[Q4W] If you had a magic wand that can rejuvinate bodies, what would you do?

damaskrose · 2019-08-15T04:10:52+00:00

Charge a lot of money to rejuvenate rich people.

Salty-Bastard · 2019-08-15T04:53:08+00:00

I'd buy old folks homes across the country and rejuvenate an entire Salty Army to take over the world.

Almondxxx · 2019-08-15T05:41:11+00:00

What a weird question? People only look good in their teens/20s? Post wall hags? Wtf, are you ok?

pngmafia97 · 2019-08-15T04:27:01+00:00

I am 22f. I would stop all aging by my mid 20s and look that way forever. Old enough to be taken seriously in a business context, young enough to reap all of the benefits of being a young and attractive woman.
Sure, I would rejuvenate him to the same age: mid 20s. Same reasons.
100% myself. I am a self-interested SOB and I want to make sure my life is as optimal as it can be forever. Partners change. Ugly old men can still slay if they have enough money. Youth is much more valuable to a woman than a man, and this is MY magic wand so I'm obviously going to prioritize myself.

FlavFal · 2019-08-15T10:21:15+00:00

Would you rejuvenate yourself? What age would you pick? Why?

19, because 19 year olds are hot.

Would you use it to rejuvenate your male companion? What age would you pick for him? Why?

19, because 19 year olds are hot.

If you could only use the wand once, would you use it on yourself or your partner?

Save the it and use it on him to make him look 19 when he's in his late 30s.

nevomintoarce · 2019-08-15T06:24:13+00:00

NOT 15. I was very skinny and boobless (17 BMI). As of today, I'm 26 and I'd like any age between 21 and 26 or more. I don't know what I'll look like when I'm a 30yo hag. Maybe I'll be into it.
Whatever age he wants.
Mememememememeemmememme

Willow-girl · 2019-08-15T12:34:54+00:00

To hell with looks; I would take all our aches and pains away! Getting old ain't for sissies, kids.

LSTW1234 · 2019-08-15T14:26:48+00:00

Probably 26. That’s when I think I looked my best and I wouldn’t want to deal with the downsides of looking like I’m in my early 20s.

I wouldn’t do anything to my bf.

Ideally though I’d prefer a wand that allowed me to change/improve specific aspects of my appearance instead of bringing me back in time.

yasee · 2019-08-15T04:10:42+00:00

is it permanent?

PickUpScientist · 2019-08-15T04:16:18+00:00

1) yes. I’d rejuvenate myself to 5 yo so could be a child genius and profit off of it. No but really I’d probably keep myself at like 18 I guess

2) some men look like children until they’re in their 30s so it really depends on that I guess... but I’d probably want him in his 20s.

3) id use it on myself. I get more satisfaction and privilege in life by BEING attractive/young, than I do having an attractive/young partner.

rosyandthemachine · 2019-08-15T14:58:15+00:00

I wouldn't pick any age. At 31, this is the best and most fit I've ever been. Yall need to up your game.

I wouldn't change a thing about my boyfriend. I adore him exactly as he is.

If I had to use the wand, I'd use it on my friend who gave birth last year so she could be snatched again.

poppy_blu · 2019-08-15T15:21:25+00:00

I’m aging very well (I run 4-5 days a week and black don’t crack) but I wouldn’t mind reversing the sagging boobs and abdo pooch that were God’s little gifts for bearing a child and breastfeeding.

SparrowInAHurricane · 2019-08-15T16:31:45+00:00

I'd probably pick 24. I was probably in my best shape and no wrinkles or sagging skin. If I had known what I know about fitness and nutrition now back then I would have been kind of hot. My male companion looks good. I would only use it on his teeth. Maybe back 24 too. Single use wand would be totally for me.

rokulda · 2019-08-15T21:22:24+00:00

Make Warren buffet 20 years old again for 5 billion

[deleted] · 2019-08-15T04:19:39+00:00

I wouldn't rejuvenate myself cause I'm 18. If I had a man I assume he'd be around my age, or I was with a sugar daddy, so both cases no.

Skratt · 2019-08-15T05:14:42+00:00

Nothing.

ThisIsJustATr1bute · 2019-08-15T06:07:09+00:00

Bottle it and sell it, baby!

lilacluna548 · 2019-08-15T07:35:08+00:00

I wouldnt do anything right now (and have no idea for sure of what Id do in the future) since my boyfriend and I are both young. If we were older and I had this ability Id want to see how he feels too in order to decide how/if to use it. I think Id probably want to go back to the age I am right now (early 20s).

we-are-men-with-ven · 2019-08-15T08:20:25+00:00

Found the peodo.

Littleknownfacts · 2019-08-15T11:13:12+00:00

Would you rejuvenate yourself? What age would you pick? Why?

Oh hell yeah! I'd pick anything 21-23ish.

Would you use it to rejuvenate your male companion? What age would you pick for him? Why?

I'd probably make him the age when we first started dating, 29ish. Any younger than that and there's risk of baby face.

If you could only use the wand once, would you use it on yourself or your partner?

Myself for sure.

crystal_wb · 2019-08-15T19:04:34+00:00

I don't know if this whole thought experiment makes a lot of sense since I'm only 20, but here goes anyway.

I'm not sure if I would want to use it on myself, I'm feeling pretty good right now and can't imagine if there's ever gonna be a time where I'll be fed up with my appearance. Maybe once that point is reached, assuming at around 35, I'd make myself younger, but not more than 5 years maybe. From a logical point of view suddenly looking 10 or 15 years younger would, imo, come with more problems than solutions, especially concerning friends and family.
I don't think I'd use it on my partner. As of now I can't imagine having a partner that's younger than me, even if it's only physically. Maybe I'd make him the same age as me, but only if he's naturally a lot older than me.
I believe my answer to question 2 already kinda answers that. I would use it on me, since I like my men to be older than me, physically.

meomeowmeoww · 2019-08-16T01:04:10+00:00

stab people i dont like, rejuvenate them, repeat over and over again until i'm over it :3

Female_urinary_maze · 2019-08-16T02:04:43+00:00

This question raises a lot of other more disturbing questions about why you're insulting older women and why someone thinks mid-puberty kids are more sexually desirable than young adult women, but I digress.

If I had such a wand I would become eternally sixteen for health reasons. This would make me and my partner quite uncomfortable on a sexual level, but it would be worth it. When I turned sixteen I had far fewer chronic symptoms without being significantly smaller or weaker than I am now.

If it were just a matter of aesthetics I would stay twenty, but this is a life changing magical item we're talking about not a mere make-over machine.

As for my partner I'd just ask him what he wants.

Given only one use I'd choose myself and I'm sure my partner would understand. I have been robbed of my healthy youth.

SqueaksScreech · 2019-08-16T03:08:07+00:00

If I could I would literally turn myself into an animal

NaturalQueer · 2019-08-18T02:45:05+00:00

Well I am 25 and I wouldn't mind staying here but I would not want to look younger, I was happy when I finally started to look older. I would only change my partner if I kept him around longer as well. We are seven years apart. And if I could only use it once then my partner again only if returning his youth made him live longer cause I like how both of us look.

agloelita · 2019-08-21T09:56:48+00:00

Would you rejuvenate yourself? What age would you pick? Why?

I was really thinking more along the lines of rejuvenating burn victims(or i guess victims of accidents in general), cancer patients and survivors (if doing so will not put them at the risk of cancer again), maybe a few athletes, some seniors (specially the vets), those people who are detrantisioning, back to the state before the were harmed.

Would you use it to rejuvenate your male companion? What age would you pick for him? Why?

I would. I would bring his body back to a time he complained less about it. To a time where his back didn't always hurt or where his shoulder had full reach or his joints didnt hurt so much/often or maybe just everytime he's sick.

If you could only use the wand once, would you use it on yourself or your partner?

As it stands right now probably neither. Probably use it on his mom so that her knees will let her go on longer walks with us.

ontherailstoday · 2019-08-15T05:05:09+00:00

I'd like my body to work as well as it did when i was 20 years old (15 no way though... my periods then were a horror story) but I think I'd like to keep my 50 year old looks. I like the safety of not being seen as easy and highly nourishing prey. If i couldn't keep my current looks I might see a plastic surgeon about having my rejuvenated looks brought in line with my actual age.

I would not rejuvenate someone without their consent and I wouldn't keep someone from being rejuvenated if rejuvenating them would not cost me anything... heck i'd just give it away, new bodies for everyone who wants them, because I'm kind of a big old socialist.

If I could use the wand only once I'd use it on myself. Things you do to yourself are just... the person doing the thing is the person who takes the consequences... there's like a special moral status to that? And even though the change seems a good thing it is still a big thing and big things can end up being big wrong even though you once thought they were big right. Also you know your own mind a bit better than you can know another person's due to the nature of human communication adding that little bit of extra distance and socially induced dishonesty. If I use the wand on me it is a simpler moral situation and also I'll probably stay shut the fuck up about any problems arising and just be like a sink for the resulting grief and hassle, which may not be the case if I use the wand on another person and they turn out to hate me for it even though at the time they were saying yes please.

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Title	[Q4W] If you had a magic wand that can rejuvinate bodies, what would you do?
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Date	August 15, 2019 4:04 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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