Inspired by the evening routine thread -- what do you do in the mornings and the evenings to keep yourself looking your best?

Additionally, any hair tips for someone who is hopelessly bad at styling her hair? I don't even know how to use a curling iron despite the hairstylist's best efforts to teach me. Fortunately I have stick-straight hair naturally so don't need a straightener....

I'll put my routine in the comments.