I can't read any more about The Situation being "high SMV" without wanting to throw my computer out the window (seriously, the guy looks like he'd be sticky if you touched him).

I'm curious, because I feel like most people have one celeb or well known crush that doesn't fit society's definition of hot/high SMV/whatever. The exception that proves the rule, in other words.

Does anyone else have one, or am I weird?