What things are causing new sexual strategy challenges?
Currently I'm struggling with needing a haircut and wondering how to optimize my sexual strategy.
Should I cut my own hair?
Pro: shows initiative.
Con: seems flamboyantly gay => Eww, panties dry
Should my wife cut my hair?
Pro: She keeps suggesting it and well, why not?
Con: Mothering behavior => Manchild, panties dry
Don't cut my hair?
Pro: Easy.
Con: Look like a lazy, unkempt loser lazybones => Unsexy, panties dry
Sneak out of the house and cut my own hair?
Pro: She'll notice my hair was cut and will wonder who did it.
Con: Implausible to suggest some hot thot I bumped into while social distancing did it. => Obvious active dread attempt, panties dry
Start and instagram, go out and have some desperate grungy bikerchick cut my hair and post it on instagram as some sort of anti-establishment protest.
Pro: So bored and stircrazy this actually sounds exciting.
Con: Very obvious cry for attention. => Manchild, panties dry
FML
What novel challenges have you encountered with your sexual strategy?
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