Uber me over for pizza and chicken wings of the variety sort.

civilsaint · 2016-07-23T00:01:11+00:00

It must be nice to have tits.

nicodiumus · 2016-07-22T23:11:05+00:00

He shut her down like a boss. Some people are so self entitled.

duddy88 · 2016-07-22T23:15:21+00:00

jillian bell isnt even that hot.

Good job for putting a gold digger in her place

nathanfor · 2016-07-23T01:00:10+00:00

We don't see enough of this kinda shit here.

iCanHasBeer · 2016-07-22T23:40:44+00:00

What's the wagon wheel?

Canubearit · 2016-07-23T00:15:56+00:00

These amazing beers cost $12 each

How much y'all wanna bet they're drinking overpriced bullshit and not vanilla bean Dark Lords.

odin_rising · 2016-07-23T15:45:42+00:00

Ah man, you should've agreed and told her the uber was on the way! Then you silence your phone and carry on with your life as if she never existed. Odds are she will blow up your phone whilst you're sleeping. Many laughs to be had come morning.

Pepe_leprawn · 2016-07-23T01:32:57+00:00

Seems like you offering beer and a smoke session should have been enough. Bitch got greedy.

DeathMinistir · 2016-07-23T09:47:49+00:00

The most upsetting thing about this post is that she's dealt with so many pushovers that she thought it would work. This kind of self entitled attitude doesn't develop overnight, and it irks me that had she been talking to another doormat of a man, she would have had her way.

Puppy_on_LSD · 2016-07-23T00:45:23+00:00

Any back story?

2016-07-23T16:03:26+00:00

This better be some amazing ass beer for $12 a bottle.

WasteOfLife · 2016-07-23T16:58:40+00:00

She ever respond after that OP?

2016-07-23T17:54:34+00:00

I'm confused, it sounds like you were providing your own beer if she came over, but she wants more than a 5 dollar spot for bringing her own beer?

kimmiej192 · 2016-07-23T16:42:17+00:00

Wish there was a subreddit dedicated to posting embarrassing convos like this

chem9dog · 2016-07-23T21:33:20+00:00

Not at all trying to "humblebrag", but I'm a decently good looking guy and have never had trouble getting women. Still though, I can't even begin to fathom telling a girl she has to pay for my uber ride, and provide a large amount stuff for me to eat and drink just to get me to come over. She would probably ask me if I was drunk or crazy if I asked something like that. I've never seen someone like in this post, but I've seen some women ask for certain things before that they 100% only could ask for because they have tits; if a dude asked another dude or woman the same thing they'd be told the fuck off.

Title	Uber me over for pizza and chicken wings of the variety sort.
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	368
Comments	62
Date	July 22, 2016 10:49 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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