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[–]buddboy82 points83 points84 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
First time i got s handjob was the most terrifying experience of my life. She just shoved her hand down my pants and started vigorously tugging my flacid peen like shes tryna start a lawnmover
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was she singing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc
[–]spaceman_spliff7774 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. Chick 3 was the one who did actual damage.
[–]SlashCo803 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Holy crap, same here. It felt like she was trying to rip it off. What is it with them?
[–]buddboy1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
honestly in her case I think she just never saw any porn and grew up thinking sex was weird or gross and just never learned the finer details
[–]pink_nationals0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
omg i hate handjobs for this reason. they're so uncomfortable. i can't even watch it in porn
[–]InternalOperator182 points83 points84 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So what you're saying is you only like a good circlejerk with the boys
[–]StopTheIncelsOutside Yellow | Inside Red8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It ain't gay if they don't touch
[–]sublimemongrelBecky, Esq.9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]Used-Stick1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is not gay, if it is in a three way. Even still, I make sure to say no homo as two guys ram me in the mouth and ass.
[–]DesertSweat77 points78 points79 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This happened to me and my ex gf once. Then I showed her how it’s done on her penis.
[–]seanD11719 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How big was it?
[–]gschweska4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Huge
[–]NockerJoePervert Palpatine12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
wat
[–]DesertSweat13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t act like it hasn’t happened to you.
[–]thefudmaster0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hopefully it wasn’t bigger than yours.
[–]ivy17634 points35 points36 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I live in a country where genital mutilation and numb dicks aren't the norm, so we have far less of these deathgrip issues.
[–]YellowJuiceDrinker5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same here bro. High five!
[–]69odin4202 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm from the US and I'm uncircumcised and love handjobs but girls here are so used to guys hating them at this point that whenever I ask them to give me one it's usually their first time. This is fine with me cause it makes it more exciting. It also always surprises me how there is such a lack of good handjob porn. even though the porn industry is supposedly "saturated", its really hard to find good handjob videos on pornhub. Anyway this has been fun. Peace
[–]YoungWhiteAndEnglish69 points70 points71 points 3 years ago (26 children) | Copy Link
Lol imagine actually knowing what it feels like to get a handjob
[–]TheFckingNSAPurple Pill Woman30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
VIRGINS UNITE
[–]NiceGuyNumber420 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
It's what happens when she's on her period and you're too big to fit in her mouth.
[–]YoungWhiteAndEnglish14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can’t relate. Virgin
[–]Luisd8584 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]InternalOperator118 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
Man why are y'all such weenies, are you afraid of blood on your dick
[–]NiceGuyNumber421 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not all girls are game for that.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m not game. Unless I’m on my last day. I just feel gross and annoyed on my period lol.
I know it’s not hip to not like period sex but I could understood not wanting blood on you.
[–]accounthrowaway1234 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup and my periods are painful. Sex is the last thing on my mind then
[–]CyJackX5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm game, most of my partners have been fine with doing it on a towel, but I met one who really didn't like it. She was Russian, idk if there are any cultural stigmas.
[–]says_harsh_thingsRed Pill - Chad8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What? Was it something I said? You people should be used to bloodbaths by now!
[–]bonusfruit4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't be gross. You need to be in vaccum sealed cell while you're having your cycle
[–]softhandsam1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No thanks.
[–]AotearoaRepublican1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hard out I’d hit it when there’s blood dgaf lmao
[–]InternalOperator11 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Me too
Are you a Jaffa
[–]AotearoaRepublican1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah
[–]says_harsh_thingsRed Pill - Chad3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I have expensive sheets and I don't want stains on them for the next girl.
[–]queenfrigginbeePurple Pill Woman2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Towels. Problem solved.
[–]PsychologicalInjury22 points3 points4 points 3 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Better: Shower.
[–]nbrnay6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Shower sex is the most overrated thing in the world. Nowhere near as fun as it looks in movies.
[–]Moldy_GeckoPurple Pill Man0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yet, still the perfect way to have period sex.
[–]PsychologicalInjury20 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I strongly disagree with everything you just said.
[–]ChooseAndAct0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I faint when I see blood. Sometimes smell/feel too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reflex_syncope#Vasovagal_syncope
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/brain-babble/201302/why-do-some-people-faint-the-sight-blood
It's not about the blood, it's about the smell. The smell of blood does NOT make me horny.
That’s just laziness on her part.
[–]DopeMeme_Deficiency4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Trust me, you're a lot better at it than they are
[–]gschweska1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Apparently it's pretty rough
[–]Appomattoxx[🍰] 46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (56 children) | Copy Link
No, seriously though: women are actually terrible at giving hand jobs.
[–]bluefiremagic12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Are men better
[–][deleted] 38 points39 points40 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
significantly. It's like asking who eats better pussy, men or women. Of course women are gonna be better, they know what feels good. Dudes practice give themselves handjobs every day from age 12, it makes sense they'd get pretty fucking good at it.
[–]ChooseAndAct9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Women don't eat their own pissy every day...
Edit:
pissy
[–]MvmgUQBd15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not with that attitude
[–]catemlBlue Pill Woman2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This makes total sense. As well as something I wouldn't normally explicitly think about but also... well, knew. And to give the flipped woman/man perspective - same.
Personally - as long as the dude is looking for the clit and willing to take direction, can't fault that. It's when they clearly don't even give a shit thats really the problem. It's only fair that I expect them to hold my technique to the same standards.
[–]MILFBucket0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell yeah, that's the right attitude! Don't fault ignorance, fault inconsideration.
[–]mindsanitizer0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel like there was a Seinfeld episode about this.
[–]Appomattoxx[🍰] 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I dunno.
But once when I was in college, I had this buddy? And he got totally wasted at a party. The next thing he knew, he was lying in a totally dark room, and some dude was giving him a blowjob.
So I asked him, "What did you do?"
He said, "Nothing. Why would I turn down a free blow job?"
So I thought about it a minute and I said, "If it was totally dark, how did you know it was a dude?"
He said, "No teeth."
[–]JohnNoomer16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
That story doesn’t make any sense
I’ve rarely had a problem with girls and their teeth, unless she’s an ultra beginner
[–]Beecher-Frank12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most of the girls I've been with were bad at blowjobs. One hurt my pee pee so bad I flinched in pain and just told her to stop.
[–]AlissonHarlan4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe it's not the girls that make the difference here.
[–]JohnNoomer5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God fuckin dammit
[–]I_sort_by_new_fam0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Furthermore, dudes can also be bad. Especially if drunk
[–]yungwiseman0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've had a girl blow me using her teeth, which made me scream in pain. She told me her ex liked it, and guessed it was something normal. Is there really guys that like their dicks getting bitten, or this guy was a psycho?
Biting = no. But a little teeth graze if done right can be pretty good.
[–]CyJackX1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably, we know what works and doesn't from direct experience.
Yep. They have one so why would they go too hard on you
[–]Notsonewguy7Purple Pill Man0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah.
[–]Peacheslikeyou3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (35 children) | Copy Link
Oh dear, any advice? Now I'm paranoid
[–]CyJackX11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
Doesn't need to be gripped hard, even gentle is fine so long as you get the basic idea right.
There's the looser skin around the fleshy core, and the pleasure comes from that outer layer moving up and down.
Important to know where to grip, though, because obviously the skin has a limited range of motion. The best sensation will be maximizing that range without tugging too hard past the high or low end.
Too high and your fingers will scrape the bulb, which is too sharp of sensation and unpleasant. Similar to how being too direct with the clit is unpleasantly sensitive. You will probably also be tugging the skin uncomfortably away from the base.
Too low and you will be pulling the skin painfully away from the glans; no fun either. Then you will run out of range against the base.
Ideally somewhere in the middle, where the upstroke rolls the skin just over the edge of the glans and the downstroke ends closer to neutral, it's really not a huge range required. But safe to say that you shouldn't ever feel the tugging of skin tightness.
Keep it pointed in the same direction, don't go everywhere like it's a joystick. Should point it slightly away from them relative to it's natural upright angle, so apply just barely more pressure on the topside.
Otherwise, the rest of the experience also is important; kissing, mutual handstuff, words, etc, usually supplements well enough. A handjob without any extra sensory stimulation would be a drag for anyone imo.
[–]Peacheslikeyou4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Interesting stuff! Thank you so much for sharing.
Would you say gentle/firm with a consistent rhythm is the best? That's what I've found from experience.
And with other stuff, what would you say there? Kissing him? Hand holding? Cupping his balls? Touching the space underneath his balls?
[–]Moldy_GeckoPurple Pill Man0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
space under the balls is called the taint. And all that is dependent on dudes freak level. Some like a finger in the butt, some like the taint... some just want their balls fondled. Balls is safe, then discuss further what they'd like.
[–]Peacheslikeyou0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the advice! Any things that I should avoid doing? (Like not using teeth? As well as the point made in the original post)
[–]Moldy_GeckoPurple Pill Man0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually, I don't mind a little teeth (not biting and not heavy, just a little scrape). But that's really dependent on the guy. Honestly, it all is up to personal preference and kink. My recommendation is just to talk to your partner/s and see what they like. Don't get offended if they tell you they'd prefer you do one thing or another and then don't be afraid to also tell them what gets you off. Really, most people just lack communication. Improve communication in the bedroom and everyone will be happy.
[–]Peacheslikeyou0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's cool, yeah we do have pretty open communication. I already have a good grasp on what he likes and doesn't like, but it's always good to know more and it would be good to surprise him too :)
[–]CyJackX0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes; I'd say both the clit and the penis are similar in the regards that not-too-hard & consistent pacing are both important.
Personally, slower is much better. Too fast/too firm and I quickly get desensitized past the point of easy orgasm. It does take a little mental energy from the guy as well; too eager and I may flex my kegels too much in anticipation of coming soon, but if the rhythm skips, then I'll have just tired myself out and be unable to come even with good sensation. Current partner had some trouble with oral for a bit, I found I had to relax and breathe and reverse-kegel a bit to keep the muscles from getting too worn out to finish.
The other stuff is to taste, anyways. If they like dirty talking, massaging balls, thighs, butt, stomach, chest, arms, hair, kissing, eye contact, w/e floats the boats.
[–]Appomattoxx[🍰] 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Don't start at 10. Start at 1 and work your way up from there.
Thanks!
[–]Moldy_GeckoPurple Pill Man0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Literally the same as the clit, lol.
[–]Peacheslikeyou0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Indirectly then too? I think a lot of guys enjoy pressure and touch directly on their head, don't they?
[–]Moldy_GeckoPurple Pill Man0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I typically think of the "Head" as the part that's the same as the clit. You can't just squeeze the hell out of the head and expect it to feel good, just like I can't squeeze the hell out of a clit and expect it to feel good (maybe for some fetish types, but not average). Honestly, it's a combination of the rythm (start slow, speed up, be consistent, no abrupt stopping (unless you're teasing)) and the moans. I can't tell you how significant it is to hear a girl moan while doing stuff to me... it will change a 30 min BJ into a 10 minute one. I rarely cum from HJs, but a good lube can make a huge amount of difference. And remember, too much focus on the head can cause sensitivity issues (similar to the clit). I'll say one way you can tell if it's becoming sensitive (meaning you should focus on shaft more than head) is squirming, but in a "I just came" kind of way and not a good way.
[–]Peacheslikeyou0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ou can't just squeeze the hell out of the head and expect it to feel good, just like I can't squeeze the hell out of a clit and expect it to feel good
Yeah, makes a lot of sense, I always try to distribute the pressure evenly so it doesn't get too overstimulated in one area.
That's some good advice, anything else? Strong eye contact? Kissing? Talking? Teasing? And how about when he finishes? Keep going but slower? Faster?
Eye contact is great for BJs, doesn't really matter for HJs (at least not for me). Moaning and kissing is good. But I mean, no need to become a HJ pro, when BJs are almost always better.
[–]Appomattoxx[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah well they're biologically analogous. Women take 'choke the chicken' too literally.
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[–]Peacheslikeyou0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Is the best way to get the entire thing but to avoid the balls (I guess this can be done if you're being careful?)
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[–]Peacheslikeyou0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
gently tugs them away from the body.
Oof this kinda sounds painful, guessing you aren't that sensitive in that area?
[–][deleted] 3 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Having a hard time visualizing but thanks for the tip! How about mouth stuff there?
[–]I_sort_by_new_fam1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Use. Lube.
[–]Peacheslikeyou2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Is this an American thing? Lol
[–]I_sort_by_new_fam1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Huh it's a feel better thing for some. Im french
[–]Peacheslikeyou1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Ah I see, just adds to the sensation?
[–]I_sort_by_new_fam1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The thing I've learned is that if i show my current partner to please me with lube theres less friction (so a bit less "raw" pleasure) but the feeling is good + it helps you do it with less effort and more strokes, so its proper practice territory Personally i have a lot of lube around the house + trips for that reason
[–]Peacheslikeyou2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ahhhh I see, mind me asking if you're circumcised?
[–]I_sort_by_new_fam0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am. I didn't even think of that but i think its a huge factor. Especially since i actually like when my head is stroked indirectly (through the foreskin or lack thereof haha) or touched lighter
[–]Peacheslikeyou1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahhh I see, might be different with the skin because it affects the nerve sensitivity?
[–]belletaco0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yes. handjobs are way more enjoyable if the person isn’t circumsized
I suspected, be good for women with circumcised partners to know how to still make it as enjoyable as possible though.
[–]belletaco0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
most do, this post is pretty exaggerated.
I mean, circumcision isn't a thing in my country so I have no idea.
Also, be good to know how to make the experience better even if it's already not too bad lol.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s why I don’t give them. It’s too much of a risk
[–]ElGupo19780 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truth
[–]LikunfaneleMalo33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
Hand job may be the toughest thing for a girl to get good at. Probably because it's the worst of all options for getting off so no guy bothers to train them.
[–]AdaTennysonAll the Pills Woman21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here here.
Nearly all the men I've ever known are complete rubbish at giving girls handjobs (fingering? I guess?) - except for this one guy I know that that is an evangelical Christian. He didn't believe in sex before marriage. But he figured fingering wasn't sex.
He was *amazing* at it. Because it was the only sex he permitted himself to have, he had a lot of practice at it.
Since it "wasn't sex," he also didn't consider it cheating on his fiancée. Ah, Christians.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so no guy bothers to train them.
We can remedy that: https://SchoolOfHandJobs.edu
Financial Assistance available
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This 🤣
[–]GrievenLeagueEvery FDSer is fat & gross.6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
More like it takes actual effort and skill than bending over / spreading your legs and letting the man do all the work. It's not the worst when its done right (ex: handjob while licking and kissing dick).
Amen
[–]LikunfaneleMalo3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Just tell her to do it then.
They just do what you say
[–]GrievenLeagueEvery FDSer is fat & gross.-2 points-1 points0 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
And that is the difference between men and women. Women need to be told while men are supposed to get it. 99% of bed problems could be solved with the woman opening her mouth and telling the man what she likes but they all want you to read their mind and be perfect. This is fine, and I agree with it, but then stfu about us being equal.
[–]gigababejflPink Pill11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
this was an especially pathetic reach just so you could bitch about women. lmao
you're the ones always begging for sex and when women do tell you the truth about your performance some of you can't handle it.
but yeah, "stfu about equal" bc your lame ass sucks in bed
Just say you hate women and go
[–]originaltransvaginal-4 points-3 points-2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
See I don't believe your "Lmao". You seem upset. Triggered it if I may. The comment above you was a complaint made by a man about his experiences dating. Now idk about you, but I know for a fact he hasn't dated all the women. And that probably includes you, so you can calm down. He wasn't talking about you.
But what I truly don't like is that your upset because he spoke this way. You clearly don't believe him, so it's not like reality is as he described. You're just upset with how he thinks. And why would that be? Do you want to date him? Are you in love?
[–]krup420-1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Er, bit of a reach
[–]Moldy_GeckoPurple Pill Man1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I talk to my gfs all the time and they talk to me about sex. We discuss what could be better, etc. Try having an open conversation, be the leader, it might help. Supposedly you're redpill, you should act like it. You shouldn't be reading their mind, you should be actively engaging them so that they tell you what they're thinking.
[–]krup4200 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah so this rests heavily on the assumption that the majority of women are completely (or even partially) in touch with what they "want" sexually. Given that there aren't a bunch of places to safely/thoroughly explore this (without jeopardising things they value more), "just tell us what u want" isn't likely to be very fruitful in many cases.
Similarly to guys, they want to get off. I know it sounds like a pussy thing to do, but asking shit like "Is this better, how about here, etc." And as a guy, it helps you learn too. The more practice you get, the better. Some girls really know how to communicate and can teach you. But anyone in a healthy relationship should be able to talk to each other and get each other in a good spot.
[–]sg1830 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So you think women can't guide you on what feels good during a sexual act? You think they don't know in that moment, "No, I don't like that" or "Yes, that feels good"?
Lmao yes, women are the ones out of touch, here.
[–]Mulkvistee🌮🧃👻5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I have my doubts on it being trainable, dicks are finicky. I've gotten my husband off with handjobs that varied pretty widely, maybe 5 times. The one time I got an "ouch" I swear I was barely touching him. There doesn't appear to be a method to the hj madness
[–]LikunfaneleMalo6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hmm maybe each guy just has to train his girl for him in particular?
[–]Mulkvistee🌮🧃👻3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's what I mean, my handjob experience is limited to one person and there doesn't seem to be one tried and true way. It's confounding, but doesn't happen too often so maybe that has something to do with it.
[–]AdaTennysonAll the Pills Woman3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anything is trainable, it just depends on how much effort you're willing to put into it.
I used to not be able to get my husband off with oral at all, with a lot of work it's now the primary way we have sex. You just both have to put the hours in and be motivated.
[–]Moldy_GeckoPurple Pill Man1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are a bit finicky... similar to clits. In fact, I'm pretty sure they have similar stimuli. Cuz while I don't cum from HJs, sometimes the head will be way more sensitive than other times (post-cum sensitivity while not having came) and other times I could get a HJ for hours.
[–]Mimoxs18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What is she doing?? Beating it like she's fighting it??
If it's fucking you up it means you need lube
[–]HOLYREGIME5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is when a girl has been blowing all night and her jaw gets tired. She’s gives one of those intermediate hand jobs that are Rough as hell.
Be gentle, this isn’t a shake weight.
[–]Physiologist21Cynic5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I never understand why these people on the forum make sex seems like some extravagantly difficult thing that no one can figure out.
I'm with ya... not that hard.
[–]tootles4205 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats why i only let men touch my penis
[–]eliechallita5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Who the hell are y'all sleeping with?
[–]BudgetSeaworthiness11 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’ve literally only met one woman in my life who was actually good at it, and without sounding like a twat the sample size is pretty big.
Same, except with BJs. My current gf is the only person that I've finished with from a BJ.
[–]moodyblues894 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Y’all never made out with a chick while she was jerking ya off? Damn.
[–]-vingtsept2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like seeing him scream and yelp
[–]Fishyinthemiddle3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hand job, bland job, I don't understand job
https://youtu.be/RqG0rc7vZX4
[–]sublimemongrelBecky, Esq.9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Who even gives hand jobs though what is this high school?
[–]cbsepts17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Personally I like hand jobs....its a huge world outside of your small corner of it
[–]sublimemongrelBecky, Esq.-4 points-3 points-2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hooray for you
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
for real. the only good handjob is when there's a mouth and no hand and it's actually a blowjob.
A mouth and hand is usually better for me. I like the combination of both. I haven't been able to cum otherwise. But I guess all of us are different.
[–]sublimemongrelBecky, Esq.-1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I mean I use both hands and mouth generally but I consider that a blow job. Only hands? Again who does that past high school lol, I think I’ve done that to completion like one time? Or just to get shit going but that’s not it....
under the table at thanksgiving dinner, duh
[–]sublimemongrelBecky, Esq.-1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I’ve done that once watching a movie with his roommates under a blanket but like hey you move to the bedroom and privacy you don’t literally get him off in a room full of inspecting people!
[–]says_harsh_thingsRed Pill - Chad1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So you're just a tease then?
[–]sublimemongrelBecky, Esq.1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What? How could they be construed as teasing? You go into another room and bang it out
[–]says_harsh_thingsRed Pill - Chad0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Im just messing with you, you're fine
My gf gives me HJ literally everywhere. BJ if she can, but some situations like walking to the store at night, walking backwards on her knees just doesn't make sense... She pretty much sneaks a handy whenever she can... I don't cum from them, but they're still well received.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah the last time I got a plain-jane handjob I was probably 16? Shit sucks, even with lube. I've gotten handjobs as foreplay, but never as a main act.
[–]sublimemongrelBecky, Esq.0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly lol
Edit to say it’s not a picnic for women either, we prefer the other stuff too. I personally If I just wanted to see him squeal would prefer to give a bj
[–]AdaTennysonAll the Pills Woman0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Either high school or trad cons. Hard to tell the difference sometimes.
I mean, it's one of many options. Sometimes a HJ is good. Personally, I love BJ > HJ, but I'll take a handy from someone too. And it's a common, natural progression to go HJ > BJ > Sex for a lot of people.
Yeah that’s pretty normal for us too, but it’s just the start of foreplay not like the totality of what we do
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[–]mikelarryg3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmm.. Never had a "rough" handjob yet. If anything, the issue I usually have is that she isnt holding it tight enough. Girls in general are more gentle than guys, and they have smaller and softer hands. Ive never heard any guy complain about a girl giving a rough handjob too, so I doubt this is a common issue... And now that I think about it, Ive never been with a girl who jerked me off harder than I jerk myself off.
[–]MikepGrey1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hold on now, that penis still has a few unbroken bones... she is improving!
[–]diffdedbedGreen Eyed Devil1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll take a bad hand job over a toothy blow job any day. I still mentally cringe from one I had a few years ago. Dear god.
[–]flameoguyempty medicine cabinet1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only getting handie-blowies from the Boys from now on
[–]purposefullyinhell1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
at last she find your dick
[–]siberiansummer1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OMG lmao
[–]Shadow_Nirvana1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was given handjobs twice. Even the second one, which was after I told her to not act like she was punch ing my groin, was too rough. I hope I never have that feeling again.
[–]SaintERosa[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not gonna lie out of all 5 I ever had, 1 was good (the head even more so), but in general 2 gave good brain, the other 3 were outclassed by my right hand (im left handed).
[–]thequeenoftheslavs2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So true We always grab it as if we strangle it with our hands
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
One guy asked me to squeeze it as hard as I could. Does that really not hurt? Or does he have a fetish
[–]bluefiremagic5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not normal
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks lol
[–]BarronTrumpJr1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Depends on how strong your grip is.
Average for a woman
[–]BarronTrumpJr1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I accept your offer.
[–]davorzdralo1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A squeeze doesn't really hurt. It's more of a pulling it in weird directions and bumping testicles. Just squeeze your own finger, it feels similar, perhaps a tiny bit more sensitive.
Depends how hard he is. If he's top peak as hard as he can get, women can't usually squeeze hard enough to hurt it. Of course, bending it or anything other than a squeeze would hurt.
[–]Moon-on-my-mind1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, it doesn't get to look like that after only 30s.
[–]OursIsTheRepost1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have only asked for a handjob in my first relationship in high school. Why would I want a girl to jerk me off when that’s the one thing I can do myself and better than them due to my years of practice
[–]douchdickk0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yet some guys don’t want a woman with experience, must be virgin. WHICH IS IT, IT CANT BE BOTH
[–]itskelvinn0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hand jobs are still good when they’re bad though
[–]DopeMeme_Deficiency0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm so glad this sub has a bit more of a sense of reality in the last week or so.
[–]HOLYREGIME0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂😂
[–]caprisundad0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My man wishes my arthritic ass could do that lol I just don't have the superior gamer grip strength he has.
[–]autumncolors8160 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hand jobs in 2020- WTF!?!???...
[–]ScruffleMcDufflebag0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Handjobs are so fucking awkward.
[–]PeechMan0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the absolute state of this subreddit
[–]zebrye0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ve never given a hand job, I honestly thought it was just something high schoolers or celibate couples do. I feel like at that point why not just give a blow job?
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