If a cat senses that it needs to rid its digestive tract of inedible material or that it's lacking certain nutrients it will go outside and eat grass (provided it has the opportunity). Unlike cats and many other animals, american women are incapable of properly feeding themselves. 68 Percent of American Women are overweight. 36 percent of women are obese. 75% of lesbians are obese, twice as many as heterosexual women. Lesbians have the misfortune of not having men tell them what to do, so they fare worse then heterosexual women in general.

Why? American women are highly impulsive and incapable of forming and executing plans. Women don't think about eating until they are hungry. The female diet consists of easy, no prep food. Breakfast is a frappuccino or a bagel. Lunch may or may not take place. Dinner is something nutritious if a man is paying, otherwise its something stupid like salsa and chips or a Cesar salad. In general the female diet is low in animal protein because they are too lazy to cook. Not surprisingly anemia is more prevalent in women. Women will continue eating like this until their bodies flip the fuck out and start craving calorically dense food. At that point, Jennifer will gorge on cupcakes and upload that shit to Instagram with the appropriate filter. The only difference between fats and skinny fats is the frequency of their gorging rituals. Regardless of BMI, most american women are malnourished to some degree.

Who Cares? Eating is a fundamental part of being human. Its only rivaled by breathing, drinking water and properly disposing waste. If a person has the means to eat properly but doesn't out of shear laziness, chances are they're a colossal fuck. Sure it may be inconvenient to walk to the bathroom, but we don't tolerate pant-wetters unless they are mentally infirm. So why should we tolerate fats who cant be bothered to pack a lunch? In developing nations, poor eating habits are a symptom of poverty. In the west, poor eating habits are symptomatic of gross incompetence.

But Men are Fat too! Most people are losers, men included. The Red Pill promotes critical reflection and self improvement. So even if there are some fat redpillers reading this, at least they feel bad about it. Hopefully the shame will eventually translate into diet and exercise. The same can not be said for bluepillers who's smugness and self-importance is in no way impeded by diabetes, heart complications or rheumatoid arthritis.

If any of this makes you mad, don't blame me. Im not the one who made you fat. Maybe this will serve as a wake up call to change your diet and your life. Maybe, GayLubeOil is an internet angel that saves people with hate filled diatribes. Maybe, pissing off fat people is my way of helping them burn more calories? I welcome the butt hurt either way.