I dated a girl once and she would literally poop all the time like gross what the hell

We would eat and a few hours later she would literally just start shitting and one time she tried to use MY bathroom to do it and I was so mad and told her to never touch my toilet again.

Another time I was at her house and her bathroom had a toilet??? Why the fuck does she need a toilet? What a disgusting habit women shouldn't be pooping if they want a husband

When I sat her down to talk about this she broke up with me imagine wanting to take a shit more than having a loving husband

This is why modern women are hopeless