Since crazy people do not carry signs or have large glowing runes on their foreheads, any man who is sexually active has some, non-negligible percentage chance that some time in his he will have sex with a full-blown mattress carrier.

If, as many of you have said, we not to distrust women and take elabourate precautions (because that reveals a negative expectation of women and is therefore "misogynistic"), and if, as many of you have said, the legal system and the press should not examine a "victim"'s behaviour or check their story (because that is "victim blaming" and therefore "misogynistic"), and we are not to treat "date rape" or "acquaintance rape" less seriously, either at trial or at sentencing, than "stranger rape" (because that is "trivializing rape" and therefore "misogynistic"), please describe how men are to protected from mattress carriers.

Note that the following suggestions:

  • Celibacy
  • Never disappointing a woman ever.
  • Magically acquiring the infallible power to detect psychopaths
  • Accepting status as "collateral damage" with a smile.

... will be greeted by the laughter they richly deserve.

Any notions?