Sometimes, us mods stuble upon threads so terrifyingly stupid we cannot possibly approve them for normal sub viewing. So please enjoy, Tales From The Filter.

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All of the following threads are actual submissions to our sub from the last two weeks, preserved in their entirety. Some were even submitted multiple times because OP genuinely believed there must have been just some mistake for us to not have approved their amazing threads.

Some submissions will make you laugh, others will make you facepalm. All of them will make you cringe.

And without further ado:

[Q4WOMEN] What's with girls and nipple pricings?

Title says it all. I just walked past a girl at the cafeteria in a tank top with no bra on. I know this because I could see the piercings on her nipples really really clearly. This isn’t an isolated case either. Well, the no bra in public thing is. But I’m talking about nipple piercings. A lot of girls I know have them. What’s the appeal?

Sluts, sluts everywhere...

CMV: It's Okay to be a Male

Being a man is not a bad thing

Ughhh yeah it is!

im confused

so im in newly in hs and i wanted a gf at 1point and i told my buddy and he told me if i still wanted 1 after checking out phub. he recommended a category. i had heard of this stuff but never watched so i tried it out and watched a few vids and after a session i didnt have the same strong feelings i had before. im confused, i thought i wanted 1 but now im not so sure.

OP never watched pornhub? (Close enough okay?!)

Why do females reject guys that approach them, knowing that they seemed to be attracted to?

Scenario: A guy and a girl, they look at each other, they seem to be attracted to each other. If the guy approaches the girl she rejects him, if he doesn't she keeps cheking him out every time she meets him. P.s: this happened to me. To my friends. To pretty much every guy i know.

Do the girls say something like this when you approach them?

Virgin, Haven't had a woman interested In me in 10 years, got depressed, became a shut in, am no longer depressed and am now incapable of desiring to leave my house to meet them. Am socially awkward around new people, there is literally no hope.

Should I kill myself?

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What would be the best course of action to seduce my newly divorced mother?

However I am not really sure what the ideal way to approach this is, or even broach the subject with her. I've always found her extremely attractive since I could notice things like that, and jerked off innumerable times to her of course. But I don't really know how to move onto the next level, should I start taking her out under the guise of helping her move on? Just move in for the kill and ask her directly? I'm very new to this type of experience.

Looking for BP, RP, and advice from women directly

Well...

If a girl hints for you to make a move, does she want to get off with you?

If a girl waits for you after class, packs up slowly while looking over at you, sticks around and holds the door open when everyone else has left, or generally gives off clear signs of interest etc., what does she want? A convo, a relationship, sex?

Look at OP getting attention from girls over here like

This world needs Jesus Christ

The more i see post of RP and BP & Puperple Pill the more i notice this world needs Jesus Christ to have people be more Loving and trusting in God and to one another

HER DER DERP, good one!

Now as we come to a close can I just say, Crypt Keeper was a straight up PIMP.

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