Pretty much everything written for the Red Pill and Manosphere is done from a rational, materialist or scientific perspective. Today Alpha Wizard GaylubeOil is swerving the Red Pill Bro Bus in the opposite direction. That means spiritualism, metaphysics alchemy and magic. This post is literally gonna make you an Alpha Wizard.

Why would anyone want to become an Alpha Wizard? Because honestly bro do you really wanna continue being a lame ass beta bitch, following an assortment of guides, protocols and procedures? Or do you want to psychologically transform yourself through a magic ritual making yourself impervious to stress and the judgment of the outside world? Obviously the second one. But if you're not ready for that I understand. You're more than welcome to fuck off to another post. Maybe read an autistic kid’s field report about dry fingering a weird girl’s vagina.

First, a point of clarification. There are many schools of magic and paths to the sacred art. Your university’s student loan office teaches Babylonian Money Magic and can make your money disappear for decades. Many occult societies practice Sex Magic and will teach you how to make a 70 year old penis disappear (with your butthole). So if you don't like my approach this doesn't have to be the end of your magical journey.

Next, I gotta to be real and lay out the bad news. Not everyone has a high enough Alpha power level to become an Alpha Wizard. You’ll need a level of 5 minimum for any of this to work. If you score below a 2 you probably won't be able to benefit from this post. That's why I wrote the previous paragraph for all the beta wizards. Unfortunately y'all gotta get your powers by making penises disappear. Don't get mad at me. I don't make the rules. I'm just telling you about them.

At this point all of you are wondering what your Alpha Wizard Power Level is. This is how you find out. Next time your at the gym look for an average dude doing a bodybuilding routine on bench press. Count the number of reps he does to figure out a baseline, this should be in the 10-12 range. Then invite yourself to spot this stranger, allegedly because you care about gym safety or whatever. If he tells you to fuck off your score is -1. On his next set start motivating him to get more reps. Yelling is okay. Touching the bar is not. The number of reps he does above baseline is your Alpha Wizard Power Level.

Making people measurably stronger by speaking to them is magic. Specifically, it's alchemy because what we're doing is manipulating people's blood chemistry by forcing them to secrete adrenaline. I know there's gonna be some dude fagging in the comments saying shit like magic isn't real. Bro you don't even know my power level. If I can double a dude's bench press with just my voice I can most definitely make your wife’s self respect disappear. She'll become a wizard and make your house disappear. Alakazam!

If you've gotten this far and have a power level of at least 5 preferably 7, you are ready for the Alpha Wizard Right of Initiation. The main thing holding dudes here back is a Hollywood idealized view of women coupled with and extreme risk aversion. Once that's gone, they're unshackled from the Blue Pill Superego free to live life on their own terms as an Alpha Wizard.

Here's what you do. Go to any University in a white robe with an anti-abortion sign. Something creative like: If Fetuses Aren't Human Why Shouldn't Pregnant Women Drink Alcohol? Get into as many confrontations with Thots, Cucks and professors as possible. Do this for 2-3 hours until campus security throws you off campus. That should permanently destroy all approach anxiety and any NAWLT delusions you have about women.

Obviously 80% of the dudes here come to masterbate to pseudo scientific Alpha guides so they can comfortably do nothing. Breaking format by writing about Wizards is a sure way to enrage and disrupt the spergathon. The point of the Red Pill isn't to write fantasies for losers it's to change men. That means challenging men. I challenge you to become a Red Pill Alpha Wizard!


If your interested in building body and mind, shoot me a PM to join GaylubeOil's Wizard Academy