Inspired by several threads, which claim that men all want "hot" (very limited definition when they reduce it to a 1-10 scale), young, and no strings attached, and then describe the ridiculous competition to live life like a porn movie.
Some dudes go for body sculpting and 50 shades of maledom LARPing ("keeping frame"), others go for an "I'm your magic genie" approach to the auction.
It's all bloody stupid. You all come across as equally desperate.
Things are often so quiet elsewhere on the planet, that just being unusually desperate for intelligent conversation and patient enough to allow things to grow organically wins me surprise offers for sex and relationships. Mostly sex, because my friends are kinky friends who don't want to explain how we met to their families, but still.
Get out of the meat market. Go explore the world. Work on being who you want to be, and then sell yourself to those who actually want what you're offering. Or let them try to impress you, for a change.
Christ.
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