Play stupid games... win stupid prizes...

FolkishAcorn · 2021-02-16T11:08:03+00:00

The fake name is almost as great as McLovin

SharqPhinFtw · 2021-02-16T12:49:53+00:00

Both her names sound stupid, the real and the fake one lmao.

Ye lemme call my daughter "Blake Lee"

InternationalMap4755 · 2021-02-16T11:00:39+00:00

That's why you don't try going to clubs and just have parties in your friends basement and get buzzed through your teen years.

TommyRubble · 2021-02-16T10:30:06+00:00

Those eyes seem... off.

twiggy572 · 2021-02-16T11:54:09+00:00

Not Pussy Pass Denied. Just young stupidity

thelonleybagholder · 2021-02-16T13:18:02+00:00

Years ago when I was 24, a buddy of mine was dating a 20 year old. She had her cousins ID. When she showed the bouncer her ID he looks her dead in the eyes and says "How come your name plate necklace has a different name?" then tells her to leave. We didn't like her which made it extra funny.

Moxdonalds · 2021-02-16T12:52:44+00:00

With a name like “Blakelee” her parents are to blame. I wouldn’t want to be named that either

Aibhne_Dubhghaill · 2021-02-16T13:11:11+00:00

Most people don't realize how unbelievably forgiving bouncers are relative to what they have to deal with and how badly they could fuck up your night. Don't get me wrong, there are bad bouncers, but even the bad ones usually don't mess with people nearly as much as they could easily get away with.

Case and point: every time a bouncer just confiscates a fake ID instead of letting them take a felony.

SavvySillybug · 2021-02-16T10:59:14+00:00

The US drinking laws are archaic.

GENHEN · 2021-02-16T09:47:20+00:00

Link

https://news.yahoo.com/teen-calls-911-bouncer-confiscates-195300757.html

Edit: comment below found a cleaner link I've attached.

JayBird38 · 2021-02-16T12:32:58+00:00

Is it a felony to have a fake ID?

atomikplayboy · 2021-02-16T14:36:13+00:00

This is what happens when you don't leave well enough alone...

EDIT: Also, this girl doesn't look 18 let alone 21. No way she's getting into a bar.

ExFavillaResurgemos · 2021-02-16T13:12:02+00:00

Idk man, I don't think slapping teenagers with felonies helps anyone. Especially for simple stupidity like this. It's a fake, why is the US so punitive.

saxGirl69 · 2021-02-16T12:56:00+00:00

felony charges for a fake id to go drinking at 18? Do you really think this girls entire life should be ruined because she did a dumb, harmless thing as a teenager?

Appletree286 · 2021-02-17T23:31:46+00:00

It’s a joke, right? Somebody is Fucking with us. There is no damn way that somebody this stupid is walking the earth. Oh lord, this dumb bitch is going to have kids.

imnotwearingany · 2021-02-16T12:44:45+00:00

Congratulations. You played yourself.

Hotwheelsjack97 · 2021-02-17T02:21:26+00:00

What did she think would happen?

"Hello officer this man is stopping me from committing a crime!"

"Oh okay thank you for telling me miss have a nice day" And the cop arrests the bouncer?

Highfive_Ghost1 · 2021-02-16T17:31:31+00:00

Why choose a name like Mississippi queen and not just go with something basic like Hailey Johnson

opinionated-dick · 2021-02-16T17:17:35+00:00

European here.

We all know the real crime here is that 18yo aren’t allowed to drink like the grown ups they are

Carter0108 · 2021-02-16T12:25:32+00:00

I was confused why an 18 year old would be using a fake ID and then remembered the US is fucking weird when it comes to alcohol.

BjuiiBomb · 2021-02-16T16:49:03+00:00

This is a kid who did something harmless. Why is this on here?

TrueNovak · 2021-02-17T03:16:52+00:00

At first I was like why she fake id if she's 18 then I remembered that the legal drinking ages isn't 18 everywhere

zzgoogleplexzz · 2021-02-16T12:45:53+00:00

McKamie Queen

LOL

HellsFrogs · 2021-02-17T01:05:22+00:00

I don’t think this belongs here she’s not using the fact that she’s a woman anywhere to try and get away with her wrong doings. This is straight up her being an idiot. SMH this subs lost its meaning

Big_H_Cheese · 2021-02-16T22:15:50+00:00

How is it a teen if they're 18

SC2sam · 2021-02-16T21:25:26+00:00

What kind of name is that? Why don't people have normal names anymore? Why give you daughter two guy names smashed together?

SkaiDuskpaw · 2021-02-16T19:54:48+00:00

With a name like that I kinda get it

Tackle_History · 2021-02-16T19:49:51+00:00

I live stupid people. They provide great examples when we try to explain things to our kids.

DeanTheSkip · 2021-02-16T19:17:08+00:00

I thought the border was her legs at forst glance..... Disapointment quickly set in

SageBus · 2021-02-16T12:15:59+00:00

"Excuse me operator, but I'm a woman, I am supposed to get away with shit"

amazingoomoo · 2021-02-16T15:54:42+00:00

This is not pussy pass just because she’s a girl. It has to be related.

2021-02-28T00:21:56+00:00

Lol how much more entitled could some be 😂

crushedredpartycups · 2021-02-16T17:16:39+00:00

future karen for sure

2021-02-16T17:05:57+00:00

Lmao, what a moron.

peta_pipa · 2021-02-16T16:22:25+00:00

Considering this happens to men all the time this sub continues to go with the theme that they just don’t like women because they are women

B00TYMASTER · 2021-02-16T15:12:32+00:00

I’m sure her and her family will look back and laugh at this one day

mccoyeherold2111 · 2021-02-16T14:48:59+00:00

Hey good on her for doubling down on her bluff, but chances are if the bouncer can spot it’s a fake, the cops will too.

FamousJackOfDeath · 2021-02-24T04:09:37+00:00

That is just plain dumbassery

SackedStig · 2021-02-16T13:55:45+00:00

Wow, both her fake name and her real name are ridiculous.

EnIdiot · 2021-02-16T13:43:20+00:00

Fake ids are now a Federal crime, iirc.

reaperofsquirrels · 2021-02-16T10:50:18+00:00

I understand her actions are stupid given the laws.

I am going to say it is also stupid as Fuck she can get a felony as an adult for trying to have a beverage.

OiYouOutMyTrash · 2021-02-16T13:17:50+00:00

BlakeLee sands? What is it with a lot of Americans and weird ass names Plus you should be able to go out at 18 what a stupid rule

TransposedApophenia · 2021-02-16T13:14:59+00:00

Maybe we should just lower the drinking age already

antipiracylaws · 2021-02-21T19:53:33+00:00

"Do you know who my dad is?!'

insubordinate_af · 2021-02-16T12:44:37+00:00

No friends around to stop her, or all equally naive?

unknown_person243 · 2021-02-16T12:38:19+00:00

Bruh she snitched on herself

Alkuam · 2021-02-20T04:06:07+00:00

Is her head crooked?

blazinazn007 · 2021-02-16T19:19:24+00:00

Why are people going to a bar during a pandemic?!?!

SepticX75 · 2021-02-18T04:08:05+00:00

https://youtu.be/rX7wtNOkuHo

morencychad · 2021-02-16T13:07:40+00:00

"McKamie Queen" sounds like an intentional take on "McLOVIN"

Stardust_of_Ziggy · 2021-02-17T06:29:37+00:00

Karen's come in all hair lengths...

Fvck_kpop · 2021-02-17T06:21:00+00:00

r/winstupidprizes

schrono · 2021-02-16T23:27:42+00:00

Why confiscate a fake ID? You checked it and it looked real, all of us went clubbing with fake IDs when we were 16 in Germany.

Mellow_pellow · 2021-02-16T22:55:36+00:00

Dumbass

Strange_An0maly · 2021-02-16T22:39:48+00:00

Feel sorry for her brother Brock.

_0p4l_ · 2021-02-16T22:32:59+00:00

Stupid fuck

b-raddit · 2021-02-16T22:27:24+00:00

Future karen

Long_DuckDonger · 2021-02-16T21:47:50+00:00

A felony seems awfully harsh

Upnawf · 2021-02-16T21:35:20+00:00

I always had a fear of having my real ID confiscated then what? Can I call the cops

Altin_Beg · 2021-02-16T21:15:30+00:00

How stupid can someone be

Theuplink777 · 2021-02-16T20:52:18+00:00

Girl actually tried to pull a Mclovin. Smh

Wocko_Jillink · 2021-02-16T20:33:38+00:00

shouldve moved to canada when she had the chance

TheNightCaptain · 2021-02-16T19:45:59+00:00

For non US people, what's the outcome of a felony charge

Krogg · 2021-02-16T19:44:53+00:00

I worked as a bouncer at a local downtown club for a while years ago and those at the door would get shit like this all the time. We were paid $10 per ID to keep fake IDs. We would constantly get yelled at to give it back to them and each time we would tell them:

"There's an officer right over there. Go get him and when they verify this ID as being real, we will give it to you."

Officers routinely stood close because of city hall being so close, DUI arrests being popular there, and to keep the peace. Out of the 14 months I worked there, I had 1 person actually go get an officer and that was the only time, that I know of, that the ID I thought was fake, ended up being real.

MateuszMartyni · 2021-02-16T12:00:12+00:00

Honestly if I was the dad of this kid I’d laugh and mid laugh I’d say “you’re so fucking grounded”.

Put_It_All_On_Blck · 2021-02-16T19:15:56+00:00

Glad she is getting charged but I don't think this situation exact situation should give her a felony charge regardless of gender. Hope she is offered a plea deal for a misdemeanor and community service.

Antiqas86 · 2021-02-16T19:15:42+00:00

It's justice served, but not pussypass denied.

Illusion740 · 2021-02-16T19:05:50+00:00

I’ll sell it back to you for $100

pavlovslog · 2021-02-16T18:47:22+00:00

Why am I not surprised "Blakelee" actually thought she could call the cops for this lol.

hamishjoy · 2021-02-16T18:37:37+00:00

"Yes, officer. This is the guy who was impeding my attempt to break the law. I'd recognize him anywhere."

ramsey17 · 2021-02-16T18:16:02+00:00

Many years ago went to bar with my brother and his then future wife. She was a hair dresser at the time and changed her often. Anyway the bouncer took her id and was going to let us in. It was her actual id. My brother went to the two cops standing out front of the bar who refused to do anything about it. As my brother walked away he called them dicks. They arrested him for drunk and disorderly. He had 3 beer and was a little buzzed only. My dad and him along with Now sister in-law went to the bar the next day to get the id they “lost it” cops still wouldn’t do anything

Twink4Jesus · 2021-02-16T18:12:32+00:00

How are people this dumb?

EdgHG · 2021-02-16T18:04:21+00:00

This reminds of an episode of Cops that I saw long ago where a woman called the cops because she was not given the crack that she paid a drug dealer for.

ReallyCouldBeAnybody · 2021-02-16T18:01:19+00:00

getting ur fake confiscated is infuriating because you’re ABOUT to have a good time and suddenly you’re powerless and embarrassed

Roadrunner571 · 2021-02-16T18:00:08+00:00

In which shithole country people get arrested for showing a fake ID to a bouncer?

highwayrobberyman · 2021-02-16T17:34:11+00:00

A felony charge? What would the charge be? And why so severe?

RyanH2796 · 2021-02-16T19:05:02+00:00

She’s a minor, why is her name not kept from the public? Oh she’s legally an adult? Why the fuck does she have to wait 3 more years to buy alcohol?

pghcrow · 2021-02-16T17:26:11+00:00

McLovin

Living_Shadows · 2021-02-16T17:06:03+00:00

This doesn't really belong in this sub.

Huko · 2021-02-16T16:57:06+00:00

Everyone is instructed to keep fake licenses etc. Even your cashier at Walmart will take it and not give it back

armitageskanks69 · 2021-02-16T16:53:10+00:00

Her real name and fake name are literally as unbelievable as each other

MoonWandering · 2021-02-16T12:03:03+00:00

Lol fucking dumbass

dababyyy_ · 2021-02-16T16:41:47+00:00

if she ain’t stupid

02201970a · 2021-02-16T16:23:58+00:00

Someone thinks she is above the law. Well thought she was above the law.

shamblam117 · 2021-02-16T16:23:26+00:00

Loved taking fake IDs as a bouncer. Legally I wasn't supposed to, but not a single person called the cops when I told them to do so.

grizzlyblake91 · 2021-02-16T16:11:11+00:00

Of course my hometown makes national news...for something so idiotic and stupid. Stay classy, Edmond.

-Listening · 2021-02-16T16:08:00+00:00

It's because you're supposed to let her win or something?

Roary93 · 2021-02-16T13:22:40+00:00

Absolute idiot. Knows she's committing a felony but thinks that won't matter 😂

TipMeinBATtokens · 2021-02-16T15:50:05+00:00

I had someone try to tell me my real I.D. was fake and refuse to sell to me for it. So I called their bluff and told them to either call the cops like they were supposed to do or call their manager.

The manager took one look at my very real I.D. and pulled her aside to have a discussion with. Her issue was it showed my height in inches instead of feet and inches on the military I.D.

She actually said, "This says you're 70 feet tall!"

It said inches that dumb bitch.

SuicideSprints · 2021-02-16T15:42:58+00:00

How you manage to use a reverse uno card on yourself?

QuarantineSucksALot · 2021-02-16T15:32:49+00:00

8 more games for Joe Kelly.

UbiquitousWobbegong · 2021-02-16T15:31:56+00:00

Man, I really hope that doesn't stick. Can you imagine being convicted of a felony for something so minor? This is just stupid kid shit that everyone does to some extent.

Felony charges are no joke.

AllieFalcon07 · 2021-02-16T15:24:46+00:00

Multiple levels of pure stupid right here.

JamPantstheFif · 2021-02-16T15:18:26+00:00

IIIIIIIIDIOT!

meronparker · 2021-02-16T15:11:21+00:00

Well that was stupid on her part.

HereForTheComments86 · 2021-02-16T15:11:11+00:00

2 last names? Bitch don’t you realize mord people have 2 FIRST names? Her shit coulda said Larry David and I’d buy it. Shit, if a black chick had that name I wouldn’t question it.

39_33__138 · 2021-02-16T15:08:34+00:00

That's fucked lmao

DocHoppersFrogsLegs · 2021-02-16T15:04:46+00:00

Every serious employer that googles her name will forever find this article lol

Equivalent_Lie1822 · 2021-02-16T14:37:22+00:00

To be fair, she's rich and white. She probably expected to get away with it since that gas been her whole life.

2021-02-16T14:20:30+00:00

peak of human evolution

sieberde · 2021-02-16T14:07:30+00:00

I wanted to write something in the line of " You wouldn't need a cake ID in europe because you'd have all the rights at the age of 18" but her actions make me question if that should be.

Theycallmechingon87 · 2021-02-16T14:01:22+00:00

Hahahaha both sound like stripper names though!

ynwace96 · 2021-02-16T14:00:56+00:00

Not pussypass?

willfordbrimly · 2021-02-16T13:57:33+00:00

I thought "Blake" was the most WASPy name ever, but then "Blakelee" just runs up and blindsides me like this.

WhiteLightning929 · 2021-02-16T14:01:44+00:00

“jUsT LoWeR tHe DrINkInG aGE”

pmcd_com · 2021-02-16T13:48:16+00:00

Bob styling the stupid wig into this...

dr197 · 2021-02-16T13:42:58+00:00

Is it common for bouncers to take IDs they suspect are fake? I thought places just turned them away without confiscating on the off chance it’s actually a real ID so they don’t catch hell for taking it.

ButterAndPaint · 2021-02-16T13:38:34+00:00

If you have such an easily Googlable name that no one else has, maybe don't get arrested for dumb shit.

clique34 · 2021-02-16T13:28:52+00:00

What a moron

-grego · 2021-02-16T13:23:08+00:00

what kind of name is this? BLAKELEE

wakasneewakasnae · 2021-02-16T12:12:32+00:00

she’s dumb but this is a product of retarded US drinking law

InevitableDentist · 2021-02-16T15:48:14+00:00

How is this a pussypassdenied jesus this sub is so shit. A woman could get brutally murdered by a serial killer and you fucking manlet lite incel retards would post it on this shitty ass sub. Fucking trailer park rat scumbags

Jalsavrah · 2021-02-16T13:26:46+00:00

She's an 18 year old woman, she should be able to use her actual ID.

Guttermouth11111 · 2021-02-16T14:43:34+00:00

You can be old enough for a felony charge while not being seen as grown up enough for a drink? Seems a bit silly

Djehbruh · 2021-02-16T11:49:37+00:00

Why was an 18 year old using a fake i.d, seems a bit weird

Title	Play stupid games... win stupid prizes...
Author	CelestialAmorphous
Upvotes	12972
Comments	464
Date	February 16, 2021 9:45 AM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit	/r/PussyPassDenied
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