Citizens' arrest. Purse-snatcher held down, punched in face after bite

jack_is_nice · 2015-03-09T18:39:08+00:00

"I've been pissed on by a lot better"

man is experienced

flyingboat · 2015-03-09T21:24:53+00:00

"Dude, you just assaulted me!"

You just robbed a lady and then fucking bit him, you stupid fucking criminal.

jezentapus · 2015-03-09T21:32:58+00:00

Dude she's rich, she's eating at a restaurant!

nomorerope · 2015-03-09T17:55:33+00:00

lol this is great. Guy was totally in control of himself. You wanna bite me heres a few love taps!

Vo1x · 2015-03-09T18:50:59+00:00

I was hoping it would at least show the police roll up, this was awesome to watch, but could've been much better :/

TheFuckerUpperOfShit · 2015-03-09T20:35:54+00:00

"i wouldn't do that" yeah, thieves are so trustworthy.

Mechanikal · 2015-03-09T21:44:00+00:00

All those white knight fucks in the comments ...lol

TheMagicFlight · 2015-03-09T20:54:23+00:00

"You just assaulted me." After she takes a huge bite out of his arm!

ReFreshing · 2015-03-09T22:52:19+00:00

The white lady coming into the frame: "Do you need some physical help here?"

LOL

Theo95 · 2015-03-10T00:55:53+00:00

I love the part when she says "I would have gave it back"

Bitch, you whereby stopping until you got tackled.

OniTan · 2015-03-09T22:51:19+00:00

She made it like 10 feet before getting tackled.

DarkDubzs · 2015-03-10T05:19:04+00:00

There are so many hilarious moments in this:

Dude she's rich, she was eating in a restaurant

bites man gets punched Dude you just assaulted me

I've been pissed on by a lot better

I would have just gave it back dude

feeble attempts to bite face off

Do you think he wants to be on top of you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Definitely needed this laugh today

dirkforthree · 2015-03-10T04:47:17+00:00

That lady lying on the ground is totally milking it

ShaidarHaran2 · 2015-03-09T20:47:59+00:00

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HitachinoBia · 2015-03-09T21:58:29+00:00

There is always that one white knight. God damn it.

2015-03-10T02:26:26+00:00

ytf didnt anyone put a knee on her head? has no one ever watched COPS before?

q_-_p · 2015-03-12T14:58:03+00:00

Would have been funny if he kept saying "This is a citizen's arrest!" Over and over again. Followed by "I'm a hero I get to meet the mayor, I'm a hero." "I saved the day." Just hit her with all this hero and mayor talk. She would have freaked like "this guy is a psycho I'll just be good now."

12_FOOT_CHOCOBO · 2015-03-10T01:19:18+00:00

Why is the white man persecuting her?

Thrannn · 2015-03-10T20:30:14+00:00

to bad the other guy stopped him from punching her face

MrJoseGigglesIII · 2015-03-09T22:33:10+00:00

Officers take note: How to detain an unarmed suspect.

crackercrumb · 2015-03-09T21:43:28+00:00

Ugh that fucking dude in the tracksuit..

9279 · 2015-03-14T19:08:42+00:00

Good on the guy for helping.. But don't say Stop, stop, stop... Like there is a better solution. She was biting him. He hit her just enough to get her off himself.

joyco66 · 2015-03-09T17:55:34+00:00

Why does everyone use youtube and a login when you need one? -http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2013/09/citizens_arrest_video.html#incart_river_default

WatchOutRadioactiveM · 2015-03-09T22:26:01+00:00

Remember, NOBODY mention that it's a black woman who assaulted a white woman! It would be racist to point that out!

2015-03-10T11:21:14+00:00

straight up nigga

brendo91 · 2015-03-10T04:00:20+00:00

Niggers gonna nig.

KisslessVirginLoser · 2015-03-10T07:16:24+00:00

I knew before clicking that it would be a black woman. Don't ask me how, just an intuition.

flyingboat · 2015-03-09T20:50:46+00:00

Was that actually a girl?!

DevilDucky95 · 2015-03-09T20:51:02+00:00

Am I the only one that thinks she kinda looks like the gorilla that was tarzans best friend off the Disney cartoon?

fabzter · 2015-03-09T18:11:12+00:00

We have to invent a time machine and tell our ancestors to spay their slaves.

octacok · 2015-03-09T17:50:41+00:00

One of the most satisfying videos I've seen on here recently. Wish we could just put a bullet in her head and spare the world from this cunt.

W_O_M_B_A_T · 2015-03-10T23:13:57+00:00

I swear to god I would never hit her.

Creepy pathological liar.....

sourbeer51 · 2015-03-13T02:58:27+00:00

Pure Michigan

2015-03-09T22:46:43+00:00

lmao what an ape

Jesus_marley · 2015-03-09T16:57:34+00:00

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MaleGoddess · 2015-03-10T04:19:08+00:00

I don't think this is a pussy pass getting denied. It's just swift justice.

RacistAssMellyGibson · 2015-03-10T12:09:47+00:00

Damn straight, punch that bitches teeth out!

Sipdippity · 2015-03-13T21:06:25+00:00

This pretty much made my day. Those punches to her stupid monkey face were beautiful.

mtparusz · 2015-03-09T21:07:50+00:00

Superior ape wrangling!

usernnnn · 2015-03-09T22:31:33+00:00

pro tip, if someone has the ability to constantly say "I can't breathe" they're breathing fine.

Mateipowers · 2015-03-10T01:54:14+00:00

Give people welfare. Purse snatching will decrease.

Darkone06 · 2015-03-09T23:21:23+00:00

Knife to the neck line. See if she keeps moving her head.

J973 · 2015-03-09T23:20:28+00:00

That's about an hour from me. Grand Rapids is a pretty affluent city over all, but there are also some sketchy ass poor people there too-- as you can clearly see.

TotallyNotanOfficer · 2015-03-10T10:48:39+00:00

"just let me go man!"

Stop Resisting.

"You punched me in the face"

Stop Resisting.

"Get off me man"

Stop Resisting.

Answer is always "Stop Resisting."

No, My username is not relevant...

(If one of y'all, says that I'm an Officer, this entire thread is gone feel my wrath.)

Murtank · 2015-03-10T05:38:21+00:00

Racist fuck playing police man... but can't handle actually getting a badge

Title	Citizens' arrest. Purse-snatcher held down, punched in face after bite
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Date	March 9, 2015 4:45 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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