useless
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:-(
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
OK, I'm trying this, how the fuck can I soften my forehead? it doesn't make sense, wtf...
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don't frown! take a deep breath in, hold it, deep breath out as you try and relax your facial muscles. repeat until satisfactory
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thanks, you are cool.
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<3
[β]Cheeto7171 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I do this all the time to help me sleep.
[β]upalse0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It makes it easier to disassociate during surprise romance with Chad.
[β]prostate-apostatejoin me in shitposting on purplepillcirclejerk aftr the purge.2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks friend
[β]champangemami182 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Iβm not sure why but whenever I unclench my jaw, I feel anxious. Like it feels off and I react negatively to it.
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I can only fully relax after a massage.
During which I have a throbbing cock because whenever I'm fully relaxed I get ridiculously horny.
My massage therapist is also an escort.
[β]Willow-girlLike B-side Townes Van Zandt4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ahh, good times at the Rub 'N' Tug!
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You sound like you know all about it
[β]Willow-girlLike B-side Townes Van Zandt6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
No, I just heard it described that way once and thought it was funny!
Also, I had this client once who was very into reiki. She was an UMC type, had graduated from college, got married, had kids then I guess she decided she wanted to be a "reiki therapist" or some such. Went to some sort of "reiki school;" I'm guessing she spent big bucks on this training and got certificates, like diplomas, for completing all of these levels of "reiki training." She was telling me all about it once, whereupon I Googled and it sure sounded like a bunch of hooey to me! (Of course I didn't tell her that, lol.) She was a true believer!
So anyway, after she completed all of this training, she rented a building in town and opened a "reiki studio" ... and it occurred to me to wonder if it came as a horrible surprise that (I'm assuming) most of her clients probably were lonely men who were willing to pay to spend some time up-close-and-personal with a pretty lady? Because I don't think that's what she had in mind at all! :-o
I hope I'm wrong and that she ended up with a clientele of nice middle-aged ladies with tennis elbow or something. I really don't know. It seemed a bit sus to me, though ...
Along the same lines, years ago my husband at the time's cousin's wife got into some sort of deal where she was selling a health or detox therapy that (IIRC... this was a long time ago) involved putting people into a rubber suit, or wrapping them up somehow ... I guess the idea was that you were supposed to sweat all of the impurities out of your body or something. And she was very sold on this idea, the health benefits and blah-blah-blah, but discovered (to her horror) that all of her clients were middle-aged men with some sort of latex sex fetish. Needless to say, she bailed quickly, lol.
[β]Sid_InsidiousMGTOW VolCel Mall Santa3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just released a big load of tension all over my keyboard. DOH!!!
[β]wekacuckPreparing to die a virgin.1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ok but what's the magnifying glass used for?
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i actually wondered myself
[β]TwoFirmFeet1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ty
happy i could help!
[β]throwaway4002761 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
thank you peepo.
it's always bears a reminder<3 meds, mindfulness and posture reminders are the most wholesome dumb things on the internet imo
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Iβm doing this now. But with my vagina. Itβs usually locked in a tight device like grip to prevent rape. This relaxation exercise is really helping. Hope I donβt accidentally get raped in the next few minutes
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
at least you're doing ur kegels!!!
24/7 baby! Keeping that cum sock tight!
[β]Willow-girlLike B-side Townes Van Zandt5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Now you have to do that chicken-wing exercise with your arms while chanting, "We must, we must, we must increase our bust! The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater! The boys depend on us!"
[β]DitheonConvergence Apologist0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I never knew there was more than the first part to that chant.
Isn't it funny how we can remember the silliest stuff from our childhood? "Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Susie went to Heaven, the steamboat went to Hell...o Operator, give me number 9 ..."
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[β]orezavi0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Mindfully sip on some green tea π΅ if you will
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i can't drink tea at all since 2 yrs ago, don't know what happened really:( i used to love it. nowadays i get crazy nausea within 15 mins after drinking tea
[β]orezavi0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not a doctor but something might have damaged your stomach lining. Ask a doctor?
that's surely it, no question! i do have stomach issues since many years ago
[β]Sid_InsidiousMGTOW VolCel Mall Santa0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Praise KEK! PEPE IS DOING YOGA ON PPD!
[β]Jake-Mueller0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Where do you get new Pepe memes?
found this one on reddit a while ago on a podcast sub
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[β]redaccnt0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thanks, Iβm cured
glads me 2 hear!!
[β]DJSANDROCK0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
never noticed the forehead thing lol cheers
l'chaim comrade
[β]sturbinecalisthenics0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or just ease up on the vyvanse
no
Thanks I just shit myself.
[β][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Don't think this is the place for energy work and/or self improvement tbh.
this isn't self improvement it's a friendly reminder to all of us comrades who get heated sometimes
the only thing that can relax me is a woman's vagina.
The only time I get heated is when I watch Japanese Anime Schoolgirl porn.
Developing what you described as a habit can lead to improvement in ones self. Especially if someone has never done that sort of shit before.
[β]VictoriaSobocki0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is there a magnifying glass
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