Men:

- hardly any matches. We're talking like 2 or 3 a month, if that.

- most matches either don't respond, or respond once/twice and then ignore you

- you eventually manage to organise a date with a woman who is literally bottom of the barrel ugly and probably very fat (although she's hiding it in her photos). But that's literally all you can get. Even this woman was putting some obstacles in the way of meeting.

- you get to the date in real life (assuming she hasn't cancelled at the last minute because she "forgot" she had a haircut appointment). She's a very ugly, fat woman who admits she's unemployed and has mental issues. The moment she sees you, she's unenthusiastic and doesn't seem interested, even though you have a good job, you're mentally stable, you've dressed well, you go to the gym. Forget about ever having sex with her - this fat ugly woman will only consider banging an 8/10 or better.

- you try to organise another date but she either messes you about or ghosts you. You feel pathetic that even a woman like her isn't interested in you.

- it will be a minimum of 6-12 months before you get to go on another date with someone else, if not longer

Women:

- a shit ton of matches. 100+ a week easily.

- 99% of matches start a conversation with you. They continue the conversation and they're very eager to meet and get to know you.

- it's very easy to organise a date with anyone but the most incredibly good looking of men. You could literally be going on a date with a different man every single day, it's that easy. If you want sex with any of these men, you just have to show a bit of interest and it is guaranteed to happen.

- on the date, the men are always trying to keep the conversation going. They are interested in you and try to accommodate you as much as possible. You feel privileged and important, but somehow it's never quite enough "he's not hot enough, he's wearing the wrong shoes, he didn't say quite the right thing in that conversation, I'm going to ghost him and look for Mr Perfect, this 9/10 rich muscular Chad isn't enough for me"

- sometimes you get the occasional harmless dick pic sent to you on the app, but they are easily ignored, even though you complain as if every man is sending them to you.

Tell me if I've missed anything out.