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[–]MustakaThinks breakfast food is gay sex[M] [score hidden] 7 years ago stickied comment (0 children) | Copy Link
I have to remove this OP. But before I do I have a personal story to tell.
I was a helicopter gunship pilot. I made the mistake of bragging about it just once. The words were to the effect of 'why do guys have to lie to try to get sex'. I did not get sex and she was smoking hot.
So I upped my game. Invented the ISRT. International Satellite Recovery Team. Our job was to recover satellites that fell out of the sky before the Russians and Chinese could get there first
Being a simple army rotary line pilot not believable. Special interational team chasing satellites was a leg spreader.
[–]Evisorix 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I wish my dad would have told me this as a bedtime story when I was young.
[–]shadowstrikesagain 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
i wish my dad never smoked
[–]Biz_Money 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's okay your dad is from a different time.
Lung cancer isn't that bad
[–]TheNFCNorthRemembers 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you just click "View top posts" and start reposting?
[–]PapasGotABrandNewNag 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm.
Asked girl to marry me at 23. She said yes.
Two weeks later, she dumped me before I left on a work trip.
Since then, I've traveled the country, banged a bunch of chicks and have watched a ton of basketball.
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