We were having a wonderful time, seeing our friends, and having great conversations. Everything was going well until a friend brought out this teeny Jenga bar top game. I was doing splendidly, i always destabilize the base to make it more challenging/fun, and then we played for a while with people cheering on.

I don't know what went wrong; I was really doing well, and I even invented the "hit a straw with the lighter and hammer the block through" maneuver, but for some reason the whole thing collapsed and he beat me.

I don't know what to do now; should I call the police? Call a helpline? Should i move out and get a restraining order. Please help; I don't know what to do now!