every dating "psychologist" out there saying lonely men need to learn how to "communicate" better with women needs their license revoked

women absolutely adore me. They overshare, they call me up, I make them giggle, they talk for hours with me and when I'm not around they seek me out for advice. I'm very knowledgeable so they can discuss anything with me; from relationships, fashion, culture, cuisine. I'm also consistently friendzoned. A pattern that emerges with my platonic girl (friends/acquaintances) is that they get romantically entangled with emotionally distant guys who only watch the sports channel. The profile of the men who fuck is a cliche;

  • sporty type,
  • exclusively "manly interests",
  • frat bro who is concerned not coming off as "gay",
  • emotionally distant, and
  • borderline dumb about topics outside sports.

If I was a cynic I'd claim that being "great communicator" renders you closer to a asexual gay bestie role in a woman's eyes than a romantic one.