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Got laid today because I acted on impulse FR

April 19, 2016
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My horniness was off the charts today, I've been doing nofap for god knows how long and I was about to explode. Literally almost went insane!

Long story short, plates were unavailable, I have a sex addiction (real thing) couldn't jack off (because nofap) opened an okcupid account (got 2 numbers) still horny, went outside - talked to like at least 30 different bitches all ranging for 6-10, got 6 numbers (2 of which are at least an 8 or 9) AND got fucking laid.

This 7 was just there waiting for the bus and I had talked to so many bitches at that point (and already had some numbers) that I literally said "that makes you fat" when I saw her eating these cherry sour blaster candies. She looked at me with guilt and I smiled and asked if I could have one. She smiled and said sure and then we had a conversation about diets.

Fucking diets, I can eat whatever the fuck I want but for her I was on this special keto diet (which I have no idea how it works) but luckily she wasn't some nutritionist or something so she's just like "oh so meat and carbs that's really cool" I'm a skinny motherfucker so I gotta gain muscle mass and she agreed hahahaha fuck that bitch

Still fucked her though, I told her to not go back home and instead wanted to show her this really cool documentary on sugar addiction. (this was while touching her playfully)

Once we got inside I literally grabbed her by the waist and said, "I know there's a documentary somewhere on the internet about sugar" and she said "Oh we'll find it" while moving her body trying to walk towards the living room where the tv is and shit. WRONG BITCH, I took her by the waist with my left hand and put my right hand on the back of her neck and literally just french kissed the fuck out of her mouth right there.

Fucked her really hard for about 7 minutes which is not bad considering I haven't ejaculated in like at least 3 weeks or so.

Crazy shit, so acting on impulse is not so bad after all. Depends on what you do really, but with bitches, just be impulsive in some aspects.

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Title Got laid today because I acted on impulse FR
Author helptrp
Upvotes 4
Comments 3
Date April 19, 2016 8:31 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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[–]RedOkra6 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I like that you included the length of time you fucked her. A lot of guys are insecure about this. I'm guessing your average is around 15 mins?

[–]helptrp[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Bro honestly my average is about 10 minutes man on the first go, and then from then on it's about 15 nothing special

Sometimes when a girl is waaay out of my league I rub one out and pop a viagra which is horrible for my physical and emotional health but it's fun as fuck

[–]69petra1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You are lucky if your average is 10 min. Most do not cross 2 min.

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