Go to an all you can eat sushi place next time. Like, not a buffet style, but one where you order, they bring it, and if you are still hungry you order some more etc.
It's super telling about what kind of people browse these subreddits that they don't think for a moment that these people might be friends in some way. I could see myself having this exact exchange with many of my friends. To interpret this undoubtedly as genuine hostility, that's a sign of a distorted social perceptions, likely caused by social isolation at best, and social conditioning at worst.
I say that sadly, not mockingly, and I only recognize it because it's something I used to do (probably still do in places I'm unaware of), so I empathize. Anyone reading this who takes OPs post seriously, please try to recognize that every single interaction between people has contexts you don't know about, and if you take interactions like this at face value, based on your limited perception (like this whole post does), then you will be seriously misled about how people really communicate with each other.
Despite appearances, you don't know anything about how or why two strangers act the way they do to each other, especially over the internet.
Here's the thing: there are absolutely people who would be shitty like this, but that doesn't change the fact that there are an equal amount, if not even more, of people who would joke with their friends like this. That means the likelihood of this being what OP has inferred is not high enough to believe it, and even after understanding this, if you'd still rather insist it should be believed, then you are the type of person I made my original post for. Just imagine posting an innocent ribbing of your friend on Twitter just to have it end up here with loads of people trashing you and your appearance over a misleading title. Didn't that seem really shitty to you?
To clarify even further, I'm not stating one way or the other about if this is a friendly or hostile exchange. All I'm saying is that there's sufficient doubt, which means people are just believing it because it's entertaining, which is a gullibility level that can be easily manipulated; It is exploitable when people don't have the critical thinking skills to recognize when a situation is ambiguous, even more so when they prefer to just be told what to think.
It's posted to a sub where content is meant to be about shitty individuals though. In this instance we're supposed to assume they were being a shithead. It's literally the point of the entire subreddit.
So you're argument is that you're supposed to assume a specific narrative about every post here? You don't see a problem with being fed how you're supposed to feel about potentially innocuous things?
Let me put it to you this way; how would you feel if you joked around with a friend on Twitter only to have some random ass person screenshot it and post it to a subreddit like this, completely distorting the reality if it, and as a result you're harassed and viciously insulted by hundreds of people? Would the excuse "well it was posted here and we're supposed to assume everyone on here is bad" fly for you? Would essentially being told "I don't question it because I'm entertained" seem like a reasonable or intelligent response?
This isn't r/loljustsisterthings. Take it somewhere else.
You're right, apparently this is /r/SpoonfeedMeNarratives, where people can't be bothered to think for themselves so upvotes do it for them.
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Love how you’re just saying yes to everyone who asks about their random fucking sushi place down the street from them.
Hey I might know this place! Is it Nobu in Malibu?
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Go to an all you can eat sushi place next time. Like, not a buffet style, but one where you order, they bring it, and if you are still hungry you order some more etc.
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It's super telling about what kind of people browse these subreddits that they don't think for a moment that these people might be friends in some way. I could see myself having this exact exchange with many of my friends. To interpret this undoubtedly as genuine hostility, that's a sign of a distorted social perceptions, likely caused by social isolation at best, and social conditioning at worst.
I say that sadly, not mockingly, and I only recognize it because it's something I used to do (probably still do in places I'm unaware of), so I empathize. Anyone reading this who takes OPs post seriously, please try to recognize that every single interaction between people has contexts you don't know about, and if you take interactions like this at face value, based on your limited perception (like this whole post does), then you will be seriously misled about how people really communicate with each other.
Despite appearances, you don't know anything about how or why two strangers act the way they do to each other, especially over the internet.
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Here's the thing: there are absolutely people who would be shitty like this, but that doesn't change the fact that there are an equal amount, if not even more, of people who would joke with their friends like this. That means the likelihood of this being what OP has inferred is not high enough to believe it, and even after understanding this, if you'd still rather insist it should be believed, then you are the type of person I made my original post for. Just imagine posting an innocent ribbing of your friend on Twitter just to have it end up here with loads of people trashing you and your appearance over a misleading title. Didn't that seem really shitty to you?
To clarify even further, I'm not stating one way or the other about if this is a friendly or hostile exchange. All I'm saying is that there's sufficient doubt, which means people are just believing it because it's entertaining, which is a gullibility level that can be easily manipulated; It is exploitable when people don't have the critical thinking skills to recognize when a situation is ambiguous, even more so when they prefer to just be told what to think.
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So you're argument is that you're supposed to assume a specific narrative about every post here? You don't see a problem with being fed how you're supposed to feel about potentially innocuous things?
Let me put it to you this way; how would you feel if you joked around with a friend on Twitter only to have some random ass person screenshot it and post it to a subreddit like this, completely distorting the reality if it, and as a result you're harassed and viciously insulted by hundreds of people? Would the excuse "well it was posted here and we're supposed to assume everyone on here is bad" fly for you? Would essentially being told "I don't question it because I'm entertained" seem like a reasonable or intelligent response?
You're right, apparently this is /r/SpoonfeedMeNarratives, where people can't be bothered to think for themselves so upvotes do it for them.
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For those that missed it, she was joking witg her twin sister. OP does indeed appear to be a bundle of sticks.
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I mean if you look at the tweet...they're both girls. And also clearly a joke between two close friends
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