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Introducing Chad Thundercock's Younger Brother, Dylan -- A Lady's Man for Our Modern Age

July 23, 2019

We at the Red Pill are all well acquainted with Chad Thundercock -- some of us (though it pains to admit it), intimately so.

But less well known is his younger brother, Dylan. I was familiar with the person, but until recently, not the name... until
Guywithgirlwithabike was kind enough to tell me (they've known each other for years)! Now, without further ado, I would like to introduce you to Dylan Thundercock.


Like his brother Chad, Dylan is very handsome... but unlike big bro, he seems so humble, not arrogant at all! He's even a little bit nerdy... he loves all the Lord of the Rings movies and he even cosplayed as Aragorn at the Ren Faire (teehee!). He was just totally shocked at how many women he was able to get out of their chemises by the end of the afternoon.

But Dylan doesn't judge them. In fact, whenever Chad calls women whores and sluts, Dylan is always quick to chide him and come to their defense. You see, Dylan is a feminist. He will never, ever think ill of a woman for having a high n-count (actually, he's not even familiar with that term, outside the realm of biostatistics, of course). He thinks women should be free to explore their sexuality with whomever and however they wish. Some of his closest friends are strippers... ahem, sex workers. He feels really bad for all those oppressed handmaidens, kept down by the cruel patriarchy, who will never know the liberating bliss of getting pounded by Dylan in his tent at Burning Man.

Dylan doesn't sleep around... he's polyamorous. He can't get it up for any woman with whom he doesn't have a deep emotional connection. I know you just met him, here at this dive bar where he just finished playing a set, but with one glance, Dylan can see into your soul. Don't you want to explore this inexplicably intense bond that you two share? Oh, he's moving too fast? That's OK, he'll wait until you're comfortable, when the stars align and the time is right. In the meantime, he's going home with Alexandra. Oh, you're jealous? He never imagined you could be so controlling; he thought you were so kind-hearted and open-minded! Why are you trying to shame Dylan, just because he has so much love to give?!

Dylan listens intently and sympathetically as you malign your husband or your boyfriend. It's so terrible that your man doesn't immediately respond to your text messages when he's at work, while Dylan is always responding right away... even when Alexandra is right next to him in bed. Ah, Alexandra... she's such a strong, confident woman... so unlike all these hysterical, backward-thinking little girls with oppressive expectations of monogamy.

Dylan will always be supportive of your dreams. He hasn't missed a single one of your burlesque performances! And isn't it great how, unlike Chad (who only dates cheerleaders and Victoria Secret models), he doesn't have these societally-manufactured expectations of beauty? Dylan loves women of all shapes and sizes... so long as they are bent over the hood of his classic Mustang.

Of course, Dylan would never ask you to do anything that makes you uncomfortable. He knows your happiness is the most important thing in the world, after all. But wasn't it Mother Theresa who said that suffering brings us closer to God? With that in mind, won't you try anal, just this once?

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Title Introducing Chad Thundercock's Younger Brother, Dylan -- A Lady's Man for Our Modern Age
Author RubyWooToo
Upvotes 155
Comments 89
Date July 23, 2019 4:42 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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[–]emmdubb2239 points40 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

This was brilliant . I got a good chuckle, thank you.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 26 points27 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Dylan loves that he can make you laugh! Your giggle is like wind chimes and your eyes sparkle... just like hers did so long ago. He sighs and looks off into the distance, full of nostalgia and deep longing.

[–]emmdubb227 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

.....he sighs. Is he thinking about her, you wonder wistfully, desperate to hear HIS laugh. You secretly wonder about how your social ranking compares to the other girl you know he’s thinking about. The evening turns into a cold embrace. You decide that this is the night you go full red pill and let him inside your feminine vulnerability. You allow him to take control fully, as you bend to his touches. Dylan knows this dance, he’s taking on a dominant stance. After all, you’ve now made him captain wink.

The next morning as you do you best Dakota Fanning impression of an aloof lover, and expertly cover yourself in the sheets demurely around you, Dylan brings coffee freshly poured over. He cheerfully greets you, says you look even better the morning after. Later you two depart and go about your individual day.

Dylan doesn’t communicate any further that day. Actually, he stops communicating altogether.

Three weeks later, you run into Dylan at a coffee shop with his friend, Delilah. He greets you cheerfully once again like time never passed and also introduces you to her. Casually he says in passing “lets catch up soon” and gives you a quick embrace.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Finally, a woman who understands him!

[–]Guywithgirlwithabike3 Stars51 points52 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Who doesn't remember the first time they met Dylan, during freshman orientation week? It's one of your most impactful memories from college, randomly bumping into him playing guitar under a tree by the philosophy department.

Or was it at the coffee shop, where he was working on his poetry, which is suspiciously similar to Pablo Neruda, as though he simply rewrote it while looking at a thesaurus?

It's hard to say for sure; you ended up smoking a lot of weed that semester...

[–]girlwithabikeEndorsed Contributor8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

My freshman year roommate brought Dylan home one day. He had floppy hair, glasses and taught her to play Free Fallin on the guitar. Then he invited her to see his band play. ( u/rubywootoo )

[–]mrssmithhh2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

HAHAHAHA yes. Pablo Neruda is every Dylan’s Handbook For The Sensitive Soul. That and Charles Buckowski.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dylan's not into Buckowski; his writing is far too misogynistic.

Dylan is very grateful to the ex-girlfriend who introduced him to Anais Nin... it taught him so much about eroticism and sexuality from the feminine perspective.

[–]MrsChiliad11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I met so many Dylans in uni. Always knew to avoid them but couldn’t exactly put it into words. This is perfect hahahaha like someone else said, single women out there, do not settle for a Dylan. Find a good man you feel comfortable leading you and you’ll have a much happier life.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Leadership? How paternal, how tyrannical! Dylan wants a woman who can forge her own path forward... directly to his bed.

[–]goodtimes15337 points38 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Love this because the description is incredibly accurate, very well-written. Spot on with the description of Dylan!

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dylan loves you too, just as he loves and respects all women so much, even when it hurts.

[–]amadexodus18 points19 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

I fell for my best guy friend a couple years back. He was a Dylan. I thought that I knew him and that he was the guy for me because he would listen to me talk, because we liked the same music, because he liked getting me to finish in the bedroom “more” than finishing himself. I thought that I could be vulnerable around him because we’d showered together on several occasions, just for the fun of it; because I was recruited to look after his cat when he went away; because we lived in a coed frat house together and our relationship felt marital (I thought) and everyone could tell there was an attraction.

Knowing what I know now, this was all skin-deep. We had the love that comes from sexual attraction and familiarity and shared interests....and that was not enough. I have a captain in my life now who blows this guy out of the water. Don’t settle for a Dylan.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

(Serious response)

I’m glad you posted your experience and you’re able now to recognize the situation for what it was.

I hope that at least some women will be able to recognize that validation is not the same thing as genuine love and respect... and that people who tell you what you want to hear are usually trying to sell you something.

[–]Guywithgirlwithabike3 Stars9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

As a rule, I don't trust anyone that doesn't tell me something that pisses me off from time to time.

[–]raisin_warlord2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

We had the love that comes from sexual attraction and familiarity and shared interests....and that was not enough.

Can I ask why? Did he not want to commit?

[–]amadexodus8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I basically kept my romantic feelings for him to myself and watched and waited. He had no idea. Two things happened: 1) One night he was spilling his guts to me over text and confessed that he loved this girl who didn’t love him back. So that was rough. 2) Shortly before I decided to break things off and move out of the frat, I was visiting my hometown and met with my now-Captain to catch up. We went to high school together, only as acquaintances; in fact he was a mess when I knew him. But as we talked, I realized how much this guy had turned his life around and was on my frequency in terms of his health, his discipline, his values, etc. Then when I returned to my home (the frat), I hang out with Dylan and watch him slap some mozzarella on a whole block of tofu, microwave it, and then eat it for dinner. And then we have a house meeting, during which he was unapologetically high on a dissociative drug. The juxtaposition of these two guys at the time was a wake-up call. I moved out of that frat for a few other reasons too, but meeting my now-Captain definitely made me look at Dylan in the context of marriage, like “Even if this guy loved me back, could I watch him destroy his health, spend our money on pointless things for this or that ‘aesthetic,’ never work out, etc.?”

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link


And that’s a moment when you stopped being a girl and became a woman!


Dylan is very grateful that he could be a catalyst for your personal growth and will think fondly of all the beautiful moments you shared together.

Although parting with you was bitter sweet, fortunately, there are plenty of liberated women who don’t judge him for putting mozzarella on tofu.

[–]phoenix_shm6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link soo hilariously awesome! 😂🤣 I look forward to hearing more about Dylan and his take on things of consequence in the future.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Enough about Dylan... he’s more interested in hearing about what you think!

[–]throwaway0102855 points6 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

This is amazing. My only gripe is this kind of guy generally doesn't drive a Mustang.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 12 points13 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

My husband corrected me on this point as well. He said Dylan drives a used Jeep Wrangler.

The classic Mustang belongs to Dylan and Chad’s Dad, who taught them how to fix cars in his garage and to whom they owe all their knowledge of the women.

[–]Guywithgirlwithabike3 Stars7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

LOL - I think Dylan has a brother named Marshall who rides a Harley and takes things too far, scaring away the ladies, and is MGTOW by default. He never did listen to pop's advice on the ladies, and will probably wind up just like his uncle.

[–]throwaway0102855 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Bravo. Also think the mustang might alienate the environmentally conscious girls who Dylan wants to relate to. Probably jokes about how his dad is an ignorant baby boomer prick who denies climate change. Couldnt Dylan even drive a Tesla? Esp post-collegiate Dylans.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He doesn’t have enough money for a Tesla. You see, unlike Chad, he never really cared much for wealth or high status.

To be perfectly honest (and he really only feels comfortable confiding in you), his real dream is to be a stay-at-home Dad. He’s just so nurturing and full of love, that role would come so naturally to him.

But not right now, of course... he’s focusing on his music and his art at the moment. Maybe in 5 years, possibly 10? You’re not in any rush, are you?

[–]sensitivitea 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

I love how this became roleplay in the comments lol

No Dylans for me thanks :P

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That’s cool, Dylan says, we can still be friends. 😎

[–]Hammocknapping29 points30 points  (25 children) | Copy Link

Can you clarify the take away from this post?

Are we ripping on Dylan? Alexandra? The hypothetical “you”? Everyone?

[–]emmdubb2213 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Everyone sucks in This scenario. Basically learn and enforce your own boundaries, and stick to the lakes & rivers that you’re used to

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 74 points75 points  (23 children) | Copy Link

Well, first and foremost, it’s intended as a humorous essay for a red pill-aware audience.

Second, it’s a satire of “sex positive” third-wave feminism, which tries to reframe fucking around as a form of liberation from men and personal empowerment... even though men are the primary beneficiaries of this “revolution,” since they can fuck as many women as they want while making as little investment in their relationships as possible.

Third, it’s a bit of a warning to young and/or inexperienced women who might be unaware of how this particular brand of manipulation actually works.

[–]Hammocknapping8 points9 points  (11 children) | Copy Link

I think it would be beneficial to clarify this in the intro to the post.

[–]misionariaprotectiva41 points42 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

Maybe you’re just too old for this post. Anyone younger than maybe mid-30s (?) would immediately recognize “Dylan”.

[–]HB32343 Stars21 points22 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

It may be a cultural thing too. I am 26 and went to school for a very blue collar subject (forestry/range/agriculture). Like u/hammocknapping, I was a little perplexed. Dylan doesn't ring a bell for me.

But I asked some of my girlfriends from liberal arts majors at the same school & they howled with laughter at the description.

I think that's the magic of satire though: absolutely hilarious if you can relate, maybe a head scratcher otherwise.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 40 points41 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Dylan has the utmost respect for working-class people and is acutely aware of his white male privilege.

He also greatly admires you for studying and working in what is no doubt a traditionally male-dominated profession.

He would like to hear more about your struggles to succeed and the fascinating work you’re doing. Should he pick you up at 6?

[–]HB32343 Stars14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Ruby, be careful! What if Dylan is like The Mask....? One day you won't be able to take it off, and you'll be forever stuck womanizing in college towns!

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Do you have a couch I can crash on?

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dylan is upset that you’re age-shaming someone on the Internet. You’re so bigoted!

Dylan actually prefers older women. They’re so much more mature, interesting, and sexier than 20-year-olds.

[–]tommyetw0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I’m over that age by quite a bit, and this Dylan character sounds... just odd. Kind of like a progressive concave chested man boy Casanova. So confused.

[–]phoenix_shm2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I think it would better at the end, actually. But would be helpful to understand the point.

[–]ComplexProjection-2 points-1 points  (10 children) | Copy Link

even though men are the primary beneficiaries of this “revolution,” since they can fuck as many women as they want while making as little investment in their relationships as possible.

The beneficiaries are not "the men", but the top 20% of men.

[–]girlwithabikeEndorsed Contributor10 points11 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

The answer is still "men" which is all that is relevant on the women's sub.

Don't whine about the top 20% it's incredibly unattractive. Anytime a guy brings this up he is telling us he's not good enough to get laid.

[–]ComplexProjection-1 points0 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

It was not a complaint, just a precision. Why assume I’m not part of the 20%? Anyway, I don’t want to start an argument on your turf. Good day.

[–]girlwithabikeEndorsed Contributor11 points12 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

From the women's side it doesn't matter if it's all men or a portion of men. Men are still the primary beneficiaries of the sexual revolution. So when it is important enough for you to step in to "correct", the assumption is always going to be that you don't benefit - not that you are giving voice to your poor sexless brothers. Women will defend their group, with men thats not as common. Thus whether it's true or not, intended or not, that is how it comes across.

Not trying to argue, just explain.

[–]ComplexProjection-3 points-2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Men are still the primary beneficiaries of the sexual revolution.

That's actually my point.

The sexual revolution allows women to have sex with the top 20% of the men without being in a relationship said male, which is positive for both women (sex with better partners) and the top 20% of men (more sexual partners). The losers here are the 80% of men. So even from a women's perspective, I don't think we can conclude "men are the main beneficiaries".

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Actually the only thing stopping women from sleeping with men outside of being in a relationship with them were their values against sleeping around and fears of being labeled a slut. There was nothing restraining men from taking advantage of sexual opportunities.

So yes, men benefitted (the exact number is irrelevant for the purpose of this subs readers) from the newly-made abundance of women who were no longer afraid of being called sluts for sleeping with whoever they want, even if it harmed their long-term relationship prospects.

[–]girlwithabikeEndorsed Contributor8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Right and we are told that female promiscuity correlates with mental illnesses like depression and poor marriage outcomes. Women wanting to sleep with Chad doesn't mean that it's actually to our benefit. At best a high body count is neutral for women. It's not empowering the way feminism desperately wants it to be and it certainly doesn't confer any status or pride the way it does for men. Most women don't want sex with no strings (even if they will engage in sex with no strings). Sex outside of a relationship is not a positive for women.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

That’s made-up, misogynistic bullshit, Dylan scoffs. If 80% of men are sexless, perhaps it’s because they only want to date the 10% of women who look like supermodels.. ever think of that?!

No, more likely, is that men who are lonely and sexless just need to be themselves, love and respect women more, maybe try being their friends instead of only seeing them as sex objects, Dylan advises. That’s always worked tor me.

[–]ComplexProjection3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dylan is so wise.

[–]ellaC977 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I have a Dylan in mind, never fell for his shit even when he was trying to explain me how liberating would be to have sex with more people since I'm too old fashioned for only having sex with one guy (who is still my boyfriend)

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dylan harbors no hard feelings against you, even though you broke his heart and he has to live with the fact that he can never have you. If only there was a wonderful woman out there, one who isn’t confined by patriarchal traditions, who can heal the wounds you inflicted upon him... even though he only wanted you to be happy!

[–]masterofthebarkarts1 Star2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Ohhhh man. May I add to this?

"Dylan is extremely interested in you when you're actually in front of him, but when you told him you'd be in town all weekend he didn't even reply until 9 pm that Sunday because he'd "been so busy" with his craft beer podcast. If you're free right now and can come meet him at the bar he's at with his friends, he'd totally love to "hang out" with you until you have to leave in the morning. He'd love to tell you all about his new hobby restoring antique bagpipes. Later, while waiting for your train, you'll realize he asked you exactly 0 questions about yourself."

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Dylan doesn’t need to ask you questions... he can see into your soul, remember?

[–]masterofthebarkarts1 Star2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

right, whoops

[–]beautifulbarbarian4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Omg, I am SO glad I read this exactly when I did. I have a Dylan in my life right now. He's been a close friend for many years. He has many female friends, but he always tells me I'm special. But sometimes he disappears and I don't hear from him for long periods of time. I am getting over a serious 3-year relationship, and my Dylan re-appeared. And he wants to spend time with me and do things together that I'd consider romantic. Recently he told me there is a girl he likes and he is about to date her, BUT before he dates her he really wants to hook up with me. Because it would be ok with her. Because she is super chill. And if she is not ok with it, then she is controlling and abusive and he would break up with her. (I am not joking about this part - he seriously said that and this is probably too much detail and if he read this he'd know it's about him.)
Anyway, I think I've been investing way too much time and thought into him and I needed to snap out of it, and this post did it.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I’m glad that this post was the red pill you needed to wake up to the reality of your Dylan.

But admittedly, I’m kind of in awe of him as well. He must be so friggin’ smoking hot and his skill at delivery so well honed that he could spout shit like “my gf is controlling and abusive if she won’t let me fuck you” and you (and likely another woman or three) considered that reasonable, even if it was just for a half-second.

Lastly, don’t worry that you’re “outting” him on this thread. The whole reason that Dylan exists as an archetype is because there’s so many of him out there.

[–]ReddJive2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Dylan sounds like a Sigma.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dylan doesn’t know what you’re talking about. He shuns labels of any kind; they are tools of oppression.

What’s all this obsession with the Greek alphabet, anyway, Dylan wonders. Alexandra was arguing about alphas and betas on the Internet for hours the other night. It took longer than usual to get her to come to bed.

Fortunately, he muses, she let me her tie her up and whip her that night (totally consensual of course). She said the experience was so empowering.

[–]Stupyyy5 points6 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Just wait until you meet Phil LightningCock!

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dylan isn’t friends with Phil anymore. Phil catcalled some girls outside the bodega the other day and Dylan had to yell at him to stop being so rude (very loudly, so the women would feel safe).

[–]Guywithgirlwithabike3 Stars5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Phil got that name by finishing too quickly.

Dylan is a gentleman. He takes his time.

[–]madcockatiel1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hah, don’t we all know at least one Dylan. Fortunately the Dylaniest guy I ever met was a genuinely lovely person and very committed to his gf. Which made him all the more appealing. Damn you Dylan!

[–]wolfouttanowhere1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

M30 here. You just described my game

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Sorry I blew up your spot!

Then again, the girls you’re banging are probably too busy arguing among themselves at TwoXChromsomes or asking if they should be intimidated by all your female friends.

[–]cmj871 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link


[–]ElectCatsNotFascists0 points1 point  (14 children) | Copy Link

Dylan sounds like exactly my type.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 26 points27 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Dylan blushes and looks away sheepishly as you tell him this. He was always so dorky and awkward growing up, he confesses. He can’t believe someone as beautiful and intelligent as you even notices him!

Dylan asks to continue this conversation somewhere more private... it’s so embarrassing to share his innermost thoughts and insecurities around all these people.

[–]ElectCatsNotFascists9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh my god yes more

[–]Guywithgirlwithabike3 Stars8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Off-topic from Dylan and his clever schtick:

If you think for a second that electing a cat to a position of authority wouldn't result in the most brutal, fascistic regime in the whole of world history, then you understand nothing about either cats or fascists.

[–]ElectCatsNotFascists2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I feel like as long as they’re appeased with a full food bowl at the appropriate times, ample hair ties to fetch, and a comfortable sunny corner office, it wouldn’t be too bad a regime.

[–]Guywithgirlwithabike3 Stars15 points16 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, he's counting on you foolishly thinking that.

That's how the con works.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Nonsense, Dylan doesn’t con anyone. He has too much love to give.

[–]ElectCatsNotFascists0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

What exactly is he conning me into?

[–]Guywithgirlwithabike3 Stars7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Depends on what it is you think you want.

[–]ElectCatsNotFascists2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Generally when I’ve dated Dylans, I’ve been looking for a couple of things. First, great, considerate, reciprocal sex. Someone who doesn’t think a vagina is gross, and is willing to take some time down there. Validation. A head over heels romance, with long nights gazing into each other’s eyes and talking about how wonderful each other are. Emotional vulnerability, someone to confess secrets with and feel completely accepted. Dylan is pretty damn good at filling those needs.

[–]Guywithgirlwithabike3 Stars9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I can't imagine having such a dim view of myself that I'd sleep with a one-dimensional cut-out of a human being simply for validation, but whatever - you do you.

[–]Wolfssenger8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You might want to get counseling if someone coercing women into anal is your type.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dylan is heartbroken that you would accuse him of coercion. He would never dream of overstepping his boundaries... he understands that some women are just not ready to overcome their ideas of what’s taboo and leave their comfort zone.

And seriously, you’re going to kink-shame Dylan for his polite request? Not cool, man, not cool.

[–]fosho_away 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link


Amazing post

Too real.

[–]Atheist_Utopia-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

It's hard to sense the sarcasm in this one

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

“Sarcasm is mean and lacking empathy,” Dylan replies. “I am always sincere... even when it makes me feel vulnerable.”

[–]Atheist_Utopia0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

You must be fun at parties u/RubyWooToo (not Dylan)

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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