I just wanted to share with u all this truth about life; Despite the contrary belief, great sex actually kills a relationship, I'll explain it in detail but first I'll tell u an anecdote.

So early this year a couple moved into the apartment above mine and oh boy... they were having sex constantly, really loudly, I'm talking about the ceiling shaking and furniture banging as loud as like major roadworks. Also a lot of screaming and moaning by both parties (yikes)

So anyway I know ppl often will say how they're jealous of such passionate relatiobship but funnily enough apparently they just broke off and it makes sense if u think about it, it's just basic psychology. Too much sex and too 'exciting' sexual life will inevitably lead to a break up bc u will at some point loose respect for ur partner. I mean if u love someone ur feelings for them are incompatible to wanting them to do all sort of degenerate and animalistic mating rituals which are ultimately humiliating for both parties.

Like u're trying to think of ur sweetheart but all u get back is an image of her butt naked shoving something up her ass lie a chimp at a zoo or whatever... the two cannot coexist.

So my advice to ya'll is be more prude in ur sex life to achieve a long healthy relationship. Do missionary position only with lights off and ur marriage will be lengthy and prosper.