Comedian Bill Burr on male disposability: Any time there is a hostage situation, who do they negotiate for first ? "at least let the women and children go" ! What about me ? bullets hurt me too, why do i get to stay in the vault ! where are the feminists in those situations ?! you can't find them !

chillaaxicon · 2021-03-05T04:22:19+00:00

Bill Burr is a treasure trove of this shit

depressedlonely69 · 2021-03-05T04:57:11+00:00

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CantStopMe888 · 2021-03-05T18:02:01+00:00

In Spain in the 70s (i think from memory( there was an armed coup in Parliament, and men and women MPs were help at gunpoint. the hostage negotiators managed to get them to release the female MPs as part of a deal, but some of them genuinely did stay and said "i am not a female MP, i am an MP so i will stay with my fellow MPs", obviously they were a tiny minority and most ran away, but i remember a police guy in an interview saying how he really was impressed that these women really did put there money where their mouth was, and kudos to them.

OhadiNacnud · 2021-03-05T01:39:00+00:00

Legit

Mahameghabahana · 2021-03-05T13:30:40+00:00

I will be ok with children surely and the old maybe but not other men or women near my age range.

Mikeman206 · 2021-03-05T08:55:51+00:00

I mean let the children go, and negotiate the rest

AnnaBortion269 · 2021-03-05T06:19:36+00:00

I love Bill so much.

GyaradosDance · 2021-03-07T22:33:38+00:00

One of my favorite jokes from Paper Tiger:

"No means no," that's another one. "No means no." It's like, no, it doesn't. All right? Look, "No!" means no. "No!" That means no, all right? But [In a flirty girl voice] "No, stop it, what are you doing? Oh, my God, you're being so bad. Stop it! No!"

Yeah, that's not a fucking no! That means, "I wanna do it, but I'm afraid you're gonna judge me, so I'm just gonna make it look like it was your idea so you don't figure it out that I've already performed this act with 40 other fucking people." Right?

But then...then you go to coat and you get a bad reading. Some guy reading

[In a serious voice] "Ah, Your Honor, she said, 'No, stop it. What are you doing? You're being so bad'"

Yeah! And you're just sitting there like, "She didn't fucking say it like that! She didn't say it like that!"

That whole skit, is how I feel about women whom try to use the system, acting (more like lying) like she's a defenseless damsel, and calling you out to all of your mutual friends, essentially canceling you for something misunderstood in a text instead of making it a private conversation.

mrbrianface · 2021-03-05T07:06:17+00:00

That special is awesome. I believe it was hbo one night stand

NibelungDXM · 2021-03-05T01:50:58+00:00

Based Bill.

jagua_haku · 2021-03-05T07:16:18+00:00

Look at that schlock of hair. Taking it way back with this one!

Roundaboutsix · 2021-03-20T21:16:04+00:00

What do you mean, when the Titanic went down the feminists on board volunteered to test out the sea worthiness of the life boats, while the men got to stay onboard the mothership and await the results of the brave feminists daring experiment.

the_other_acount · 2021-03-11T16:50:41+00:00

"Where are the women in those situations? You can’t find them!" That’s because they’re standing outside after the negotiation.

death_ray_mx · 2021-03-11T21:09:50+00:00

Sharpe's versión ofbill burr

TutorialMode · 2021-03-06T01:00:56+00:00

“Where are the feminists in those situations” shows how much you know about feminism