Whale gets triggered over human kissing at restaurant, gets sent back to Pacific Ocean

2017-04-01T04:34:55+00:00

Not really true PPD, but it's so fucking good I don't care.

RubixRedux · 2017-04-01T02:22:46+00:00

Wow.... what a sad human being

insideman83 · 2017-04-01T05:07:57+00:00

"You're a prostitute!"

"I'm not getting paid..."

Pretty funny.

General_Dylan · 2017-04-01T04:29:30+00:00

"YOU'RE SEXUALLY HARASSING ME"

10 seconds later

"YOU'RE A DUMB SLUT FOR KISSING YOUR BOYFRIEND."

She's just mad because she can't get any

IJustReadEverything · 2017-04-01T03:43:04+00:00

"I'm from California..."

Whole crowd groans.

joepapoopedhispants · 2017-04-01T04:53:59+00:00

Love the half assed attempt to parlay her fat shitshow into a freebie.

friendlychewbacca · 2017-04-01T02:37:16+00:00

My hatred for that woman grew exponentially as the video went on, fuck her.

Nuclear__Gandhi · 2017-04-01T02:34:41+00:00

I love how the second she tries to use the fact that shes an American citizen as an excuse everyone there sighs at once.

FullScrim · 2017-04-01T04:05:44+00:00

I would LOVE to see her at a sporting event where they do that "Kiss Cam" thing. Just imagine the horrified shrieking that would go on when we were all subjected to MASS SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

She'd have a serious bone to pick with those dastardly Jumbotron operators.

eatmyshit · 2017-04-01T03:17:41+00:00

My jimmies are sooooo fucking rustled right now. Oooooooo fuck!

brAbibi · 2017-04-01T02:53:52+00:00

"This is a public place."

"No this is a private place."

desymond · 2017-04-01T04:56:41+00:00

The face of a man who hates that his job involves serving humans

RobRex7 · 2017-04-01T03:51:23+00:00

Pure gold through and through. So glad everyone else ganged up on her towards the end.

haha-yea · 2017-04-01T03:15:22+00:00

Someone please tell me she is actually mentally ill so i know people dont act like this willingly

MightierThanThou · 2017-04-01T06:18:42+00:00

This is a perfect example of Bittercuntitus. No person who is satisfied with their life would freak out like that just over a small amount of PDA. The person who video taped it said in his submission and likeleak post that he only kissed his girlfriend a few times on the forehead and had his arm around her.

Crazy lady freaked out over something very small. Her little fit of righteous indignation has nothing to do with common decency in public, it was just an opportunity for her to feel the pleasurable rush of anger someone gets when they're attacking someone to cope for their own shitty life. She's the type of person who LOVES to be outraged. We all know that type of person.

She didn't invoke God so she's not a Puritan, she's just a cunt.

infinitude · 2017-04-01T04:09:32+00:00

When being a nasty person gets you no where. Good on the employee for not fucking with that shit

Khancer · 2017-04-01T04:08:28+00:00

Perhaps the most annoying cunt in human history.

DeplorableTexan · 2017-04-01T02:32:35+00:00

If I was that guy I def would have said "sorry I don't speak whale", just so I could see her yell reeeeeeeeeeeee

MightyWonton · 2017-04-01T04:43:03+00:00

you just know this lady hates her life

fcb98292 · 2017-04-01T02:51:21+00:00

These people are nicer than I am. I would have made that whale blubber. I mean cry.

one4buffett · 2017-04-01T02:24:10+00:00

She was on something, right?? Holy fuck! Girlfriend needs to get laid.

Yeroc1422 · 2017-04-01T04:52:49+00:00

So baked I honestly thought it was gonna be a whale at an aquarium getting mad and splashing water. Still hilarious.

mrfunnygames · 2017-04-01T04:57:43+00:00

Holy shit yes "Go ahead this is cathartic for you".... lost it

LieutSerge · 2017-04-01T04:11:39+00:00

lmao that fat bitch wanted a refund

Fulli123 · 2017-04-01T06:42:19+00:00

Please let this get viral... Please let this get viral.... Please....

torontorentals123 · 2017-04-01T02:21:50+00:00

I was so hoping this fat fuck would get knocked the fuck out.

VineArchives · 2017-04-01T02:47:28+00:00

Never hit a woman in my life. However, after the 10th very rude insult towards my girlfriend id be hard pressed not to smack a bitch in the face.

mr_bynum · 2017-04-01T04:17:53+00:00

Not a lawyer but the legal doctrine of "fighting words" could apply here. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_words Basically ...The fighting words doctrine, as originally announced in Chaplinsky, found that two types of speech were not protected—words that by their very utterance inflict injury, and speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace.... While not an excuse or defense for a retaliatory assault, fighting words can be an act of assault themselves- so theoretically - and depending on local laws- she could have been charged with assault for her insults and language towards the couple, if not disturbing the peace

Shekels-for-Karma · 2017-04-01T02:28:39+00:00

I want to punch that cunt in the face

PigNamedBenis · 2017-04-01T03:04:46+00:00

jesus christ... That was both sad and hilarious

SuperHobbit · 2017-04-01T04:27:51+00:00

There's a lot of envy and hate in that woman

No_Face__ · 2017-04-01T08:42:43+00:00

Was that Amy Schumer?

Kindle282 · 2017-04-01T09:54:51+00:00

"You're a slut! How can you kiss him in public!? What a prostitute you are, you fucking slut! How can you be such a Slutty Mc Slutterton, you fucking bitch slut!?"

"You need to step the fuck back.."

"EXCUSE ME!? DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! HOW DARE YOU!? REEEEEEEEE!"

creideki · 2017-04-01T04:34:03+00:00

I have a feeling that the girlfriend is bad as hell and she's jelly.

Tonberry88 · 2017-04-01T04:10:16+00:00

Where my country gone?

tux_greyhat · 2017-04-01T09:08:20+00:00

"Dear diary, I was raped in public again today"

Bronson2017 · 2017-04-01T04:36:09+00:00

Notice she never put that food down.

znhunter · 2017-04-01T06:16:33+00:00

The insane part is that she thinks that she did nothing wrong.

weazly · 2017-04-01T05:59:36+00:00

reminds me of the good old days of r/fatpeoplehate

2017-04-01T04:39:32+00:00

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savageboredom · 2017-04-01T07:19:10+00:00

"The sex was pretty good."

"Where are you going? The police are coming!"

I like this guy.

It's pretty obvious this lady has a mental condition though. Maybe she was off her medification or something. Hopefully she's not like that all the time.

Asthmeme · 2017-04-01T06:52:18+00:00

TIL I'm not a virgin since kissing is sex.

CCM4Life · 2017-04-01T10:11:39+00:00

Hahaha bring back /r/fatpeoplehate cmon

What a goddamn ham planet, this is why harpoons should be legal.

higs87 · 2017-04-01T04:19:21+00:00

Tbh I just found this funny. I would be infuriated if I was there, I react badly to this sort of behaviour. But sitting here watching, all I can see is this sad bitch surrounding herself with negative energy and perpetuating it. She gets so wound up for bloody nothing what a waste of energy haha

Swiss_Cheese9797 · 2017-04-01T02:59:09+00:00

Serious question, did people act like this 50 years ago? 100? I don't know what kind of kiss the couple engaged in, but clearly they weren't having sex in line. I just can't picture this behavior flying at a delicatessen in the '40s. I imagine any attempt would inspire a nun or an old tiny baptist lady slapping Christ back into her life from the 3rd sentence.

frankderr · 2017-04-01T08:41:38+00:00

That poor woman needs help. That sort of breakdown and public freaking is not normal. I like to believe there's a good person under that bitter angry skin, but that too much solitude and unhealthy echo chambers online have created a monster.

She needs perspective and counseling. There's nothing OK about what she did, but sadly I can already imagine her twisting this store for retelling online later and she'll be the victim. "Having sex"? Really? God damn they kissed a bit at most I bet. This is what every tumblr story actually looks like before it gets rewritten for notes.

A sad, damaged soul who actually needs help, but probably isn't self aware enough to get that help. She'll keep blaming the world for her problems.

npea777 · 2017-04-01T05:44:26+00:00

I'm surprised that behemoth didn't order 2 thousand pounds of krill.

mikeyhol · 2017-04-01T05:57:24+00:00

I hope the internet ruins this girl's life

gorkedspock · 2017-04-01T07:56:11+00:00

And people say Amy Shumer isn't funny

2017-04-01T06:34:18+00:00

This is the same type of woman who calls the police on dads who have brought their children to playgrounds or public areas and accuses them of being pedophiles and kidnappers.

SecureThoughObscure · 2017-04-01T16:09:55+00:00

So, I was standing in line to order my salad and a diet coke when something caught my eye!

A man was literally raping a woman in the line behind me!

I tried to make him stop, but the white cis man wouldn't. He got in my face and told me to back off.

The Stockholm syndrome kicked in for the woman and she just wanted things to move on, I assume she was afraid that he would escalate the violence.

I managed to stop the rape, and gave the man a stern lecture, and he promised he wouldn't rape again.

People highfived me on the way out, and as I left with the words "I'm sending the police!" I heard people clapping their hands.

Today I stopped a rape and dismantled the patriarchy, how was your day Tumblr?

2017-04-01T03:15:47+00:00

I wanted her to get knocked out sooo bad. what a dumb fat bitch

fdp137 · 2017-04-01T07:55:44+00:00

tldr fat femanist gets triggered when somone has a normal relationship

Bourbone · 2017-04-01T05:07:32+00:00

That's the single most disgusting human I've ever witnessed.

Holyfuckwow

Anfernii · 2017-04-01T07:53:08+00:00

Haha wow. When did srs start going outside?

2017-04-01T11:04:09+00:00

when i first started the video i thought the whale in question was the one on the wall

barracuda415 · 2017-04-01T13:33:45+00:00

I think that's a great video to study psychology. What do we have here...

Narcissism
Racial, regional and sexual supremacism
Projection
Self-victimization
Sexual frustration

Did I forget something?

LandervizcMG7 · 2017-04-01T02:31:06+00:00

If I was her, I'd really stfu and put all that effort in losing the weight...

HawhyE · 2017-04-01T04:30:36+00:00

I think I just found my favorite, least favorite video ever.

Beavs87 · 2017-04-01T05:51:31+00:00

I am so happy this is in the internet for everyone to see, this fat bitch is now famous for being a horrid human being. Hahaha just cause no one wants to touch you doesn't mean you can harass other ppl. Enjoy the single life for the rest of your life ya dumb beezy.

Diezed · 2017-04-01T08:49:35+00:00

in my country she would have been knocked the fuck out for talking like that to another lady

ranza · 2017-04-01T09:25:48+00:00

I'm a bit dissapointed that justice was not served completely. I'd like to see the police tase her or at least having this video sent to her employer...

gatorgrips · 2017-04-01T19:14:48+00:00

Can we pls bring back /r/fatpeoplehate/ ?

lawr11 · 2017-04-01T02:37:39+00:00

I can't watch it since I'm in like 2G right now but that title is fuego hahaha I'm dying

mighthavethebounty · 2017-04-01T02:57:16+00:00

Ho Lee Phuk!

Shitty_Google_Bot · 2017-04-01T07:12:26+00:00

It's shit like this that makes me miss FPH lol

AsliReddington · 2017-04-01T06:00:32+00:00

Wow, kissing=SEX?

That means First base = Third base?

So basically that horrible woman re-wrote my teens.

2017-04-01T06:50:30+00:00

"I AM FROM CALIFORNIA"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Hahaha

bluesupporters · 2017-04-01T07:03:05+00:00

Haha thats what happens when fat tumblrinas go out in public

MortyMootMope · 2017-04-01T07:04:34+00:00

you can tell she knew how wrong she was by how quickly she fled the scene. so somewhere deep down inside her blubber, she knows she was wrong and was being a turd face. if she really were 100% stupid then she would have stuck around until the cops showed up and tried to argue with them

ratz1819 · 2017-04-14T16:14:03+00:00

Also she does porn. Make er famous. https://imgur.com/gallery/zx7DA#9qMF5W2

hollymaes · 2017-04-01T04:30:01+00:00

I was hoping the whole time the guy was going to say something like "aren't you just jealous because you're fat and can't get any guys because you're a horrific cunt?" Also that other guy should've laid her was out after she hit him.

PoopFromMyButt · 2017-04-01T08:39:04+00:00

4th wave feminism.

uxl · 2017-04-01T10:47:43+00:00

My blood pressure was raised. That video stressed me out. I got angrier and angrier that management didn't kick her out. And I desperately wanted a cop to arrive and watch the video. I hope that blue whale is watching this. I'll do my part and share.

Saskyle · 2017-04-01T03:56:55+00:00

I saw no denial and no pussy pass being used. Just a cringey asshole who hasn't gotten laid perhaps ever.

2017-04-01T09:39:20+00:00

We just saw how the mind of a feminist works.

She finds something she doesn't like and who does she complain to? She finds a proxy to act on her behalf and complains to the nearest authority figure which in this case was just an employee.

Then when her accusations are not immediately taken seriously or acted upon immediately by the employee she starts to lie and make even bigger accusations.

We go from two people making out and the feminist being uncomfortable to the women (making out) being a slut, then a prostitute and then the couple were fucking in the restaurant and the moment the man starts to defend himself the woman levels accusations of sexual harassment.

This happens again and again in our society. Feminists will just keep doubling down on accusations until the get what the want. They will lie and lie and lie and make shit up until someone does what they want.

And it works when there's a million women standing behind them.

But in this case it was just one lone cunt who couldn't shut her pathetic fat mouth.

But there was some doubt in the audience because no one would step forward and tell her the shut her fucking mouth.

That is, until she made the mistake of "Triggering" everyone else when she said, "I'm an American", which reveals she's also a racist.

FeelGoodPhil · 2017-04-01T05:21:58+00:00

Moby Dick meltdown.

Thats_Cool_bro · 2017-04-01T06:07:41+00:00

I honestly feel bad for the girl she was calling a prostitute/slut/whore etc...especially since she said the guy filming was her boyfriend.

2017-04-01T07:43:36+00:00

So anything that anyone finds personally offensive now authorizes them to attack others?

Guy behind the counter should have told her to fuck off from the beginning.

2017-04-01T09:14:09+00:00

I'm going to be honest I was really disappointed the couple were so civilised. I can't stand threatening and bullying behaviour and I wish the had tried this with a couple of savages.

I do not think I could allow some scumbag to insult my wife like that and do nothing. I think I might have physically dragged her out of the shop.

Phil948 · 2017-04-01T10:54:29+00:00

"YOU'RE STALKING ME" was my favorite part

wutangclanthug9mm · 2017-04-01T20:33:59+00:00

It's getting more and more difficult to point out mental illness.

thedude213 · 2017-04-01T20:50:29+00:00

These far left SJW liberals don't realize how puritanically conservative they've become, they've literally become everything they hate.

ListenToMeRightNow · 2017-04-01T02:49:03+00:00

couple kisses

Stranger says: "You are sexually assaulting me."

Well there is your average Hillary supporting Tumblr user.

tigrn914 · 2017-04-01T02:53:34+00:00

Puritanical fucks.

Jera420 · 2017-04-01T10:53:41+00:00

Bartender in California (Bay Area) here. Had a couple crazily going at each other for a solid 2 hours. It was a Saturday night, so the bar was super busy. Everyone was pretty entertained. When the couple got up to leave everyone cheered and clapped and the couple waved as they left.

Dr_pointless · 2017-04-01T04:32:24+00:00

How dare that man has sex with his girlfriend in a public place. I hope he gets arrested /s

rookm · 2017-04-01T06:12:44+00:00

California I assume?

durtydiq · 2017-04-01T06:51:24+00:00

4 scoops of ice cream for $15!?

Ollie117 · 2017-04-01T08:13:25+00:00

I feel bad for the two fat chicks I know well that are so fucking down, and would never be close to acting like this. This attention whore not only brings shame to big girls, and men; but humans in general. Holy Shit she is a trainwreck.

bigassbananaboat · 2017-04-01T09:07:45+00:00

She is so jealous holy shit

AltReich2020 · 2017-04-01T10:20:56+00:00

Sex negative feminists are really nuts.

Two people kissing isn't "having sex."

NeedAnotherBlunt · 2017-04-01T10:57:49+00:00

This video was the funniest thing I have seen in a while. Everyone handled her so well, I would have lost my shit on her with in a min if her being a triggered cunt

Title	Whale gets triggered over human kissing at restaurant, gets sent back to Pacific Ocean
Author	sentientfartcloud
Upvotes	15265
Comments	486
Date	April 1, 2017 2:08 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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