People don't respect my free toilet ideology and they would rather persecute me for my beliefs.

My beliefs come from tradition, since before toilets there were chamber pots and before chamber pots everyone would shit and piss wherever they please.

I'm just trying to raise a family with good, traditional values. Is that so wrong?

I was at work helping a client when of course the urge hit me so I pulled down my pants to shit on the floor. The client was disgusted and left. When the boss found out her was furious and he said since this was the fourth time I've shit in front of a client that I should pack my desk and leave.

Now my children will starve. My beliefs should have protection