Slightly off topic, but a fun little thought experiment to add some levity to Tuesday. Would you rather...

  • secretly have sex with a gorgeous celebrity of your choice and no one will ever find out or have everyone think you had sex with said gorgeous celebrity even though you didn’t and never will?

  • have sex (a threesome) with two 7s or have sex with one 10? (In b4 'There's no such thing as a 10', substitute 'That Girl', you know the one, the person you've always really wanted to bang.)

  • be great at oral and okay at sex or great at sex but bad at oral?

  • end a first date with an 11/10 kiss or end a first date with 6/10 sex?

  • be catcalled daily or be invisible to the opposite sex unless you make the first move?

I'll post my answers in the comments later on.

EDIT: Please give your gender/age/pill alignment, for trend observing purposes.