Woman steals bottle of wine, cries, screams and claims she's pregnant when police show up to arrest her

Rocketterollo · 2016-07-14T18:33:55+00:00

<resisting arrest> "I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!" <rolling around in the liquor she attempted to steal> "MY BABY" Real class act.

fristtimeredditer · 2016-07-14T18:55:25+00:00

Ah yes the old fight till im pregnant

RBeck · 2016-07-14T22:26:12+00:00

Isn't drinking during pregnacy the worst excuse you could think of for shop lifting?

spays_marine · 2016-07-14T23:55:19+00:00

I'm caalmmWAARAARUUGHH!

B1gWh17 · 2016-07-14T20:11:47+00:00

Love how she's resisting the whole time before the cops show up trying to keep control of the liquor bottle and as soon as they show up; she picks it back up and throws it away to destroy the evidence.

Good on that guy for holding her until they showed up.

chrisisthefattest · 2016-07-14T19:57:25+00:00

What was she saying she "exchanged" for the bottle? I can't make it out.

BrassBass · 2016-07-15T02:51:49+00:00

This likely wasn't the first time she had stolen something from that store. Shoplifters always return to steal more shit until they get arrested. We need harsher penalties for it, because it's a HUGE problem all over America. I know, I work retail.

2016-07-15T07:26:28+00:00

Consequences for my shitty actions!? waaaahhaaaNooOooOOOOO!!!

Grand_Perspective · 2016-07-15T07:10:58+00:00

That. Was. Delicious.

illuminatipr · 2016-07-15T06:46:16+00:00

This is fucking pathetic.

Ketsa · 2016-07-15T11:16:34+00:00

Pregnant women drinking alcohool or smoking should be heavily punished.

Arimaster · 2016-07-14T21:30:57+00:00

Skyler White?

2016-07-15T06:56:05+00:00

IM CAAAAALLLLMMMMM!!!

_The_Judge · 2016-07-16T21:12:06+00:00

That victim cry is why I come here.

2016-07-19T10:35:51+00:00

"I haven't done anything wrong!" "Yes you have."

Well shit.

TheBatRastard · 2016-07-15T05:07:11+00:00

She has the range.

tetyys · 2016-07-14T18:07:07+00:00

worldstar.

Hastadin · 2016-07-15T02:20:01+00:00

shouldnt drink anyway while being pregnant

2016-07-19T19:31:26+00:00

Where's someone with an elephant dart when you need one?

Vulgar_Vulture · 2016-07-17T21:07:50+00:00

I'm fairly certain she's homeless. This is less PPD, and more about a random homeless crazy.

Edit: Watched again. Not homeless, just what I imagine people living in Oregon dress like.

Christ_on_a_Crakker · 2016-07-14T18:38:34+00:00

If she's a real alcoholic then she is most likely freaking out because she knows she is going to spend the night in the drunk tank and will suffer some type of withdrawal symptoms.

I know her pain well. I offer prayer to this woman that she may find what I have found in recovery.

Title	Woman steals bottle of wine, cries, screams and claims she's pregnant when police show up to arrest her
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	337
Comments	58
Date	July 14, 2016 5:29 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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