every dating "psychologist" out there saying lonely men need to learn how to "Communicate" with women in this needs their license revoked

women absolutely adore me. They overshare, they call me up, I make them giggle, they talk for hours with me and when I'm not around they seek me out for advice. I'm pretty knowledgeable so they can discuss anything with me; from relationships, fashion, culture. I'm also consistently friendzoned. They fuck emotionally distant guys who only watch the sports channel. The profile of the men girls get romantically entagled with follows a pattern; sporty type, with "manly interests", frat bro who is concerned not coming off as "gay", emotionally distant, and borderline dumb about topics outside sports. If I was a cynic I'd claim that being "great communicator" renders you into a asexual gay bestie in a womans eyes.